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01-16-2020, 07:38 PM
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I'm almost 40 and certain things change as you get older.
The reason Leo slays is because these women know:
1. He's sexually available. They enjoy it, so they come back. He's safe. It's less hassle than meeting someone new online, when all you really want is a root.
2. He's got the 'no-strings-attached' thing down to a fine art. This makes him even more appealing.
3. He can hold a conversation and has banter.
4. He's not an alcoholic, he's not a gambler, he's not obese, he has a full head of hair and I'm pretty sure he doesn't smoke cigarettes. He's trying to lead a healthy lifestyle. Beyond a certain age, this becomes quite a rare thing for women to find.
It's not that hard to believe.
The reason Leo slays is because these women know:
1. He's sexually available. They enjoy it, so they come back. He's safe. It's less hassle than meeting someone new online, when all you really want is a root.
2. He's got the 'no-strings-attached' thing down to a fine art. This makes him even more appealing.
3. He can hold a conversation and has banter.
4. He's not an alcoholic, he's not a gambler, he's not obese, he has a full head of hair and I'm pretty sure he doesn't smoke cigarettes. He's trying to lead a healthy lifestyle. Beyond a certain age, this becomes quite a rare thing for women to find.
It's not that hard to believe.
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01-16-2020, 07:39 PM
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01-16-2020, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩
Always liked Leo never paid much attention to potential frauding.I mean, not to sound like a hater.. but that should be expected when a grown man brags on an internet forum about getting head. Idc what you do, but don't be mad at the backlash lol.
I personally think it would be cool if you stuck to posting funny oldhead pics like this
I personally think it would be cool if you stuck to posting funny oldhead pics like this
LMAO at that pic though. Hilarious.
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01-16-2020, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By hiyooo⏩
dis thread has potential
just fking LMAO @ the drama between Grandchad & CBDbruh
leo rustled many insecure jelly miscers' jimmies ITT, pretty sure he gets laid IRL regardless of what we say cuz for fook sakes he's a 50 yrs old grandchad who still got game
just fking LMAO @ the drama between Grandchad & CBDbruh
leo rustled many insecure jelly miscers' jimmies ITT, pretty sure he gets laid IRL regardless of what we say cuz for fook sakes he's a 50 yrs old grandchad who still got game
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Lmao at these nicknames, and "purring and quivering in a pool of jello" is absolutely the newest misc texting copypastaSeems pretty standard to me?
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
This is starting to sound alot like a T529 thread but I will say Leo is way more entertaining than bolobrahI love the hate and denial in some of you.
I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.
Lol don't project your failures on me.
Anyway I got ab appointment.
I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.
Lol don't project your failures on me.
Anyway I got ab appointment.
Originally Posted By wagtail⏩
I get what you're saying, but the point is moot when you consider the chick from the OP is supposed to be 23I'm almost 40 and certain things change as you get older.
The reason Leo slays is because these women know:
1. He's sexually available. They enjoy it, so they come back. He's safe. It's less hassle than meeting someone new online, when all you really want is a root.
2. He's got the 'no-strings-attached' thing down to a fine art. This makes him even more appealing.
3. He can hold a conversation and has banter.
4. He's not an alcoholic, he's not a gambler, he's not obese, he has a full head of hair and I'm pretty sure he doesn't smoke cigarettes. He's trying to lead a healthy lifestyle. Beyond a certain age, this becomes quite a rare thing for women to find.
It's not that hard to believe.
The reason Leo slays is because these women know:
1. He's sexually available. They enjoy it, so they come back. He's safe. It's less hassle than meeting someone new online, when all you really want is a root.
2. He's got the 'no-strings-attached' thing down to a fine art. This makes him even more appealing.
3. He can hold a conversation and has banter.
4. He's not an alcoholic, he's not a gambler, he's not obese, he has a full head of hair and I'm pretty sure he doesn't smoke cigarettes. He's trying to lead a healthy lifestyle. Beyond a certain age, this becomes quite a rare thing for women to find.
It's not that hard to believe.
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
01-17-2020, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
lol you dont deliever any real proof. Atleast bolobrah delivers proof he met these sloots even if maybe those are prostitutes.I love the hate and denial in some of you.
I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.
Lol don't project your failures on me.
