This.

There would be a lot less performance anxiety for virgins if they knew sex was 10-15min on average

You’re asking way too much.

Every single girl i do the SAME ROUTINE (when i have sex for the first time)

- Start making out
- Gentle kisses down her neck / around her neck / cleavage / breasts /tits.
- start feeling her up
- then insert hands down her pants
- sneakily lick my finger (to make it wet) and start fingering (as i've been taught on pornhub techniques etc)
- then kiss around their stomach / down to their legs/ around their pussy/ tease them a bit
- then start eating her out (kiss around poosy then finally the clit) (unless she is a ONS)
- then once i've done eaten her out insert dink in missionary plow for a bit
- then sit back and make them suck my cock
- then get them to go on top - as their on top push up (srs)
- then put them into dogg/variations of doggy and spank/pull hair



I'm not even that good but girls have called me "Sex god" (lmfao) and every single girl i've slept with wanted t o see magain. Even prostitutes said they "love when i phuck them" and have given me their number.




But the ONLY GIRL i couldn't pleasure was my ex.

She didn't like when i ate her out. She didn't like when i fingered her. She was always so dry. dry as a dessert. i don't understand. Why wasn't i good enough for her??? I just don't get it?

Missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction in Gods glory.

Maybe your ex just was not into you

If you only get her off once and are done after I got sum bad news.

feels bad man

Had sex hundreds of times and never done the same routine. That's the trick to GOAT sex.

Also lol at thinking sex is foreplay->penetration->sleep.

Let's describe what happened yesterday:
In the morning I woke up before her, I saw her laying there, completely naked, with her legs opened a little. I couldn't help but start kissing her from her neck down to her butt and woke her up with a few licks around her ass. Took a shower together whilst she was playing with me under the shower. We took breakfast together and went to work.
Whilst she was on the train going to work I send her a little text saying that I like waking up next to her. She told me how much I mean to her. In the afternoon I texted her that I started thinking about us and am rock hard for her. She tells me she was just thinking about us too and she gets soaking wet reading texts like that. I tell her to come to my place an hour earlier. When she's on the train she tells me that she's getting wet again and wants to feel me inside of her as soon as possible. I tell her I'll pick her up on my way home. When she gets in my car I touch her tights, put my hand on her neck and give her a kiss. On the way home she's caressing my shifting arm and telling me how horny she is. I open the door and push her against the wall, being so close to her she can feel my breath in her neck without toucher her. This continues for a few minutes until she starts grabbing my crotch. I take her hand and guide her to the bedroom. I tell her to get undressed by the time I'm back from the bathroom. When I get back she's under the sheets, only wearing her bra and panties. I take off my pants and shirt and get in bed with her. We cuddle for a minute or two and I start kissing her neck, slowly. Whilst also having one hand caressing her waist and her legs so softly that she can barely feel it. She grabs my back and pushes her breast against my chest. I take her bra off with one hand whilst kissing her lips, slowly adding a bit more tongue to the kisses. My hands are slowly moving around her boobs without actually touching her whilst I am slowly starting to kiss around her ears. She starts moaning from excitement as I move closer and closer to her nipples. The moment my hands touch her nipples I also lick her earlobe. Slowly, my hands move to her tights, going up and down, every time a little closer to her pussy. At this point I slowly take off her panties. She's so wet there is a string between her panties and her pussy when I take them off. I start kissing her again, starting all over, going around her breasts, my hands going up and down her tights, softly touching the lips of her pussy and then backing off again, her fluids already running down her butt, until she's so horny that she takes my hand and puts it between her legs. She turns around and start kissing me from the neck down and then slowly putting it in her mouth, going down so deep that I can see it down low in her throat. I tell her that it feels amazing when she goes so deep for me and she does it again and again until her eyes start watering and I pull her up, rewarding her with kisses. I tell her to get on her knees for me. With my thumb on her ass, I slowly pull her closer to me. I move it around her pussy, making her feel how hard I am for her. Then I put only a small part of the tip at her pussy, pushing it in just an inch and getting back out, then all of a sudden, I push it in hard and all the way down, making her fall down on her stomach with her ass up. I move in and out of her without any consistency, one thrust is hard and deep whilst the next is slow and barely goes in halfway. She gets so crazy that she starts moving her ass back and forth going in as deep as she can take it, whilst moaning at every thrust. I whisper how good she feels, how hot she looks when she's moving that ass of her. I put my thumb on her ******* and with every thrust, I put it in a little more, I can feel her ass angle up a little to feel my thumb even deeper in her ass. I pull out and start licking her pussy whilst playing with her ass, she's still standing there on her knees with head right in between her legs and my finger slowly pushing in her *******. She then gets on her back and I tell her to start playing with her pussy whilst I'm taking her very quickly, she asks me not to stop, to keep going. Within 2 minutes, she orgasms so hard that afterwards, she just lays there with her mouth open and spit dripping down her cheeks whilst I keep pounding her as hard as I can. I turn her around, she laying on her stomach, with her legs closed. I put it in, hearing hear cheeks clap every time I thrust. I tell her to look in the mirror right in front of us and she can see me thrusting her deep, having a hard time not coming a second time, she begs me to come inside of her. The moment she asks, instantly her pussy is filled up. She looks at me in the mirror all the way through the orgasm and also cums from hearing and feeling me cum inside of her. I pull out and put a tissue in between her legs to catch all the cum that will drip out. We cuddle for a few minutes and got to the bathroom for a shower, saying kind words to each other and talking about our day.

