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post 1597864661 02-16-2020, 07:02 AM
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You tricked a woman who is allergic to cats into marrying you while you had no cats
You knocked her up and tied her too you with a baby
You have so much debt from buying Guns, watches, gun safes, leasing cars etc..
She now gets half your debt in a divorce instead of half your assets
You buy 20 cats again and infest your house despite her being allergic


We should all be feeling bad for the woman you tricked not you. You are honestly lucky she hasn’t actually killed you. (No WK)
post 1597864751 02-16-2020, 07:04 AM
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OP, I think you mean "I'll sum up marriage for weak minded cucks:"

That scenario never happened between my wife and I because we both respect each other's wants and needs and compromise basically 50/50 (I probably get more of what I want than what she wants). She cooks dinner every night, makes me coffee every morning, cleans the house, does laundry, etc. and still works a full time job making about 47% of our household income (she makes just slightly less than I do).

Sorry for all you people who haven't found a quality woman.
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post 1597864801 02-16-2020, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By DieMyDemon⏩
yeah but it includes tax benefits
Not worth losing half your stuff if you get a divorce
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post 1597864841 02-16-2020, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Not worth losing half your stuff if you get a divorce
why would you marry someone if you dont think it will last until death?

also, cant get half your stuff if shes dead.... just sayin
Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
because we both respect each other's wants and needs and compromise basically 50/50 (I probably get more of what I want than what she wants). She cooks dinner every night, makes me coffee every morning, cleans the house, does laundry, etc. and still works a full time job making about 47% of our household income (she makes just slightly less than I do).
das it mane
post 1597865351 02-16-2020, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By DieMyDemon⏩
why would you marry someone if you dont think it will last until death?





das it mane
Yeah being with one person forever. Bro let's be realistic here. The large majority of people settle down in a relationship or marriage. Then they realize later down the road, that they cannot stand each other, but it's too late. So they cheat, and then the inevitable divorce happens. If you find someone you are compatible with, share the same ideals, and can communicate amicable with that girl, then you can marry her....but

Nowadays kunts are marrying the first girl they see after like 2 months of dating.
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post 1597865371 02-16-2020, 07:25 AM
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people still get married?
post 1597865441 02-16-2020, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Conggo⏩
people still get married?
Some guys got to keep their source of pussy some how
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post 1597865471 02-16-2020, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
May I ask what you do for your shared home if she’s doing all the cooking (I assume grocery shopping too), cleaning and laundry and working a full time job like you do?
I'm wondering this as well. Doesn't sound like a partnership at all.
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post 1597865621 02-16-2020, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I'm wondering this as well. Doesn't sound like a partnership at all.
Do you guys own a home? Yard work, mowing, taking out the trash, repairs, painting etc,etc are CONSTANT jobs. Typically the man handles these things while the woman handles the indoor house-work.
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post 1597865681 02-16-2020, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By KirkMcquest⏩
Do you guys own a home? Yard work, mowing, taking out the trash, repairs, painting etc,etc are CONSTANT jobs. Typically the man handles these things while the woman handles the indoor house-work.
cutting the grass takes an hour tops once a week
taking the trash out takes less then 3 minutes
painting is like once every few years if never if you like your color
what repairs? most things dont break/wear out for years

[QUOTE=Fang2;1597865351Nowadays kunts are marrying the first girl they see after like 2 months of dating.[/QUOTE]

this has always happened. and those relationships fail but you cant say its like that for everyone.
post 1597865761 02-16-2020, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
You tricked a woman who is allergic to cats into marrying youwhile you had no cats
You knocked her up and tied her too you with a baby
You have so much debt from buying Guns, watches, gun safes, leasing cars etc..
She now gets half your debt in a divorce instead of half your assets
You buy 20 cats again and infest your house despite her being allergic


We should all be feeling bad for the woman you tricked not you. You are honestly lucky she hasn’t actually killed you. (No WK)
ohhh so he did get rid of all his cats at one point. I was wondering because lately I only see the pictures of the 2 cats, the bald one and the white one but I remember back in the day he had like 7+ and they had "tribes" and all that chit.

OP what did you do with your old cats, you gave them away? why did you get rid of them?
post 1597865851 02-16-2020, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By KirkMcquest⏩
Do you guys own a home? Yard work, mowing, taking out the trash, repairs, painting etc,etc are CONSTANT jobs. Typically the man handles these things while the woman handles the indoor house-work.
Yard work is a once a week job. I've never lived in a house that needed constant repairs and painting and I didn't always live in brand new houses. You typically paint once and it's done for a good long while. Yeah, stuff breaks but it shouldn't be happening every day or week. It took about 30-60 min if that to cut the grass on my half acre yard.
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post 1597865881 02-16-2020, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
May I ask what you do for your shared home if she’s doing all the cooking (I assume grocery shopping too), cleaning and laundry and working a full time job like you do?
Hes the man, he offers leadership, protection and life advice.