Anyway I got ab appointment.
I tell you I prefer women my age and you say cause I can't do better then I post 2 twenty somethings in a week and you say impossible.
Lol don't project your failures on me.
Anyway I got ab appointment.
5 years of tales of your slaying and all you post are pics of you in wrinkly clothes, pics of text messages and pics of sloots alone.
no proof you even met this sloot or didnt make this entire thing up for attention
01-17-2020, 02:38 AM
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01-17-2020, 03:07 AM
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I'd Fap in another Guys' Grey Joggers and let him hounour mine as so Opie. That is sOOh hot AF!
01-17-2020, 04:12 AM
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Says he isn’t bragging. Says he is posting for FA’s to feel inspired. Proceeds to post something, that if true(up in the air tbh), that doesn’t happen for most men, even the actual good looking ones, save for meeting a girl in a bar scenario and those are trash anyway.
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
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01-17-2020, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
True, don't get the logic in OPs (though yes I do), no I don't in another way yea!!Says he isn’t bragging. Says he is posting for FA’s to feel inspired. Proceeds to post something, that if true(up in the air tbh), that doesn’t happen for most men, even the actual good looking ones, save for meeting a girl in a bar scenario and those are trash anyway.
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
anyhow how's u SSM12 - it's been a while??!!
01-17-2020, 04:36 AM
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Seeing a girl after a training session is dangerous for you are in danger of not getting an erection. This is because blood runs through your veins into your muscles for a while after training and you may experience insufficient blood in your genitals. Plus, pumped quads make your dink look smaller. I'd pick one, not both.
01-17-2020, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Busy bro. And not cold enough here for sweatpants. It’d be your hell!True, don't get the logic in OPs (though yes I do), no I don't in another way yea!!
anyhow how's u SSM12 - it's been a while??!!
anyhow how's u SSM12 - it's been a while??!!
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01-17-2020, 06:52 AM
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01-17-2020, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
^^^ This guy fukks...Edited to add: Leo was obviously just one of the numbers on her phone. She was looking for a batter to swing at her pitch. He was in the phone because he had enough text game to be there. On that day, he might not have been the first batter she tossed that curveball to, but he was the first to take a swing. Sloots have friendzones full of orbiters, but they also have a separate list of guys to hit up when they just want to get fked, no questions asked. Leo was on her list.
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01-17-2020, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
You still fail to see the point.Says he isn’t bragging. Says he is posting for FA’s to feel inspired. Proceeds to post something, that if true(up in the air tbh), that doesn’t happen for most men, even the actual good looking ones, save for meeting a girl in a bar scenario and those are trash anyway.
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
How is that supposed to inspire FA’s who struggle with regular women problems. Brb, women approach me for sex, I look like this, you can do it to? I think it’s going to have the exact opposite effect of what you claim you posted it for. Especially when you have a thread of actual fit, arguably good looking dudes, claiming what you are saying is fake and far from the norm. You’ll claim it’s normal for you and you have. Cool. But it’s not the norm. But an FA who struggles with women in the everyday is going to take your word for it? It’s a subtle brag thread. C’mon man, no one is reading this and thinking “ya, this guy is my inspiration, I look up to him”.
Just own it. Good on you for getting your dick sucked I guess. I’d high five you if you told me the story at lunch or something but besides that, it’s the equivalent of the shoulder shrug emoji
It was the conversation and manner with how I interacted with her at the party and the things I told her later that stuck in her mind so that some day things line up.
I was aggressive not desperate. I didn't hesitate or stammer I was confident.
This is where the vast majority of men fail.
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01-17-2020, 08:10 AM
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01-17-2020, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
The hotwife was last night.Leo, what about the Hot Wife? What was the deal there? Did that go down? Popping 2 loads with 2 different women in your 50's is Misc Hall of Fame worthy.
Didn't play but will be getting together soon.
She wanted to play NYE but I was spending time with my kids.
I did play with 2 different chicks Wednesday tho.
That's about the best I can do these days.
Far cry from the 6 to 7 a day when I was 21.
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01-17-2020, 08:40 AM
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This thread is still going? Cliffs ?
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01-17-2020, 08:43 AM
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I will just leave this thread with this.
A known 3% autism.
And then tell me about OP and his stories.
