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post 1598873911 03-02-2020, 10:02 AM
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Fukkin HNNNNNG at those pics my God
I'm back, bitches!
post 1598874161 03-02-2020, 10:06 AM
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I'm happy I love myself too much do spend $300 an hour for a fuking escort some of you guys take poosy too seriously. Focus on yourself.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
post 1598874261 03-02-2020, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Fukkin HNNNNNG at those pics my God
She has the body, the face and the personnality : I am a sinner and a fool, for the lord has made us so weak and so easily tempted
post 1598874271 03-02-2020, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Jesus H. You basically have to bespoke your whole body with Latex just to fingerbang or get a BJ? Fkn LOL
JFL meaning she won't even sit on his face so he can tongue punch, snort and get high off those glorious pungent HTC bunghole and vagene smellz unless the dude puts a gimp suit on and zips up his lips. Might as well invest in a fookin sex doll at that point.

This you OP when you're spending a passionate night with her?

post 1598874421 03-02-2020, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
JFL meaning she won't even sit on his face so he can tongue punch, snort and get high off those glorious pungent HTC bunghole and vagene smellz unless the dude puts a gimp suit on and zips up his lips. Might as well invest in a fookin sex doll at that point.

This you OP when you're spending a passionate night with her?

Nah brah we do lot of kinky sheit : We've used whipped cream, strawberry, menocles and massage oil.

My tongue is so strong as fuark after eating that pussy and dat ass for countless hours.
post 1598874491 03-02-2020, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Nah brah we do lot of kinky sheit : We've used whipped cream, strawberry, menocles and massage oil.

My tongue is so strong as fuak after that eating that pussy and dat ass for countless hours.
So she lets you eat her pussy and ass but won't suck your dick without a condom? You realize she's playing you, right? She clearly doesn't give a fook about contracting STDs through unprotected oral sex. She just doesn't want your bare dick anywhere near her mouth.
post 1598874751 03-02-2020, 10:18 AM
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I knew the misc wouldn't disappoint me on this gloomy monday.

OP. Cut it off before you invest even more of your time and energy into this business transaction gone bad.
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post 1598874991 03-02-2020, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
I knew the misc wouldn't disappoint me on this gloomy monday.

OP. Cut it off before you invest even more of your time and energy into this business transaction gone bad.
I'm addicted girl, if I don't get my fix I ain't gonna make it.

She's been off since friday and didn't text me since : Has she forsaken or blocked me altogether ?
post 1598875091 03-02-2020, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
JFL meaning she won't even sit on his face so he can tongue punch, snort and get high off those glorious pungent HTC bunghole and vagene smellz unless the dude puts a gimp suit on and zips up his lips. Might as well invest in a fookin sex doll at that point.

This you OP when you're spending a passionate night with her?

Fixed.....
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post 1598875311 03-02-2020, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Fixed.....
Fuk'n LOL.
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post 1598875831 03-02-2020, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
I'm addicted girl, if I don't get my fix I ain't gonna make it.

She's been off since friday and didn't text me since : Has she forsaken or blocked me altogether ?
Just keep paying her light bill. She will come around.
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post 1598875871 03-02-2020, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
I'm addicted girl, if I don't get my fix I ain't gonna make it.
im in the same position lol,scary how alike we are
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post 1598876061 03-02-2020, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3⏩
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

You pay 300E and you don't even get a bareback blowjob!!!!

HOLY ****!! IM DEAD. IM ACTUALLY DEAD.

IM FUKKING DONE

YOU. FUKKING. PEASANT.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
So she lets you eat her pussy and ass but won't suck your dick without a condom? You realize she's playing you, right? She clearly doesn't give a fook about contracting STDs through unprotected oral sex. She just doesn't want your bare dick anywhere near her mouth.
These. Holy phuk man, this is just next level of pathetic. Why/how you *******s get yourself in these situations is beyond me. Going on hooker benders have been some of the most fun I've ever had, and even then IRARELYrepeat with any sloot. Kinda defeats the whole purpose of the hobby.

