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Thread: Lol if your wife or girlfriends thighs touch (srs)

post 1594526281 12-29-2019, 11:19 PM
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post 1594526301 12-29-2019, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I already told you it's the pants. Enough people here have seen my legs to know you're full of chit.
Post pic in thong for proof. It’s the only way to prove it’s the pants
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post 1594526341 12-29-2019, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩


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I can smell the groin sweat from here. (negged)
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post 1594526461 12-29-2019, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By (-_-)⏩
I can smell the groin sweat from here. (negged)
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post 1594526581 12-29-2019, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Iluvmud⏩
phuck the pants.... mirin what's in dem pants!!!




what you at now slimmy?
Got down to around 125 but haven't weighed myself in a while and won't be for a few weeks after the holidays either.

But for reference, this was when I was around 150 lbs and I'm 5'4. Def no thigh gap and no xs/size 2 LOL.

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post 1594526671 12-29-2019, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Eh, you like what you like. Doubt most miscers are that picky IRL.



5'4 and 145 pounds. Some miscer: "You too fat and your thighs touch...gross."
'Mirin butt. How to get?
post 1594526711 12-29-2019, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Hahaha

Story time from my azzhole days.

I came home from the Air Force and took a job. There was this 23yo chick in the office begging for it.

She was smaller than the girl above but hips way wider than stomach. I ignored her so much she went up to my black coworker who I would go clubbing with.

She said what's wrong with Mike?
What do you mean?
Is he gay?
No he isn't gay.
Dose he like girls?
Oh yes, and they like him.

Lol he said the look on her face when he said that was priceless.

I was hardcore brutal when I was in my 20s

I'm much more reserved now.
How do you get chicks when you look like an inbred Ethan Hawke. And leave my girl Legz alone.
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post 1594526771 12-29-2019, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By (-_-)⏩
I can smell the groin sweat from here. (negged)
The smells are needed
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post 1594526891 12-29-2019, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
The smells are needed
Judging by how fat your thumb and hand is I will rep you because it probably feels bad having to stick with strictly obese women since you are obese with strong groin smells and body odor yourself.

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post 1594527481 12-29-2019, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted By (-_-)⏩
Judging by how fat your thumb and hand is I will rep you because it probably feels bad having to stick with strictly obese women since you are obese with strong groin smells and body odor yourself.

Obese American women are 1000 times better then rotten toothed cockney whores.
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post 1594527581 12-29-2019, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I also prefer thin women. There's absolutely nothing quite like a girl with a thigh gap presenting her pussy to you while she's on her knees. So much on display, and a thin stomach with a nice belly button ring.

Also looking at her pussy from behind is the absolute biggest boner giver. You don't get that **** with nasty fat bitches.

All about the thin broads - dudes who say otherwise have never had em, or can't get em. Either way, they're missing what life is all about: fukking young thin sexies while you cup their titties
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post 1594527721 12-29-2019, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
Obese American women are 1000 times better then rotten toothed cockney whores.
Its good to vent, cope and let out the anger
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post 1594528221 12-30-2019, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted By mingrey02stg2⏩
Everyone is different so I don't know what you can get. You definitely can't put any hot girl on a pedestal... they're just normal people who have legit done nothing to accomplish their good looks.

Having said that... these are all exes of mine:

Dated for 4 years (potato photo. I deleted all photos of her and only have this one that I uploaded to a hot gf thread years ago when we dated)


Dated for 4 years:


Dated for 1.5 years:


Currently dating:


Again... nothing better than a thin, pretty, HEALTHY woman.
Your girls are hot brah. Mirin you
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post 1594528471 12-30-2019, 12:20 AM
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My proudest lay of this year was a 20 year old TIGHT girl with a ridiculous body. I could wrap my hands around her LEAN waist, bubble gym butt and the best boobjob i have ever seen IRL or in porn, srs. Her skin white as a pearl, didnt get burnt or a bit tan even after a whole day at the beach. Her face flawless, her nose feminine, kendal jenner's lips, hair with lots of volume. She must have been around 110 pounds.

Now im going to sound like a douche, but i do have a good dick srs. Most women have told me it hurts, i can only go CRAZY for a short period of time until they start complaining. But not this one girl, the smallest waist out of all the girls ive fuked, the lightest too, the most innocent, yet she could TAKE IT full force, i went crazy. She went down on me too with the skills of a woman that has been doing porn for 20 years, not just alive for 20 years like her.


That was a good weekend srs. This was a good year, but that was probably the best weekend of the year, especially because two good friends were on rooms next to mine getting their dicks sucked by her friends as well.

