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Thread: Should I Go To The Gym or Get My Cawk Sucked?

post 1595703391 01-16-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
I’m curious.. she shows up sucks the d and then... says thank you and leaves? Very... suspect.
No I showed up. Got sucked. Then left shortly after and went to the gym.
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post 1595703781 01-16-2020, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
I don’t see a problem with paying for a good bj, everyone literally hating on Leo when he has it figured out, no bitching, no money pit wife, no commitment.
Look I will tell you again. I'll never pay for sex in any shape or fashion.

They day I pay for sex is the day I end my life. That's just a fact.
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post 1595704211 01-16-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
And I will say it again. No one, repeat NO ONE uses the phrase "where are you located" except hookers.
spoken like someone with experience
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post 1595704221 01-16-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
No one begrudges a man what a man has to do.

It is the lying about everything that cucks himself.

As if a decently looking 23 year old is going to randomly contact 50 year old Gomer Pyle here and first thing she says is...."can I suck your penor"?


Righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Thing is, in leo's reality? He believes it all. He is maybe more autism than the Sith Lord Janoy Cresnova.
Look man i'm happy for all of your success.

You look great. You're a CEO. That's awesome.

I've never claimed to be a good looking man. I've never claimed to be some kind of millionaire.

Girls just like me. I just have something that most guys don't. I think it's confidence. Who knows.

But I did meet this girl at a party. I did try to bang her. She just wouldn't because of her boyfriend.

She has an oral fetish. An actual kink.
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post 1595704361 01-16-2020, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
Because she gets paid.

I hate to post so many times in such a short time on this thread, but OP is seriously a crazy person.

Anyone who has seen his posts for the past 4 years would know this.

And I will say it again. No one, repeat NO ONE uses the phrase "where are you located" except hookers.
I use it all the time.
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post 1595705001 01-16-2020, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Look man i'm happy for all of your success.

You look great. You're a CEO. That's awesome.

I've never claimed to be a good looking man. I've never claimed to be some kind of millionaire.

Girls just like me. I just have something that most guys don't. I think it's confidence. Who knows.

But I did meet this girl at a party. I did try to bang her. She just wouldn't because of her boyfriend.

She has an oral fetish. An actual kink.
What kind of party was this Leo? I have an inkling and think that's the key to this. LMAO if I'm right.
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post 1595705051 01-16-2020, 07:18 AM
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post 1595707391 01-16-2020, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
I’m curious.. she shows up sucks the d and then... says thank you and leaves? Very... suspect.
Back in my single days I had a fat girl off Tinder that would show up with beers, hang out for a drink, zuck my dink, and then bounce and leave the rest of the beers.
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post 1595707911 01-16-2020, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Back in my single days I had a fat girl off Tinder that would show up with beers, hang out for a drink, zuck my dink, and then bounce and leave the rest of the beers.
This isn't a big deal. I don't know why everyone's mind is blown like the Sean Penn gif from Carlito's way?
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post 1595708331 01-16-2020, 08:21 AM
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I used to go to the gym with this 35 year old chick after work, then go to her apartment where she'd blow me, swallow every drop then give me a ride home. Didn't want me to touch her pussy or even kiss her. I was around 22 and this went on for a year or so. I guess she just got off on blowing younger guys
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post 1595708681 01-16-2020, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
I used to go to the gym with this 35 year old chick after work, then go to her apartment where she'd blow me, swallow every drop then give me a ride home. Didn't want me to touch her pussy or even kiss her. I was around 22 and this went on for a year or so. I guess she just got off on blowing younger guys
It happens.
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post 1595708801 01-16-2020, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
I’m curious.. she shows up sucks the d and then... says thank you and leaves? Very... suspect.
This.


OP, I'm not a doctor but...


get an std test
post 1595709101 01-16-2020, 08:34 AM
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I worked with a woman who sucked the cawk of another worker she was driving to the airport simply because he pulled it out. Parked in the lot, he pulled it out (she had a reputation, so he knew it was a safe move), and she sucked him off right there. Granted she was mid 40s and chit was going down with her marriage (they're divorced now) so she was in full turbosloot mode, but still. I don't know if they had even talked much before this happened
post 1595709301 01-16-2020, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By bigdownunder⏩
What is wrong with you? Pregnant women are often super horny, and even if they aren't it's not like they can run away...
This wtf? also the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1595709611 01-16-2020, 08:41 AM
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Why would a random chick just message a guy more than twice her age to blow a load in her mouth?

You think she'd want sex where she could at least have the chance to get an orgasm (or more)??

Edit: Maybe if she was fat
post 1595709801 01-16-2020, 08:44 AM
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post 1595709911 01-16-2020, 08:46 AM
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In on not so subtle brag thread.

Seriously though, isn’t the whole point of going to the gym to get in shape so girls will want to suck your cawk?


























But if this is what OP looks like then he clearly shouldn’t pass up the free (okay, possibly not so free) noggin
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1595710511 01-16-2020, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
This isn't a big deal. I don't know why everyone's mind is blown like the Sean Penn gif from Carlito's way?
That's because most Miscers wouldn't know the smell of pussy if a broad was sitting on their faces.
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post 1595710521 01-16-2020, 08:55 AM
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Lmao, Leo.... did this party where you met her happen to be some sort of swinger/kink/sexors party?
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post 1595710801 01-16-2020, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
In on not so subtle brag thread.

Seriously though, isn’t the whole point of going to the gym to get in shape so girls will want to suck your cawk?


























But if this is what OP looks like then he clearly shouldn’t pass up the free (okay, possibly not so free) noggin
Pure autism.

Beautiful body.

But he has 23 year old girls who he barely knows and hadn't talked to in a year randomly calling him offering a BJ?

Oh Leo my little autist friend.

Just lol.
post 1595711101 01-16-2020, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
Lmao, Leo.... did this party where you met her happen to be some sort of swinger/kink/sexors party?
Sorta????
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post 1595711401 01-16-2020, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
Pure autism.

Beautiful body.

But he has 23 year old girls who he barely knows and hadn't talked to in a year randomly calling him offering a BJ?

Oh Leo my little autist friend.

Just lol.
What I love is someone with zero integrity trying to besmirch mine.

You are literally a snake oil salesman. The lowest scrum on the planet.
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post 1595711441 01-16-2020, 09:04 AM
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Do people really believe this shiit?

Some weird messaging app and some random picture?
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Sorta????
LMFAO I knew it!!!!!!!! Case is closed brahs. Those sloots are unusually slooty and often have kinks for older dudes.

Still, you aren't a liar. But that is a pretty important piece to the puzzle left out lol.
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post 1595711521 01-16-2020, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
What I love is someone with zero integrity trying to besmirch mine.

You are literally a snake oil salesman. The lowest scrum on the planet.
And you're an autist psycho.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
What I love is someone with zero integrity trying to besmirch mine.

You are literally a snake oil salesman. The lowest scrum on the planet.
This is getting juicy and I am so in
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
And you're an autist psycho.
You own a CBD oil company. You prey on people with life altering pain and steal from them when they are out of hope.
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lol optimus is getting mogged hardcore by the slayer.

stop being jelly boyo.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
You own a CBD oil company. You prey on people with life altering pain and steal from them when they are out of hope.
What does this even mean?

CBD has lots of REAL benefits. Truth.

I do realize after reading this thread that the truth may be something you are unfamiliar with.
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
What does this even mean?

CBD has lots of REAL benefits. Truth.

I do realize after reading this thread that the truth may be something you are unfamiliar with.
It has ZEROOOOOO.

IT DOES NOTHING LIKE 99.99999% of holistic crap.


You are no different than any other conman.
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