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post 1597859101 02-16-2020, 02:27 AM
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I'll sum up marriage:

Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
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post 1597859151 02-16-2020, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
Asking for a threesome?
Balloon knot connoisseur.
post 1597859161 02-16-2020, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Asking for a threesome?
In this case involving pets. But this is essentially universal.
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post 1597859231 02-16-2020, 02:33 AM
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How long til divorce you think?
post 1597859351 02-16-2020, 02:37 AM
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OP is a cuck that married a reamed out Western feminist. Fukn lol @ modern men. Bunch of slack jawed *******s srs.
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post 1597859441 02-16-2020, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
In this case involving pets. But this is essentially universal.
Is it you who needs all those fking cats or her?
post 1597859521 02-16-2020, 02:45 AM
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How many cats have you got dude?
post 1597859591 02-16-2020, 02:49 AM
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How many cats is she taking with her?
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post 1597859951 02-16-2020, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted By FrankCostanza⏩
Never get married. In before lining when you get divorced. Fuked
All divorces have one thing in common: Getting married.

Don't get married and you'll never have to worry about a divorce, along with all the BS that takes place between those two points.
post 1597859991 02-16-2020, 03:10 AM
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[QUOTE=Jasonw1178;1597859951]All divorces have one thing in common: Getting married.

Don't get married and you'll never have to worry about a divorce, along with all the BS that takes place between those two points.[/QUOTE alimony
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post 1597860021 02-16-2020, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
All divorces have one thing in common: Getting married.

Don't get married and you'll never have to worry about a divorce, along with all the BS that takes place between those two points.
alimony
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post 1597860031 02-16-2020, 03:11 AM
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Wife: also, you have too many damn cats you weirdo
post 1597860081 02-16-2020, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperChieftain⏩
Wife: also, you have too many damn cats you weirdo
he probably wouldve been happier if he married his cats srs
post 1597860181 02-16-2020, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
Been with mine 14 years.
This has literally never been the case.

Sorry about your marriage.
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post 1597860251 02-16-2020, 03:21 AM
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Sorry about your marriage op
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post 1597860481 02-16-2020, 03:33 AM
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lol marriage

women "I love you and want to be with you forever"

few years later "its not working" (met chad at the christmas work party)

risking half your net worth with the most up and down creatures on the planet just lol

if you are happily married still after 10 years congrats you are the minority
post 1597860641 02-16-2020, 03:40 AM
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post 1597860981 02-16-2020, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Asking for a threesome?
With a cat

Edit:https://www.dw.com/en/german-man-mar...-cat/a-5534186
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post 1597861161 02-16-2020, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need you to stop trying to poison me"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
It's over op
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post 1597861651 02-16-2020, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
But she’s right.... you don’t need another cat. You should be glad you have her to talk some sense into you.




Just lol at all the marriage hate here. If you don’t want to get married then it’s all good, but it’s pretty dumb to act like marriage is some horrible thing. More income, two people to do chores and raise kids, better overall health, etc., etc. It’s a pretty good gig if you know how to do it.
post 1597861691 02-16-2020, 04:49 AM
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"I'll sum up marriage for men whose woman doesn't respect them"


FTFY




I can't see a girl respecting a weirdo who has 10 cats and doesn't believe in China, srs
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post 1597862221 02-16-2020, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
In this case involving pets. But this is essentially universal.
Never had that problem. Being completely honest.

Sounds like a YOU problem.
post 1597862441 02-16-2020, 05:32 AM
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Marriage actually works, it's part of why our civilization thrives. I don't know why y'all hippies think hookup culture is so great. Y'all constantly bitch about sloots slooting around, yet when it comes to women that only want to be wifed, y'all switch rails and start bitching about how awful marriage is. Quit moving the goal post. Decide what you want, make an action plan, get it done.
post 1597863381 02-16-2020, 06:17 AM
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Dunno about marriage but living with some one even for brief periods of time only works if you both actually have a life that isn't based solely on each other or always being there to the point where they may as well be furniture in your house
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy asserts his authority and says in a deep bass "we're getting it"
Girl rolls eyes and lives with it but deep down is turned on by his masculine power
There, I fixed it for ya. Just saved you thousands of dollars and months of "couples therapy".
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Originally Posted By KirkMcquest⏩
There, I fixed it for ya. Just saved you thousands of dollars and months of "couples therapy".
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy asserts his authority and says in a deep bass "we're getting Mr. whiskers"
Girl rolls eyes and lives with it but deep down is turned on by his masculine power


Got it just right.
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Marriage is fine. It’s the dummies jumping into it early and so young and after only dating a short time that have these issues.

Also, set the tone early. It’s okay to compromise if she does, but it can seriously tip the balance if you’re a pushover.


You have to keep courting each other too. People do change, but you can’t lose sight of what drew you to each other.
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
You don't need to be married to prove you love each other. It's just a paper
yeah but it includes tax benefits
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