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post 1595734111 01-16-2020, 01:59 PM
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looks like a pretty juicy thread, oldschool misc style
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
fukkin lol brah
post 1595734331 01-16-2020, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE
Some chicks love to suck cawk, they will take it over sex. It is crazy....but its awesome.
Leo thinks chicks dont have motivation for things. Hes just so good looking women want to suck his "cawk"

At least thats what hes suggested. He didnt even suggest he buttered her up before
post 1595734611 01-16-2020, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Leo thinks chicks dont have motivation for things. Hes just so good looking women want to suck his "cawk"

At least thats what hes suggested. He didnt even suggest he buttered her up before
women just love it brah


Oh yeah im giving her $1000 also lolz no relation
post 1595734871 01-16-2020, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Leo thinks chicks dont have motivation for things. Hes just so good looking women want to suck his "cawk"

At least thats what hes suggested. He didnt even suggest he buttered her up before
Oh I have no doubt he's full of chit thats what the Misc is all about, I was just pointing out that some chicks want to suck cawk more than anything. Its mind blowing because you think they'd rather get plowed or something instead of eating a load.
post 1595735181 01-16-2020, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Leo thinks chicks dont have motivation for things. Hes just so good looking women want to suck his "cawk"

At least thats what hes suggested. He didnt even suggest he buttered her up before
You didn't read the thread
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post 1595735351 01-16-2020, 02:15 PM
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does he even own an iron he looks so unkept and those titties I am sure all the twenty somethings are throwing themselves at his feet lmao.

take care of your appearance first if you want to larp as a player old school I could have tagged you as a homeless person easily.



post 1595735511 01-16-2020, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed
I'm not a Chad, but I've had women throw me many hanging curveballs that I was too bluepilled to recognize at the time. Any guy who understood the true nature of women would have smashed those out of the park with ease. That's how it happens. Sometimes it happens in a bar where booze is flowing. Sometimes it happens when they are on vacation and don't feel that anyone will ever find out. Sometimes it's the thrill of the moment that excites them. The point is a woman who wants to fuk will always find a way to fuk. If you don't hit that hanging curveball, the next batter will. That's how it happens when a guy meets a sloot and 15 minutes later they're in the bathroom and she's giving him a BJ. She was looking for a batter and found one. She threw the hanging curve. He recognized it and hit it. The trick is knowing all you have to do is swing. Rotters will stand there with the bat on their shoulder and take a strike. Some will swing and miss, but at least they swing and they'll connect plenty of times. And then there are guys who have been swinging at curveballs for a long time and get lots of practice. Those guys hit them out of the park all the damned time. Like they're Barry Effing Bonds. It's just too easy for them. That's a guy like Leo. I wish I'd known earlier that all you have to do is swing at the pitch. I think that's the point Leo is trying to make. He's giving you a peek at what it's like to smash batting practice curveballs out of the park almost every time he swings. That's the lesson. There is always a curveball out there just waiting for you to hit it, even if you're batting 9th.
Edited to add: Leo was obviously just one of the numbers on her phone. She was looking for a batter to swing at her pitch. He was in the phone because he had enough text game to be there. On that day, he might not have been the first batter she tossed that curveball to, but he was the first to take a swing. Sloots have friendzones full of orbiters, but they also have a separate list of guys to hit up when they just want to get fked, no questions asked. Leo was on her list.
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Used to defend ******* OP but the people say hes frauding and hasnt provided real proof are right.
post 1595736361 01-16-2020, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi
does he even own an iron he looks so unkept and those titties I am sure all the twenty somethings are throwing themselves at his feet lmao.

take care of your appearance first if you want to larp as a player old school I could have tagged you as a homeless person easily.

this is what happens when u have no shame
post 1595736521 01-16-2020, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi
does he even own an iron he looks so unkept and those titties I am sure all the twenty somethings are throwing themselves at his feet lmao.

take care of your appearance first if you want to larp as a player old school I could have tagged you as a homeless person easily.



That pic was from years ago. I had pulled a bunch of clothes out of storage that was in trash bags and was getting opinions here on what I should keep.

Lol I wasn't going out. I put on something took a pic then changed into something else.
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post 1595743031 01-16-2020, 04:11 PM
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post 1595743441 01-16-2020, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi
does he even own an iron he looks so unkept and those titties I am sure all the twenty somethings are throwing themselves at his feet lmao.

take care of your appearance first if you want to larp as a player old school I could have tagged you as a homeless person easily.



