Thread: Best of Tinder Portland edition.
12-30-2019, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
i need tetanus shot just from opening up this thread. west coast USA, not even once.Holy fuk what are those things? Been planning a USA road trip for next summer and now i'm going to avoid all of Oregon like the plague fuk that chit...
12-30-2019, 04:19 PM
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LMFAOOOO
PDX in this bih. Protip: If you have gold set your location to Tigard. You're welcome. Had it set once to Portland (I live in Beaverton), Never again.
Also Salem girls are easy asf. shooting fish in a barrel lmao.
PDX in this bih. Protip: If you have gold set your location to Tigard. You're welcome. Had it set once to Portland (I live in Beaverton), Never again.
Also Salem girls are easy asf. shooting fish in a barrel lmao.
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12-30-2019, 04:20 PM
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there are hot hipster girls and then there are these abominations. the other portland is better
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12-30-2019, 04:30 PM
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Like I said, lived in Portland my whole life and have rarely seen anyone that looks like these pictures op is posting. Probably because they stay inside all day and man shame on the internet. 90% of us are normal and Portland is cool besides all the homeless and rent prices. Hour and a half away from the mountain, hour and a half away from the beach. Cool hikes everywhere if you’re into that and good food. Probably won’t ever move out of Oregon, no reason to.
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12-30-2019, 04:32 PM
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This thread has delivered more than Santa could dream of.
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12-30-2019, 04:34 PM
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Fuking lmao at Portland. Get a real family and live in a real city.
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12-30-2019, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
****ing do it.In on potentially legendary We On TV thread.
Inb4 Reddit *******s join and post even more cuck threads and copy and pasted incel bs.
Inb4 Reddit *******s join and post even more cuck threads and copy and pasted incel bs.
Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Foooookin LOL. Wat??Just saw this while swiping near Portland. My search is only for women btw LOL

Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
No doubt. Most ive met here are pretty chill.Like I said, lived in Portland my whole life and have rarely seen anyone that looks like these pictures op is posting. Probably because they stay inside all day and man shame on the internet. 90% of us are normal and Portland is cool besides all the homeless and rent prices. Hour and a half away from the mountain, hour and a half away from the beach. Cool hikes everywhere if you’re into that and good food. Probably won’t ever move out of Oregon, no reason to.
Originally Posted By BrotienShake⏩
Will do srs.LMFAOOOO
PDX in this bih. Protip: If you have gold set your location to Tigard. You're welcome. Had it set once to Portland (I live in Beaverton), Never again.
Also Salem girls are easy asf. shooting fish in a barrel lmao.
PDX in this bih. Protip: If you have gold set your location to Tigard. You're welcome. Had it set once to Portland (I live in Beaverton), Never again.
Also Salem girls are easy asf. shooting fish in a barrel lmao.
12-30-2019, 04:54 PM
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This chit is disturbing. The world is certainly doomed
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12-30-2019, 04:56 PM
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I thought Chicago was bad. Thanks for moving the bar for me OP
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12-30-2019, 04:57 PM
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Thanks OP, I wasn't looking forward to pleasant dreams tonight or anything.
I'm back, bitches!
12-30-2019, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Demonic possession. 100% srs.Not even sure what's going on here....


