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post 1598924711 03-03-2020, 12:21 AM
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Misc, aware me of the GOAT sex routine

My go to: (Tried, tested and true. Guaranteed results. Mutual satisfaction)

Pre-Penetration:
- 10 min foreplay

Post-Penetration:
- 5 min missionary
- 4 min cowgirl
- 5 min doggy
- 1 min WILDCARD (Whatever gets you off. Prone bone, Valedictorian, Pretzel Dip etc.)
- I'm COOOOMING

15 min is more than enough (LOL if you go for 45min+)



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If you disagree, post yours.

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post 1598924811 03-03-2020, 12:23 AM
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5 minute blowie, 5 min doggy and straight to sleep.
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post 1598924991 03-03-2020, 12:31 AM
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post 1598925031 03-03-2020, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Disagree with both of you. Disappointed.
Enlighten us, *******
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
Enlighten us, *******
Need a guy who can keep up with me not no 10-15 minute *******. Lol
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post 1598925121 03-03-2020, 12:35 AM
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post 1598925191 03-03-2020, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Need a guy who can keep up with me not no 10-15 minute *******. Lol
What are you doing that needs keeping up with?

Edit: Age: 50
post 1598925221 03-03-2020, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
What are you doing that needs keeping up with?
Going 10x longer than 15 minutes that's for sure lol
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post 1598925241 03-03-2020, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
My go to: (Tried, tested and true. Guaranteed results. Mutual satisfaction)

Pre-Penetration:
- 10 min foreplay

Post-Penetration:
- 5 min missionary
- 4 min cowgirl
- 5 min doggy
- 1 min WILDCARD (Whatever gets you off. Prone bone, Valedictorian, Pretzel Dip etc.)
- I'm COOOOMING

15 min is more than enough (LOL if you go for 45min+)



Do you agree/disagree?

If you disagree, post yours.

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lmao
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post 1598925251 03-03-2020, 12:40 AM
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post 1598925301 03-03-2020, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
What are you doing that needs keeping up with?

Edit: Age: 50
I'm younger than you, that is misc default age they sign you up with are you a troll? Lol
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post 1598925321 03-03-2020, 12:42 AM
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If it takes longer than 10 minutes to get her off i got sum bad news.
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post 1598925371 03-03-2020, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
If it takes longer than 10 minutes to get her off i got sum bad news.
Smh you got it all wrong, and any guy only going 10-15 minutes doesn't receive a call back for poor audition lmao. Some women actually enjoy the act and 10-15 is not even good enough. Only for those who actually prefer it short, and can't handle too long anyway. Seriously, they get trashed. Lol
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post 1598925421 03-03-2020, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Smh you got it all wrong, and any guy only going 10-15 minutes doesn't receive a call back for poor audition lmao. Some women actually enjoy the act and 10-15 is not even good enough. Only for those who actually prefer it short, and can't handle too long anyway. Seriously, they get trashed. Lol
lol @ automatically assuming you're worthy of a 2nd crack smash
post 1598925431 03-03-2020, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Smh you got it all wrong, and any guy only going 10-15 minutes doesn't receive a call back for poor audition lmao. Some women actually enjoy the act and 10-15 is not even good enough. Only for those who actually prefer it short, and can't handle too long anyway. Seriously, they get trashed. Lol
Just depends on the girl. If she's super hot then yes for sure i'll go longer.
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post 1598925521 03-03-2020, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
lol @ automatically assuming you're worthy of a 2nd crack smash
I've experienced far better than you @ 3 hours +
Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Just depends on the girl. If she's super hot then yes for sure i'll go longer.
Lol I'm not even joking that's terrible.
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post 1598925531 03-03-2020, 12:52 AM
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has anyone else beeen with a girl who didn't like foreplay? or being eaten out and stuff? feels weird man
post 1598925571 03-03-2020, 12:54 AM
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post 1598925601 03-03-2020, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
has anyone else beeen with a girl who didn't like foreplay? or being eaten out and stuff? feels weird man
Never happened to me... did she say why she didn't want to be eaten out?
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usually would just start off on my couch. She would be talking and id start playing with her hair and put my arm around her. Sometimes just pull her legs into my lap and feel up her legs, take off her socks so I can play with her feet a bit.
Start kissing eventually. Her face and neck. she would stand up and take off her jeans or yoga pants and shirt and id slap her ass and start kissing her back and stomach.
Id start to get hard at that point so id stand up and take off my clothes and she would usually start sucking from there.
Id rub her through her panties a bit and slap her ass some more until she would just take them off and id rub her wet clit some more and then shed stand up and id usually prefer to have her bend over the couch to start doggy but sometimes she wants to go to the bed first.

Then its pretty much doggy as long as I can last, some missionary and from the side while I can see her ass and she has one leg up.

No time limit really but all of that goes on for over an hour easily before I had to sleep (was tired from work).
This is one round btw. There was a few times we had more time and I did a few but usually not ready.

That was my routine with my fuk buddy who I cut off last week at least. She said how she missed me over the weekend because she was horny. I did too but its better for us to move on and find someone our age.
She was the only girl ive had regular sex with. The rest was one night stands or casual stuff where id meet up a handful of times before someone ghosts.
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
has anyone else beeen with a girl who didn't like foreplay? or being eaten out and stuff? feels weird man
Nope. They're all freaks in bed, just probably not with you bro
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
If it takes longer than 10 minutes to get her off i got sum bad news.
Got some bad news if you're even wasting your time getting her off
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
has anyone else beeen with a girl who didn't like foreplay? or being eaten out and stuff? feels weird man
Yeah
a few just pulled my head back up to continue cuddling, making out or just wanted my dink inside.

could be many reasons, maybe they didnt shower and theyre worried their butt smells down there, or maybe they just want to get it over with lol
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- Prone bone/lazy doggy
- Flip her over to missionary
- Put her legs up in the air over your shoulders
- Finally get her on top in cowgirl, suck on those teddies while she rides you to completion
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
I've experienced far better than you @ 3 hours +



Lol I'm not even joking that's terrible.
There are way too many virgins out there that think women want to get dinked for hours on end
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