Not getting your cawk sucked bareback but eating her out is just icing on this ******* cake, for phuks sake man. And just phuking lol at you *******s drooling over those pics, you can tell she's an older whore and the sag in her body/lack of curves and angling is apparent. Keep in mind escorts usually use fake/exaggerated pics so that's her at her absolute best possibly many years ago. For $300/h you can get solid model tier 9/10s here that'll take your load in their mouth, and that's Canadian currency lmao. As if this whole situation wasn't bad enough, OP is overpaying for a discount whore.
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post 1598876131 03-02-2020, 10:36 AM
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I DMed a girl on instagram, she wants to see me for dinner in 30 minutes or so : Is god sending me a message ?

Anyway thank the misc for the roast, the support etc...

I always seem to fukc up but can Always count on you guys to make it better. Love you all.
post 1598876271 03-02-2020, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3⏩
im in the same position lol,scary how alike we are
it's weird that miscers would go from escort to escort looking for a relationship to treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making with the escorts
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1598876461 03-02-2020, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
it's weird that miscers would go from escort to escort looking for a relationship to treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making with the escorts
This

Some would think a ship made out of solid gold would be valuable. But y'know what the most valuable ship is?

A friend ship.
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post 1598876681 03-02-2020, 10:44 AM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
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post 1598876771 03-02-2020, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
This

Some would think a ship made out of solid gold would be valuable. But y'know what the most valuable ship is?

A friend ship.
DOn't walk in front of an escort
for she may not follow
DOn't walk behind an escort
for she may not lead
Rather... Walk BESIDE an escort

and be her friend (for an xtra 350)
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1598876941 03-02-2020, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
DOn't walk in front of an escort
for she may not follow
DOn't walk behind an escort
for she may not lead
Rather... Walk BESIDE an escort

and be her friend (for an xtra 350)
Nothing like shelling out for a girlfriend experience to push a sloot on the fence over the edge nomsayin
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post 1598877291 03-02-2020, 10:53 AM
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I was kind in on this and then I read the whole condom on the finger thing which is a little messed up. But then I read that you eat her out while she doesn't touch your dink without a condom.

Based on this logic, if you had HSV-1 orally, you could transmit this to her genitally and give her HSV-1 genitally. What this means is that she simple does not want to touch you because she thinks you are filth. I could only imagine what she's doing with Thunder Chad on the side.

Time to get up and move somewhere else OP, you dun goofed.
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post 1598877601 03-02-2020, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Never thought I would ever stoop so low in my life.

After things went down the drain with the 42 yo manager at previous job, I had to resort to an escort to help me cope.

So I've been seing the same escort non-stop since September : We've seen each other for about 15 times or so now.

We click pretty well and we would often spend the whole night together instead of me just staying for an hour, blow my load and bounce off.

One thing leading to another I find myself catching "feelings" for a cumdumpster that sells her body for a living.

I sent her a beta text just a few hours ago to which I did not get any reply of course (Not that I was expecting any to be honest).

Could guys please roast some sense into me before I reach the earth center of betaness ?


Yes I'm that lonely and that desperate.
No pics huh?
post 1598877681 03-02-2020, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By AkiraFudo⏩
No pics huh?
Page 2.
post 1598878141 03-02-2020, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Ay LMAO not Something that beta lulz.

But very cringy.

I Don't even know who I am anymore.

Loneliness if one hell of a disease.
Wtf did i just read. Why did you send that? what are you smoking lmao
post 1598878241 03-02-2020, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Providing pics for your time and support :



Looks like she probably has an std already lol
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
that was the most epic divorce "misc told you so" to ever come alive in misc history
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post 1598880081 03-02-2020, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
it's weird that miscers would go from escort to escort looking for a relationship to treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making with the escorts
Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
This

Some would think a ship made out of solid gold would be valuable. But y'know what the most valuable ship is?

A friend ship.
This was so beautiful i cried.
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
This was so beautiful i cried.
That's pretty ghey bro.
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post 1598880521 03-02-2020, 11:39 AM
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How much did you pay him op?

This fool's running a Honda 2000
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Jesus Christ. Falling for a 42 year-old at 29 is sad enough. Spending all night with a whore and then falling for her? This puts you on imbored21 levels. Think about that.
post 1598881191 03-02-2020, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By rocketfish⏩
that was the most epic divorce "misc told you so" to ever come alive in misc history
lmao I remember that thread but didnt know it ended in divorce?! Anyone got a link if it is still up?
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