When you accept that it's actually real (and that's the hardest part when you've grown up in a post-Christian culture where mocking people who say this earns you applause), you start to understand that what you're dealing with and what has corrupted these women is beyond anything you can fix and beyond anything you want in your life, even for a minute.
That woman is a lost soul. She wants nothing more than to drag you into the abyss with her.
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12-30-2019, 05:07 PM
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12-30-2019, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Whenever you go downtown, it is fun to count how many blocks u can go witout seeing a homeless person. My record is 2.Like I said, lived in Portland my whole life and have rarely seen anyone that looks like these pictures op is posting. Probably because they stay inside all day and man shame on the internet. 90% of us are normal and Portland is cool besides all the homeless and rent prices. Hour and a half away from the mountain, hour and a half away from the beach. Cool hikes everywhere if you’re into that and good food. Probably won’t ever move out of Oregon, no reason to.
12-30-2019, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
stop posting, finding a female in general is impossible for you because you don't leave the basementFinding a decent female who isn't a tatted up ratchety druggie hoe is impossible in Portland. Even the girls who seem decent are secretly bi and turbosloots.
12-30-2019, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Sounds like you should move here and lose your virginity then, pussy.Finding a decent female who isn't a tatted up ratchety druggie hoe is impossible in Portland. Even the girls who seem decent are secretly bi and turbosloots.
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt
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12-30-2019, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
I live just out in the burbs bro. U got any good restaurant recommendations?Sounds like you should move here and lose your virginity then, pussy.
My favs so far are fogo, hubert's, nostrana, ringside, mother's bistro and elephant's deli. Nel centro is ok as well, but not great.
Portland is a great place to live if ur an alcoholic. Lots of cloudy days and plenty of bars to go drink urself to death at.
12-30-2019, 05:17 PM
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What in the actual FUKK is going on up in the NW bruhs?!?!
12-30-2019, 05:20 PM
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Never realized there's so many people on the Misc from PDX.
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12-30-2019, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
No real hate, blocked out the names if they seemed real.I take it back let them be, as long as they are happy who cares how they express themselves try being nicer to your fellow humans instead of being *******s...
Semi srs
Semi srs
They are free to be themselves but sometimes its just fukin funny.
Ive also been pretty open in my pursuit of a gf. Just want a nice figure and warm disposition. Dont need a bombshell.
12-30-2019, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
The Goose is really good for Tex mex, Wayfinder brewery has good food and beer, Acropolis if you want a cheap steak dinner and to watch some strippers, Toro Bravo has good tapas but always a fukn wait, Saburos for good sushi. If I eat out it’s usually during the week at lunch time so I’ll go to a food cart. There’s a place called #1 Korean Bento downtown and it’s a really good bang for your buckI live just out in the burbs bro. U got any good restaurant recommendations?
My favs so far are fogo, hubert's, nostrana, ringside, mother's bistro and elephant's deli. Nel centro is ok as well, but not great.
Portland is a great place to live if ur an alcoholic. Lots of cloudy days and plenty of bars to go drink urself to death at.
My favs so far are fogo, hubert's, nostrana, ringside, mother's bistro and elephant's deli. Nel centro is ok as well, but not great.
Portland is a great place to live if ur an alcoholic. Lots of cloudy days and plenty of bars to go drink urself to death at.
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12-30-2019, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
How can you tell who is homeless and who is a just a portland person? srs.Whenever you go downtown, it is fun to count how many blocks u can go witout seeing a homeless person. My record is 2.
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12-30-2019, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Yeah it kinda sucks you live so close to there.Finding a decent female who isn't a tatted up ratchety druggie hoe is impossible in Portland. Even the girls who seem decent are secretly bi and turbosloots.
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12-30-2019, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
The hipsters have clean clothes, matched colors, and only smell like weed. The homeless are covered in dirt, have meth face, and smell like actual chit.How can you tell who is homeless and who is a just a portland person? srs.
12-30-2019, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Are the crusty gutter punks not a thing there anymore?The hipsters have clean clothes, matched colors, and only smell like weed. The homeless are covered in dirt, have meth face, and smell like actual chit.
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12-30-2019, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
sounds hnnngThe Goose is really good for Tex mex, Wayfinder brewery has good food and beer, Acropolis if you want a cheap steak dinner and to watch some strippers, Toro Bravo has good tapas but always a fukn wait, Saburos for good sushi. If I eat out it’s usually during the week at lunch time so I’ll go to a food cart. There’s a place called #1 Korean Bento downtown and it’s a really good bang for your buck
12-30-2019, 05:35 PM
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Fukin love corndogs though HNNNNNGGG
You know what foods are shaped like dinks misc? the best kind.

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Bring her home to mama


You know what foods are shaped like dinks misc? the best kind.

No this wasn't some digital thing

Bring her home to mama


Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
I see them from time to time. More authentic than the hipsters but obviously grosser too.Are the crusty gutter punks not a thing there anymore?
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