She comes to him with a problem she cant figure out because as a woman she is emotional and not logical. He analyzes the problem from all angles like a computer and offers her a solution. Sure she probably ignores his advice and really just wanted to vent rather than fix the problem but he cant help her if she doesnt take the sage advice.
post 1597865931 02-16-2020, 07:45 AM
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Dude...Didnt you just recently get married? You didn't see this coming while dating?
post 1597866001 02-16-2020, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
You tricked a woman who is allergic to cats into marrying you while you had no cats
You knocked her up and tied her too you with a baby
You have so much debt from buying Guns, watches, gun safes, leasing cars etc..
She now gets half your debt in a divorce instead of half your assets
You buy 20 cats again and infest your house despite her being allergic


We should all be feeling bad for the woman you tricked not you. You are honestly lucky she hasn’t actually killed you. (No WK)
he also tricked the misc by setting his "hair on fire" after the reaper took care of all his hair which was a valid punishment from the universe in the first place.
post 1597866041 02-16-2020, 07:47 AM
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variety is the spice of life.. but kids/wife are > pet cats IMO
a series of short tasks over a relatively longer period of time is life. altruistic light moves under the cover of your own darkness.. find this inner torch bearer and accompany them to the end. we all walk together, but we all walk alone. there is no understanding or purpose beyond that


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post 1597866151 02-16-2020, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
he also tricked the misc by setting his "hair on fire" after the reaper took care of all his hair which was a valid punishment from the universe in the first place.
this, he finally did it like 3 years later when he was bald as fuk and went off fin and minidoxil. He made the bet with a full head of hair. That doesnt count as an honored bet when its 3 years late and youre a baldcel now.
post 1597866201 02-16-2020, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
this, he finally did it like 3 years later when he was bald as fuk and went off fin and minidoxil. He made the bet with a full head of hair. That doesnt count as an honored bet when its 3 years late and youre a baldcel now.
exactly I feel scammed and I want a refund.
post 1597866291 02-16-2020, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Guy "I want/need _______"
Girl "No. That isn't ideal for me"
Guy "Yes but it's a minor inconvenience for you and extremely important to me"
Girl "Stop being selfish"

The incels are lucky.
Give us the backstory. She messed you up last night? lol

I feel the same way about my girl but chit she’s So totally worth it.

You win if she wins (which means you loose)

Lol

If chit’s not at the abuse level, it’s all good. Keep chuggin...
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post 1597866321 02-16-2020, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
May I ask what you do for your shared home if she’s doing all the cooking (I assume grocery shopping too), cleaning and laundry and working a full time job like you do?
I do all the outside work (mow the lawns, clean/maintain the pool, trim the hedges, maintain the landscaping/flower bed, etc), I do the dishes every night after she cooks, I clean the toilets (basically the only cleaning that's my responsibility- she does floors and countertops throughout the rest of the house), I empty the laundry bin and take the basket to the laundry room- she does the rest from there. If I get home from work first I'll start getting dinner ready. We also grill quite a bit and I do all the grilling. At the end of the day it's pretty much 50/50 in terms of housework.
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post 1597866421 02-16-2020, 07:58 AM
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Women don't exactly gush for a weak man who asks her permission or consults her for his wants/needs. They also don't necessarily like when a man depends on them. Even if they tolerate that.



Made it clear to my girlfriend from the start that I'll always do what I want to do. I won't be manipulated or controlled. I don't 'need' to be in a relationship. I'm perfectly happy being single. If at any point there is an issue for her we can go our separate ways with no hard feelings or drama. She also knows I don't think much about the institution of marriage and wouldn't mind being a bachelor into my 40s and 50s. So she knows I'm not bluffing on separating over petty issues. I think a lot of women manipulate their significant other and change them/control them. Then over time they lose respect for them because they aren't even the same guy they fell in love with.




With that said. You make schitty decisions with pets so maybe you should listen to your wife on this one.
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Yall are the polar opposite of Reddit. Ones forum is full of cucks the others full of incels and you're all stuck in the cave. Step out bro. Step out the cave.
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You have a chit wife and you also sound selfish. You have not figured out marriage so shut the fuk up. Rookie
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Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
I do all the outside work (mow the lawns, clean/maintain the pool, trim the hedges, maintain the landscaping/flower bed, etc), I do the dishes every night after she cooks, I clean the toilets (basically the only cleaning that's my responsibility- she does floors and countertops throughout the rest of the house), I empty the laundry bin and take the basket to the laundry room- she does the rest from there. If I get home from work first I'll start getting dinner ready. We also grill quite a bit and I do all the grilling. At the end of the day it's pretty much 50/50 in terms of housework.
Well this sounds way more reasonable than your first post. I think that's really nice when someone cooks and the other does the dishes or vice versa.
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U trying to get her to do some cuck sex?
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Yard work is a once a week job. I've never lived in a house that needed constant repairs and painting and I didn't always live in brand new houses. You typically paint once and it's done for a good long while. Yeah, stuff breaks but it shouldn't be happening every day or week. It took about 30-60 min if that to cut the grass on my half acre yard.
Ok so you’re saying your husband does a good job of sharing the responsibilities at home right??
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Meanwhile her social media and misc inbox...

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Eh, wife is right on this one. OP is obsessed with pets and his wife had no clue. Pets are a huge responsibility and you already have enough of them.
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Meh

Every marriage is different. If the man lets the woman boss him around and make his decisions for him it's his own damn fault.

Used to hang with a dude that literally had to ask his wife's permission to do anything. She decided if he went out or not, had a beer or not, and what kind of car he bought. He even had to be home at a specific time for dinner every night. **** that.

Been married twice and am currently in a long term (15 years) relationships and I've never asked permission for a single ****ing thing and I never will.
i work with a bunch of cucks like this

dude got 50k settlement for some medical chit... wife bought herself a toyota rav4 which he cant drive.... she wont even drive him to work - even if shes not working... other dude drives a 2017 F150 and on top of other chit, it costs him 20$ a day for gas to drive to work (35min drive one way). i told him he should move closer but he said well my girl doesnt want to move cuz shes near her family... she doesent even work...
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Hes the man, he offers leadership, protection and life advice.

She comes to him with a problem she cant figure out because as a woman she is emotional and not logical. He analyzes the problem from all angles like a computer and offers her a solution. Sure she probably ignores his advice and really just wanted to vent rather than fix the problem but he cant help her if she doesnt take the sage advice.
Jesus Christ, I physically cringed thinking of a person going to CatBrah for advice on like, anything.
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