She came back to her ex a couple of days after that lol, they were probably broken up for less than a week and i was there to be the rebound. For that im grateful.


Now im not one to put girls on a pedestal, but i thought she just deserved her own post. She was that good.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
My proudest lay of this year was a 20 year old TIGHT girl with a ridiculous body. I could wrap my hands around her LEAN waist, bubble gym butt and the best boobjob i have ever seen IRL or in porn, srs. Her skin white as a pearl, didnt get burnt or a bit tan even after a whole day at the beach. Her face flawless, her nose feminine, kendal jenner's lips, hair with lots of volume. She must have been around 110 pounds.

Now im going to sound like a douche, but i do have a good dick srs. Most women have told me it hurts, i can only go CRAZY for a short period of time until they start complaining. But not this one girl, the smallest waist out of all the girls ive fuked, the lightest too, the most innocent, yet she could TAKE IT full force, i went crazy. She went down on me too with the skills of a woman that has been doing porn for 20 years, not just alive for 20 years like her.
Using imagination since no pics.jpg
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post 1594528741 12-30-2019, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikegone⏩
Using imagination since no pics.jpg
I have a bikini pic srs, once you see it you will be like "damn his description was spot on".

Ill post it tomorrow if i remember about this thread, too late now good night.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
My proudest lay of this year was a 20 year old TIGHT girl with a ridiculous body. I could wrap my hands around her LEAN waist, bubble gym butt and the best boobjob i have ever seen IRL or in porn, srs. Her skin white as a pearl, didnt get burnt or a bit tan even after a whole day at the beach. Her face flawless, her nose feminine, kendal jenner's lips, hair with lots of volume. She must have been around 110 pounds.

Now im going to sound like a douche, but i do have a good dick srs. Most women have told me it hurts, i can only go CRAZY for a short period of time until they start complaining. But not this one girl, the smallest waist out of all the girls ive fuked, the lightest too, the most innocent, yet she could TAKE IT full force, i went crazy. She went down on me too with the skills of a woman that has been doing porn for 20 years, not just alive for 20 years like her.


That was a good weekend srs. This was a good year, but that was probably the best weekend of the year, especially because two good friends were on rooms next to mine getting their dicks sucked by her friends as well.

She came back to her ex a couple of days after that lol, they were probably broken up for less than a week and i was there to be the rebound. For that im grateful.


Now im not one to put girls on a pedestal, but i thought she just deserved her own post. She was that good.
trim the arm hair pls




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post 1594528831 12-30-2019, 12:31 AM
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HTCs hate this thread.

When you have fuked a legitimate fit girl, tight body, nice skin, narrow waist with a bubble butt you can't take anything close to HTC seriously.
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post 1594528941 12-30-2019, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By (-_-)⏩
trim the arm hair pls




caused me a 45% anxiety attack (srs)
Already did my bro. Looks 10 times better srs.
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idk man..

3 of the past 4 girls I was talking to were pretty "slim" but I didnt feel that animalistic urge to fuk them

earlier tonight a bit of a "meatier" girl came over and I was practically cumming in my pants while we were making out and I was grabbing her ass etc.
Didnt have time to fuk but that was the most turned on ive been in a while. Its like 5 hours later and my spider senses are still tingling
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Already did my bro. Looks 10 times better srs.
Ok thanks brah
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post 1594529581 12-30-2019, 01:00 AM
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Most whites girls above age 20 will really struggle with this. And I agree it’s gross when thighs touch.
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OPie watching everyone in this thread like



just lmao
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Originally Posted By JoshLV⏩
Does it count if they would touch but they don’t because her penor prevents thighs from touching?
I think their testicles get in the way...
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
OPie watching everyone in this thread like



just lmao
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Going to make a much nicer pic when I have time of the true reality.


I encourage you to get up and walk to the nearest mirror. Look at yourself and say "I am an alpha, I am dominant, I am high T, and I love fat, smelly females with fat all over and love handles I can grab onto with my entire hands" and not even you will believe yourself. (srs)
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Eh, you like what you like. Doubt most miscers are that picky IRL.



5'4 and 145 pounds. Some miscer: "You too fat and your thighs touch...gross."
No you don't qualify as the thighs touch Gross kind.

You're fully LTC
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
How do you get chicks when you look like an inbred Ethan Hawke. And leave my girl Legz alone.
She's a big girl she doesn't need your protection.

I was just being honest with her.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I have a bikini pic srs, once you see it you will be like "damn his description was spot on".

Ill post it tomorrow if i remember about this thread, too late now good night.
Gonna need those pics bro.
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