I am ded, the longer this thread gets the juicier the pics are, the delusion and confidence of this oldcel are beyond me
post 1595743641 01-16-2020, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed
Edited to add: Leo was obviously just one of the numbers on her phone. She was looking for a batter to swing at her pitch. He was in the phone because he had enough text game to be there. On that day, he might not have been the first batter she tossed that curveball to, but he was the first to take a swing. Sloots have friendzones full of orbiters, but they also have a separate list of guys to hit up when they just want to get fked, no questions asked. Leo was on her list.
WTH dude you’re way too overthinking this shhit, it’s just a hooker, it’s that simple.
post 1595744231 01-16-2020, 04:29 PM
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Why do people respond to this ******* bragging about sleeping with infertile cat ladies? LMAO.
post 1595744521 01-16-2020, 04:33 PM
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Lol, Op was banging hookers all this time, and had the audacity to call me out for me admittedly doing it too

This L is yours old man
post 1595744831 01-16-2020, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By MikePikey556
Lol, Op was banging hookers all this time, and had the audacity to call me out for me admittedly doing it too

This L is yours old man
WTF son I already told you I don't use hookers.

I'd rather be dead.
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post 1595745201 01-16-2020, 04:42 PM
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I love the hate and denial in some of you.

I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.

Lol don't project your failures on me.


Anyway I got ab appointment.
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post 1595745261 01-16-2020, 04:43 PM
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Only an autist/incel would question the veracity of leo's stories tbh
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post 1595745711 01-16-2020, 04:52 PM
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Did this chick have all her teeth?
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
I love the hate and denial in some of you.

I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.

Lol don't project your failures on me.


Anyway I got ab appointment.
most just feel bad for u tbh. 50 year olds have grand kids and here u are fukin confused young girls from 4 chan and bragging about it
post 1595749231 01-16-2020, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By ***uette
I am ded, the longer this thread gets the juicier the pics are, the delusion and confidence of this oldcel are beyond me
For some reason, whether skinny or fat, to me his face always looks like it's melting.
post 1595749401 01-16-2020, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
Only an autist/incel would question the veracity of leo's stories tbh
Post a convo where a girl asks to suk your di*k without having talked to her for a year, please. Just randomly hits you up, no other conversation, nothing... For a year

Then ill admit im wrong
post 1595749861 01-16-2020, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Post a convo where a girl asks to suk your di*k without having talked to her for a year, please. Just randomly hits you up, no other conversation, nothing... For a year

Then ill admit im wrong
Closest I have is my ex calling me last night for sex and haven't talked to her since September.

If a sloot were trying to impress you, I could see this scenario playing out though.
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post 1595750081 01-16-2020, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
Closest I have is my ex calling me last night for sex and haven't talked to her since September.

If a sloot were trying to impress you, I could see this scenario playing out though.
Theres just something missing op isnt letting on. And yea, as i said before.. Ex's, ex- fwb..i could see that

But op also admitted this bish might be from some swinger party or something. I wonder if they all have each others numbers and theyre supposed to have sex with everybody in the group or something

Also, most bishes like foreplay more than sex so.. Surprising to see a "ill suck your di*k" after a year

Oh well. I just think op is trying make himself look cool with this thread and pumping himself up as more responses came in and is giving false guidance to incels and chit
post 1595750201 01-16-2020, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
Only an autist/incel would question the veracity of leo's stories tbh
Didn't read thread but this... Respect the OG *******s.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
I love the hate and denial in some of you.

I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.

Lol don't project your failures on me.


Anyway I got ab appointment.
I mean, not to sound like a hater.. but that should be expected when a grown man brags on an internet forum about getting head. Idc what you do, but don't be mad at the backlash lol.







I personally think it would be cool if you stuck to posting funny oldhead pics like this

Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
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did you wear this jacket when you went to her house?

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post 1595752051 01-16-2020, 07:02 PM
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Not sure if opie is trolling or srs....
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Theres just something missing op isnt letting on. And yea, as i said before.. Ex's, ex- fwb..i could see that

But op also admitted this bish might be from some swinger party or something. I wonder if they all have each others numbers and theyre supposed to have sex with everybody in the group or something

Also, most bishes like foreplay more than sex so.. Surprising to see a "ill suck your di*k" after a year

Oh well. I just think op is trying make himself look cool with this thread and pumping himself up as more responses came in and is giving false guidance to incels and chit
I guess I give most people the benefit of the doubt because of how pathetic it is to fraud to strangers on the net
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post 1595753361 01-16-2020, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By jackm7
did you wear this jacket when you went to her house?

It's in my backseat right now.

But it was 70 the last 3 days.
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