That was about 2.5 hours in bed and 8 hours of pre-foreplay. That was GOAT sex and if you want, you can have it every single day by just doing what comes up in your mind and not having a plan.

not sure if copy pasta or troll post

Get her off with foreplay then pound as hard as I can for 30 to 45 seconds until my vo2 max is reached.

If I don't bust inside of 60 seconds I'm done as my blood will be needed elsewhere.

Kinda like a Cheetah if I don't get the gazelle within the first hundred fifty yards I might not eat.

I'm like the olympics baby, always tryin beat my best time!

Real life write- down. Took 15min to write, didn't even do a proof read. 100% what happened March 2nd 2020. Tomorrow will be more epic, showering before full nelson.

Start off in the hot tub with her floating on your lap. Heavy kissing and petting. Undo her top and caress her breasts. Start kissing down her neck and onto her breasts. Start sucking and softly biting her nipples as you slide your fingers inside her bikini bottoms, then inside of her. Gently and slowly massage her clit until you feel it engorged. Slide off your bathing suit and lay back with her floating on top. Grab her ass cheeks and press her crotch hard into your throbbing cock. Rub your shaft up and down along her gash. Tickle her clit with the tip of your dick. Slide it in slowly and let her find the perfect angle to rub against her clit. Pump her hard and fast until she lets out a long moan into the cold mountain air.

45 secs of foreplay
Coom
35 minutes of crying

If you were a woman I'd tell you that you are with the wrong man.

A competent man should be able to get you off in 3 minutes.

Impressive

Thanks OP, you got a good app to help me hit my timings? Wouldn't want to accidently stay in missionary too long and look like a beta.

Also girl on top is only for when your hamstrings are too sore to keep going, if you disagree then you are wrong.

kiss her neck, squeeze her nipples, go down on her/fingers in vagina, eat for 3 minutes, she blows, then I get to do my thing.

You can adjust the times. Stay in missionary if you're both enjoying it.

And girl on top is so you can see her teddies dangle and bouncing around while you grab them/suck on them. Everyone knows that. You don't need to wait until your hamstrings are fatigued to experience bliss. If you disagree then you are wrong

Warm fleshlight
Lube fleshlight
Fuk fleshlight
Cry self to sleep

1. I am a woman
2. Not every woman want's to get it over with as fast as possible
3. I do like it for hours. 10-15-30 minutes is no good and gets trashed as stated, I can't do ordinary. Try getting some stamina and self control your woman might be a lot happier, or probably isn't a nympho and likes doing her duty as quickly as possible.Lol if it's only 15-20 minutes that's not enough and no point in it for me. Boring, I will cut them off. My 2 cents as a woman.

The GOAT sex routine is saving your virginity for marriage.

That is how you end up with someone who is not very good and can only go 15 minutes and boring. Gotta test drive them first. I could never do that then you end up with **** vanilla and low stamina sex the rest of your life permanently.

Haha you're probably right

Seriously. Look up why women moan during sex. Over half of them say it’s to make their partner cum and get the job finished. Too many youngsters think porn is real life.

Who the hell has 2 hours of free time every time they want to bang? I like to fukk once a day or so and got other chit to do.

Take life by the fuking balls and make sht happen today. And all week. This is your week so make it fuking ng count my brothers. Get a raise. Work harder. Be earlier. Fuk more. Sleep more. Eat healthy. Train like an animal. Fuk your woman like a pornstar. Pretend she's your favorite pornstar and fuking let her have it guys. TAKE YOUR KIDS OUTSIDE AND PLAY. Tell your parents you love them and thank them for raising you. Or who ever raised you. If you were raised by wolves throw a pack of meat outside where they live for fuks sake. Just live life TO THE MAX BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOU WANT TO AND BEFORE YOU REALIZE. THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE WILL BE TAKEN FROM YOU SO SHOW THEM EVERY DAY HOW MUCH YOU FUKING LOVE THEM DAMN IT. AND AGAIN, FUK AND FUK AND FUK SOME MORE. you should be giving your woman 5 loads. One in the mouth, ass, and pussy, and a load of compliments and booty slaps/pats/rubs/kisses. As well as a load of reasons to keep loving you.When you wake up grab a handful of that ass and press your meat between her legs and smell her hair and kiss her neck and forehead before you leave for work and whisper in her ear she's going to get it tonight. Do that every day. Ifyoull can't then you need to take more viagra mother ****er. Life too short to not be fuking daily. It's like cardio you should only have ONE day off from it MAX

lets make you red and get you banned like the other fraud bunnies, guy

Actually I had taken a self ban from the Bunnies account, you can ask DJ the mod. Try harder boomer

Regular, then lady-on-her-back

lol 95% of sex.