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Thread: How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

post 1595747501 01-16-2020, 05:26 PM
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Delusional miscers lol. He’s tall and looks like he lifts and some sloots go exclusively for baldies so the degree of his facial hair means nothing.
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post 1595747511 01-16-2020, 05:26 PM
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Respectable beard op, and you look jacked as ****. Good job
post 1595747681 01-16-2020, 05:29 PM
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Plot twist: most women find beards revolting.
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post 1595747761 01-16-2020, 05:30 PM
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post 1595748111 01-16-2020, 05:36 PM
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dat fkn frame geez, how are we the same species
post 1595748241 01-16-2020, 05:39 PM
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what part of the woods do you live in? why do you look so angry at your camera?
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post 1595748441 01-16-2020, 05:43 PM
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I feel like the show VIKINGS would cast Deadly Striker in a heartbeat.
post 1595748531 01-16-2020, 05:45 PM
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Never with that weak ass upper lip hair. A beard is not a full beard when it's only on the chin and not on the upper lip.
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post 1595749311 01-16-2020, 06:05 PM
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looks good srs
post 1595749921 01-16-2020, 06:18 PM
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Thanks Brahs.

I know it's an instant panty dropper. It's ok to admit it.

I just got a call from the Vikings casting director as well. We made it.
post 1595751861 01-16-2020, 06:59 PM
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post 1595752801 01-16-2020, 07:17 PM
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Beard of Odin.

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the beard may grow forever.
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post 1595752861 01-16-2020, 07:19 PM
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Looking alpha as fuk cuz, but you're a good looking dude, you look better clean shaven.
post 1595753861 01-16-2020, 07:40 PM
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Jokes on you, I am single atm
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post 1595754071 01-16-2020, 07:44 PM
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Thanks OP opened this thread next to my gf and then she called me an ugly cuck ******* and left me
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post 1595754221 01-16-2020, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By leoric1997⏩
90% of chicks don't mire that type of beard breh
word a clean shaven big jawed dude with hair is what they prefer over this bald viking look
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post 1595754791 01-16-2020, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
If I had your lips and jaw (in other words your lower third) I'd never grow a beard like that.

The lower third is what makes or breaks facial aesthetics in both males and females. For men it's a lantern jaw and juicy symmetrical lips. For women it's a soft round jaw with juicy symmetrical lips. You can cover the rest of the face and if the lower third looks beautiful, then the other two thirds would have to be completely fooked for the person to turn out to be ugly.

e.g. there's a 95% chance this dude is good-looking:

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post 1595759521 01-16-2020, 09:51 PM
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Just shaved it to #3, thanks for the warning fukker.
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post 1595761281 01-16-2020, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By SirBetalot⏩
Tall jacked and bearded up looking like a Viking warrior. (No homeowner) Tell us about some of the sloots you pull OP.
Lol this, keen to hear some stories OP, looking jooocy khuzzz
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post 1595761991 01-16-2020, 10:51 PM
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at a certain point i think the beard is overdone
i dont have a full one so I just do this sort of fade with my stubble and then a bit of a mini beard on my chin

but being bald is great.
converted a girl who said she prefers a guy with a full head of hair and now she seems to only go for bald guys lol
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post 1595762041 01-16-2020, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
at a certain point i think the beard is overdone
i dont have a full one so I just do this sort of fade with my stubble and then a bit of a mini beard on my chin

but being bald is great.
converted a girl who said she prefers a guy with a full head of hair and now she seems to only go for bald guys lol
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post 1595762561 01-16-2020, 11:10 PM
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Why would my girl have your beard? That’s groce andy
post 1595762711 01-16-2020, 11:19 PM
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Guess the OP missed the Black Pill video.


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post 1595762881 01-16-2020, 11:25 PM
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i wont lie you have a fantastic beard but i got more hair on my head which is more important lmao
post 1595763691 01-17-2020, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
The alpha has spoken


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post 1595768791 01-17-2020, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted By leoric1997⏩
90% of chicks don't mire that type of beard breh
The ones that do are REALLY into it and can't control themselves, srs.
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post 1595769701 01-17-2020, 04:45 AM
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Fantastic beard OP. Mirin hard.

My beard fizzles out and dies but thankfully I can at least have a decent shaped scruff. Clean shaven is the worst.
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post 1595769821 01-17-2020, 04:52 AM
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jokes on you OP i don't have a girl.
post 1595775341 01-17-2020, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Probably instantly.


Sorry buddy..I have a beard and a full head of hair..
post 1595775501 01-17-2020, 07:24 AM
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u look like
a tenesse guy
who lives in a ranch
and works on cattle/horse
daily...so yes you would steel
her but youll need to make her legal
after she pass the borders
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