Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)
  1. Results 1 to 30 of 125
  2. Page 1 of 5
  3. 1
  4. 2
  5. 3
  7. Last

Thread: How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

post 1595746251 01-16-2020, 05:03 PM
-
#1
  1. DeadlyStriker
  2. Registered User
  1. DeadlyStriker
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 24,113
  6. Rep Power: 302177

How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

Probably instantly.




post 1595746281 01-16-2020, 05:03 PM
-
#2
  1. TypeNirvash
  2. World Warrior
  1. TypeNirvash
  2. World Warrior
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Posts: 23,195
  5. Rep Power: 26070
I think I'm safe

You have a very long beard though and I am mirin tho

Wanna steal me instead?
post 1595746351 01-16-2020, 05:04 PM
-
#3
  1. SwimToTheMoon
  2. Registered User
  1. SwimToTheMoon
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Kwekwe, in a tent, Zimbabwe
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 16,376
  7. Rep Power: 85971
Behead yourself and flip your head upside down then you'll have a luscious nw0 and you wont have to cope on online forums
post 1595746381 01-16-2020, 05:06 PM
-
#4
  1. Kormo
  1. Kormo
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Posts: 23,492
  5. Rep Power: 171110
I'll let you sexxors my gf all day erryday, if i could stay in the corner and watch of course(no cuck)
post 1595746491 01-16-2020, 05:07 PM
-
#5
  1. Jimmehhh
  2. Registered User
  1. Jimmehhh
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 6,669
  6. Rep Power: 37547
Steal as in kidnap her and keep her in your basement? You fukn serial killing looking motherfuker.
....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - George Orwell, 1984

LTC is the only heterosexual way.
post 1595746581 01-16-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#6
  1. Vhagar
  2. Forever Santa
  1. Vhagar
  2. Forever Santa
  3. Join Date: Dec 2012
  4. Posts: 34,158
  5. Rep Power: 456085
Had to go to the chitter to open this thread just in case she looked over and saw it

Please delete this thread in case she creeps on my browsing history and finds this and leaves me
post 1595746591 01-16-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#7
  1. Consequence18
  2. Banned
  1. Consequence18
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 54
  6. Rep Power: 0
looking like a WoW character
post 1595746641 01-16-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#8
  1. GenLebronski
  2. Registered User
  1. GenLebronski
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2019
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 589
  6. Rep Power: 2603
i'm in the chadosphere.

feel pretty safe.
I belong to the city, I belong to the night.

Glock 19 concealed carry crew
S&W M&P Sport II AR-15 primary home defense weapon crew
Sig P226 Backup home defense weapon crew
Not afraid of dying crew
Drive to the gym in spite of blizzard crew
Selena Gomez worship crew
post 1595746651 01-16-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#9
  1. Madvillainy
  2. Registered User
  1. Madvillainy
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2012
  4. Posts: 17,866
  5. Rep Power: 62491
jokes on you, i don't have a girl
Official Misc Straight Crew (90% straight and up)
post 1595746681 01-16-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#10
  1. TonyTriangles
  2. Registered User
  1. TonyTriangles
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Location: Pacific Grove, California, United States
  5. Posts: 16,030
  6. Rep Power: 86426
look like a bearded penes
US Navy Vet
Misc bjj crew
Aweir
post 1595746701 01-16-2020, 05:10 PM
-
#11
  1. tightteeshirt
  2. Registered User
  1. tightteeshirt
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Age: 39
  5. Posts: 6,540
  6. Rep Power: 14739
I don't think I'll be taking my girl into the middle of the woods anytime soon
post 1595746791 01-16-2020, 05:11 PM
-
#12
  1. GiveMeTheD
  2. No homo...
  1. GiveMeTheD
  2. No homo...
  3. Join Date: Jul 2013
  4. Posts: 6,554
  5. Rep Power: 18784
Shaving routine?

Looking smooth
post 1595746801 01-16-2020, 05:12 PM
-
#13
  1. SirBetalot
  2. Registered User
  1. SirBetalot
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2012
  4. Posts: 4,564
  5. Rep Power: 11121
Tall jacked and bearded up looking like a Viking warrior. (No homeowner) Tell us about some of the sloots you pull OP.
God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers
post 1595746831 01-16-2020, 05:12 PM
-
#14
  1. SSM12
  2. Registered User
  1. SSM12
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 19,743
  5. Rep Power: 238405
Can’t steal what doesn’t exist.


You can have one of my exes though
Proof Angels exist: OzleyASMR

“Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.”
post 1595746911 01-16-2020, 05:13 PM
-
#15
  1. GenLebronski
  2. Registered User
  1. GenLebronski
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2019
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 589
  6. Rep Power: 2603
OP looks like he can kill a dude with his stare.

If you ever looked at me like that at a bar i'd probably **** my pants.
I belong to the city, I belong to the night.

