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post 1598990111 03-03-2020, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
But who was facial?
girls actually want that?
never done it
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post 1598990721 03-03-2020, 08:44 PM
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post 1598990761 03-03-2020, 08:44 PM
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TFW it's just like a high school locker room, but sadder

Nobody ITT is gonna be impressed by e-bragging your sexual prowess
post 1598990821 03-03-2020, 08:46 PM
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stopped readng at foreplay and negged u, beta.
post 1598992981 03-03-2020, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
has anyone else beeen with a girl who didn't like foreplay? or being eaten out and stuff? feels weird man
Yes I have and my advise is to run.
Went out with a girl who refused to give a bj and didn't want me to go down on her. Basically boring sex.
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post 1598994501 03-03-2020, 09:52 PM
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3 hours of full Nelson anal
post 1598995381 03-03-2020, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar⏩
3 hours of full Nelson anal
Don't you know, men can't do 3 hours.

But, Just for trying.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bsrkoacar again. It's the thought that counts. lol
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post 1598999821 03-04-2020, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Now that I have time to respond to this mess properly, you want to get personal well let's get personal

Lol @ being on a bodybuilding forum and needing 6 months of cardio to nail someone once.
Lol @ 15 minutes of sex thinking that is cutting it, again only for women who enjoy quickies and prefer getting it over with. Not everyone dries up, not everyone gets too sore or can't handle it (Try multiple positions and 10-15 minute breaks inbetween rounds) Some can and actually enjoy taking a pounding & pain. What do you know about owning or having a vagina? Maybe your girl doesn't enjoy it as long, 15 minutes to me is boring and worthless literally can't do it. And my fwb who was not good enough for a relationship only good for 1 thing was not even a 5, and I was tight to him, no loose vag problems here, all he talks about is how tight I am in fact I'm sure I'm a unicorn to his tiny peen. He was thick at least. Ignored him for 2 months though just now he's in the trash. If he could last 2-3 rounds and go that long, I got news for the rest of you and it's bad he wasn't even a workout freak lol. A few other guys know how as well, the rest of you who can't are just concerned for yourselves really. Idk why any of you are concerned though, I literally would not hook up with a single one of you so you don't have to worry about having an actual nymph who enjoys a lot of sex when she's having it lmao. Go workout.
Didn't ask for a review of your last FWB lol

What does a 3hr sesh even look like? Give me a rough outline
post 1598999941 03-04-2020, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
Didn't ask for a review of your last FWB lol

What does a 3hr sesh even look like? Give me a rough outline
Lol you know you wanted that review, asking for even more private deets now. Would you like me to write a graphic novel? Maybe best in dm's
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post 1599003291 03-04-2020, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
Every single girl i do the SAME ROUTINE (when i have sex for the first time)

- Start making out
- Gentle kisses down her neck / around her neck / cleavage / breasts /tits.
- start feeling her up
- then insert hands down her pants
- sneakily lick my finger (to make it wet) and start fingering (as i've been taught on pornhub techniques etc)
- then kiss around their stomach / down to their legs/ around their pussy/ tease them a bit
- then start eating her out (kiss around poosy then finally the clit) (unless she is a ONS)
- then once i've done eaten her out insert dink in missionary plow for a bit
- then sit back and make them suck my cock
- then get them to go on top - as their on top push up (srs)
- then put them into dogg/variations of doggy and spank/pull hair



I'm not even that good but girls have called me "Sex god" (lmfao) and every single girl i've slept with wanted t o see magain. Even prostitutes said they "love when i phuck them" and have given me their number.




But the ONLY GIRL i couldn't pleasure was my ex.

She didn't like when i ate her out. She didn't like when i fingered her. She was always so dry. dry as a dessert. i don't understand. Why wasn't i good enough for her??? I just don't get it?
lold hard @ prostitutes said they "love when i phuck them" and have given me their number.
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post 1599005721 03-04-2020, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar⏩
3 hours of full Nelson anal
Receiving?

You look like more of a catcher than a pitcher.
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