The guy dresses like my fat cousin from 1989.
A known 3% autism.
And then tell me about OP and his stories.
The guy dresses like my fat cousin from 1989.
01-17-2020, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Slurgie⏩
Lol I asked him again on a former page if it was some kind of swinger/sexors/kink party. Leo confirmed it was.What kind of party are we talking about here?
Edit: This is the missing link in Leo's story, as someone else already mentioned.
Edit: This is the missing link in Leo's story, as someone else already mentioned.
That's an important part that was left out haha.
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01-17-2020, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
There is no point. You aren’t the first guy to preach confidence and directness. And you didn’t post this in a manner to be helpful. Come on. You’re better than that. It was more “look at me” and then deflecting when people called you out. You are also coming across as showy when in reality nothing about this is special.You still fail to see the point.
It was the conversation and manner with how I interacted with her at the party and the things I told her later that stuck in her mind so that some day things line up.
I was aggressive not desperate. I didn't hesitate or stammer I was confident.
This is where the vast majority of men fail.
It was the conversation and manner with how I interacted with her at the party and the things I told her later that stuck in her mind so that some day things line up.
I was aggressive not desperate. I didn't hesitate or stammer I was confident.
This is where the vast majority of men fail.
I truly think you’re doing more harm than good to the fragile mindset of already vulnerable men and you’re going around claiming “just go up and say hi, works every time” despite being average at best and knowing full well that this is not the case for most of the men whom will actually believe and take what your saying for more than what it is.
Not to mention it took 3 pages for you to admit it was a sex party and you had had previous interactions with her.
Just own it. You’re excited you got a bj. I think, with all of the pictures of you posted and all of that that posters have supplied, we would be proud and happy for you too
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01-17-2020, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
It wasn't a sex party. It was a normal Halloween party.There is no point. You aren’t the first guy to preach confidence and directness. And you didn’t post this in a manner to be helpful. Come on. You’re better than that. It was more “look at me” and then deflecting when people called you out. You are also coming across as showy when in reality nothing about this is special.
I truly think you’re doing more harm than good to the fragile mindset of already vulnerable men and you’re going around claiming “just go up and say hi, works every time” despite being average at best and knowing full well that this is not the case for most of the men whom will actually believe and take what your saying for more than what it is.
Not to mention it took 3 pages for you to admit it was a sex party and you had had previous interactions with her.
Just own it. You’re excited you got a bj. I think, with all of the pictures of you posted and all of that that posters have supplied, we would be proud and happy for you too
I truly think you’re doing more harm than good to the fragile mindset of already vulnerable men and you’re going around claiming “just go up and say hi, works every time” despite being average at best and knowing full well that this is not the case for most of the men whom will actually believe and take what your saying for more than what it is.
Not to mention it took 3 pages for you to admit it was a sex party and you had had previous interactions with her.
Just own it. You’re excited you got a bj. I think, with all of the pictures of you posted and all of that that posters have supplied, we would be proud and happy for you too
There were just a few kinksters among the vanilla guests.
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01-17-2020, 10:28 AM
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01-17-2020, 10:29 AM
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Repped leo.
I believe.
I believe.
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01-17-2020, 10:47 AM
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I've had sex with an embarrassingly large number of women and have never had a chick call me up after a year of NC wanting to blow me. I've had chicks bring over other girls for threesomes without telling me, give me a bj just around the corner from where there were 20 of her friends partying, girls that I was just friends with for years randomly propose marriage and other hilarious stories but never once offered me beej out of nowhere after extended NC time.
The only thing surprising to me about Leo's story is his age vs the age of the girl, the fact that it was for a bj not sex and the length of NC. I was in my 20s when all this was happening for me. I have no idea if I could have kept it up as I voluntarily left the game. I don't think some of y'all realize how slooty some women are.
The only thing surprising to me about Leo's story is his age vs the age of the girl, the fact that it was for a bj not sex and the length of NC. I was in my 20s when all this was happening for me. I have no idea if I could have kept it up as I voluntarily left the game. I don't think some of y'all realize how slooty some women are.
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01-17-2020, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
lol /threadaccording to him he was 19% body fat on that picture.
01-17-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
Depends on when it was taken.according to him he was 19% body fat on that picture.
But I have the lab results to back up any bf claim.
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