Glock 19 concealed carry crew
S&W M&P Sport II AR-15 primary home defense weapon crew
Sig P226 Backup home defense weapon crew
Not afraid of dying crew
Drive to the gym in spite of blizzard crew
Selena Gomez worship crew
post 1595746951 01-16-2020, 05:14 PM
-
#16
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
  3. Join Date: Oct 2011
  4. Height: 5'5"
  5. Posts: 65,139
  6. Subscribers: 4
  7. Rep Power: 1172884
she would be mirin but would take more than that to steal
post 1595747031 01-16-2020, 05:15 PM
-
#17
  1. leoric1997
  2. Banned
  1. leoric1997
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: May 2017
  4. Posts: 3,556
  5. Rep Power: 0
90% of chicks don't mire that type of beard breh
post 1595747061 01-16-2020, 05:16 PM
-
#18
  1. DstryEvrytng
  2. Discipline&Determination
  1. DstryEvrytng
  2. Discipline&Determination
  3. Join Date: May 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 47
  6. Posts: 6,747
  7. Rep Power: 51528
Beard width is blocking neck width which if you have a huge neck your fukking yourself.
Unless you have a pencil neck anyways. Dont look like it but the hipster beard is all in the way.
Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

FUK YOU SHORSEY!
post 1595747101 01-16-2020, 05:18 PM
-
#19
  1. bfdehewdbyywhn
  2. Registered User
  1. bfdehewdbyywhn
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2019
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 47,380
  6. Rep Power: 103861
she doesn’t like baldies.
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1595747121 01-16-2020, 05:18 PM
-
#20
  1. littlemissy
  2. Practicing Safe Sets
  1. littlemissy
  2. Practicing Safe Sets
  3. Join Date: Apr 2012
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 4,211
  6. Rep Power: 89259
Originally Posted By Jimmehhh⏩
Steal as in kidnap her and keep her in your basement? You fukn serial killing looking motherfuker.
Originally Posted By tightteeshirt⏩
I don't think I'll be taking my girl into the middle of the woods anytime soon
lol winnarz

I mean ya do look like you'd make a good Viking for Halloween OP. There's chicks into that.
R 1 35
L├┼┤
2 4 6

"No Pecs No Secks, Can't do a curl - won't get a girl" - Chengman
post 1595747211 01-16-2020, 05:21 PM
-
#21
  1. AlphaArabian
  2. Banned
  1. AlphaArabian
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2020
  4. Posts: 111
  5. Rep Power: 0
Well you're bald so I don't think you can even compete against me with a head full of thick hair

And your beard is half gray and coarse, looks like its part of a used broom

She wouldn't give you a second look, Ill be safe brah I look way better
post 1595747231 01-16-2020, 05:21 PM
-
#22
  1. Kormo
  1. Kormo
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Posts: 23,492
  5. Rep Power: 171110
Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
lol winnarz

I mean ya do look like you'd make a good Viking for Halloween OP. There's chicks into that.
I'm gonna f you so hard little missy

Nothing safe about it
post 1595747311 01-16-2020, 05:22 PM
-
#23
  1. 78novacaine
  2. Registered User
  1. 78novacaine
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2019
  4. Posts: 15,477
  5. Rep Power: 176552
At the moment I'm not concerned, however if the nasty rumor I heard that our company is moving to a clean shaven policy for all field employees turns out to be true I might have to delete my browser history so she never sees this thread.
Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
I'm gonna f you so hard little missy

Nothing safe about it
*Cringe*
Permabulk/bloatlord Crew
Tradie Crew
HTC
post 1595747341 01-16-2020, 05:23 PM
-
#24
  1. Cite
  2. Registered User
  1. Cite
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Age: 30
  5. Posts: 2,868
  6. Rep Power: 9738
You need to be the old deadlystriker back and shave. You look way better clean shaven
post 1595747351 01-16-2020, 05:23 PM
-
#25
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
someone pls shop the beard onto his head
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1595747361 01-16-2020, 05:23 PM
-
#26
  1. Droopdx
  2. Registered User
  1. Droopdx
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 35
  6. Posts: 8,664
  7. Rep Power: 49507
You’re a fedora away from stealing any mans lady on sight m’lad
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1595747371 01-16-2020, 05:24 PM
-
#27
  1. DizzySmalls
  2. Fast Misc
  1. DizzySmalls
  2. Fast Misc
  3. Join Date: May 2012
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 23,894
  6. Rep Power: 82068
How tall are you?
post 1595747381 01-16-2020, 05:24 PM
-
#28
  1. MyBaddBrah
  2. u wot m8
  1. MyBaddBrah
  2. u wot m8
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Posts: 19,318
  5. Rep Power: 61930
You look the metalhead geeks who never get laid









*Hole is Life Crew*
*Meditation Crew*
post 1595747431 01-16-2020, 05:25 PM
-
#29
  1. LooksMaximus
  2. Banned
  1. LooksMaximus
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Dec 2019
  4. Posts: 3,931
  5. Rep Power: 0
If I had your lips and jaw (in other words your lower third) I'd never grow a beard like that.

The lower third is what makes or breaks facial aesthetics in both males and females. For men it's a lantern jaw and juicy symmetrical lips. For women it's a soft round jaw with juicy symmetrical lips. You can cover the rest of the face and if the lower third looks beautiful, then the other two thirds would have to be completely fooked for the person to turn out to be ugly.

e.g. there's a 95% chance this dude is good-looking:

post 1595747461 01-16-2020, 05:26 PM
-
#30
  1. Kiefer 2004
  2. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
  1. Kiefer 2004
  2. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
  3. Join Date: Aug 2006
  4. Location: Kent, Washington, United States
  5. Posts: 4,381
  6. Rep Power: 30806
Does your head get cold in the winter?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
--Bill Hicks
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts