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Bitten by a mouse, feel like a zombie and running a fever - wat do?
03-12-2020, 04:31 PM
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#271
Here we go, everything from A to Z...
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
03-12-2020, 04:36 PM
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03-12-2020, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
- calls me a retardHere we go, everything from A to Z...
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
- is gullible enough to eat a mouse
Whatever man, just glad you're ok.
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
03-12-2020, 04:43 PM
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#274
Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
Here we go, everything from A to Z...
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
03-12-2020, 04:45 PM
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#275
03-12-2020, 04:54 PM
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03-12-2020, 04:57 PM
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#277
Originally Posted By ifisthole⏩
Actually, Mr. B will never ever see Germany again. I'll just leave it at that.Now Mr B will always tell the story of how he managed to make an idiot eat a mouse, and probably some of his pubes.. Anyways, get well.
03-12-2020, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO you really let someone persuade you into eating a mouse ahahahahahHere we go, everything from A to Z...
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
I bet I could get you to eat a turd if I said it'll cure you of diarrhea
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Originally Posted By GreenFrogger⏩
if you read his posts in politics section it would make sense.Actually retarded
glad you're ok though op.
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03-12-2020, 05:03 PM
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03-12-2020, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
You should've died from natural selection, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever read from an adult.Here we go, everything from A to Z...
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neighbors have cats that frequently visit me, show up in front of the house, etc. Sometimes they bring birds and mice they have caught. Sometimes alive, other times dead. One of the cats brought a mouse, but it didn't kill it yet, it was playing with it and threw it around and chit. Even though I love cats (and dogs for that matter), I don't like watching that and I decided to intervene, to save the mouse from the cat. I managed (initially) to save it from the cat, but it ends up biting my right hand. Not really that painful, but symptoms described in the original post slowly start developing. Two people were at my apartment at this time, one of them is a friend, we'll just call him "Mr. A", and the other used to be one of my business associates, we'll call him "Mr. B". He's among other things, a strong believer in homeopathy, all kinds of natural cures, and his wife works as a "Heilpraktiker" here in Germany.
Shortly after me "saving" the mouse, I find that the cat had found it again, killed it, but refused to eat it and just brought it in front of my door. After I opened this thread on the misc, Mr. B advises me that what I'm experiencing could be something similar to an allergic reaction. Supposedly he knows about cases where people got stung by a bee, had a strong, almost life threatening reaction, then swallowed the bee afterwards, which caused the opposite effect and actually saved the person. Since the dead mouse is already laying there, he advises me to eat the mouse, saying it'll cause the opposite effect just like the case with the bee. Mr. A argues against it, Mr. B argues for it. I hate visiting hospitals / emergency rooms, so I say fukk it, I'll find a way to eat it.
I tell him there's no way I can actually chew on mouse-meat and swallow it, so we need to find a good solution. He comes up with the following idea: after boiling it in water to kill all the germs, he'll basically make ground meat from it, chopping it extremely tiny, and we'll put it into something where I won't even notice the taste. So he does that, and we put it into a bowl of Magerquark, with lots of added cinnamon to mask the flavor and smell.
To all the retards: It's NOT a rat, the mouse was EXTREMELY SMALL, a bit larger than half of my thumb perhaps.
Anyway, I manage to eat the Magerquark with the mouse pieces inside, and shortly thereafter chit gets even worse. It's both vomiting and diarrhea, plus everything else that came prior to it. The emergency room was unavoidable at this point. Both myself and Mr. A get into a heated argument with Mr. B for suggesting what he did. We tell him to go home and that we don't need his help. Since I can barely walk at that point, Mr. A calls someone else to help him transport me to the car and to the emergency room.
After we arrived there it's a looong story which I don't think anyone has any interest in hearing, but to make it short, I got treated for both the bite-related infection as well as food poisoning. I have a list from the hospital about the exact diagnoses and treatment. The food poisoning was resolved fairly quickly, but I have to finish taking antibiotics because of the mouse bite. I spent exactly four days at the hospital, and for the rest I was recovering right here at home. It might take another week or two to be back to full health. And although I won't get into details, "Mr. B", who gave me his chitty advice which made things worse, is someone I won't have any contact with again, ever.
Cliffs:
- Tried to save mouse from cat
- Got bitten by the mouse
- Showed symptoms described in original post
- Cat found the mouse later and brought it back dead
- Someone tells me that this might be an allergic reaction, mentions stories about people getting reactions after bee stings, then swallowing the bee and quickly recovering
- That same person advises me to eat the mouse
- The already dead mouse gets cooked in hot water and then chopped up into a bowl of Magerquark with lots of cinnamon to hide the flavor and smell
- I eat the mouse
- I get even more sick
- I get treated at a hospital and am now almost fine, need to finish taking some medication, and should expect fully recovery within a week, two weeks max
Neg'd for being an existential ******* and making everyone worry when you're not even worthy of a brain.
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
*We didn't deserve snailsrus*
As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
03-12-2020, 05:09 PM
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03-12-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
You're a clown and foolish for getting triggered because of my post.You should've died from natural selection, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever read from an adult.
Neg'd for being an existential ******* and making everyone worry when you're not even worthy of a brain.
Neg'd for being an existential ******* and making everyone worry when you're not even worthy of a brain.
And saying someone should die / should've died, regardless of how and why, is actually against forum rules.
Also lmao @ your neg.
03-12-2020, 05:15 PM
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wait did op just eat a mouse? lmfao please be a troll
"A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits." - Napoleon Hill
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03-12-2020, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
You ate a mouse and think you get to have a valid opinion after that, just lolYou're a clown and foolish for getting triggered because of my post.
And saying someone should die / should've died, regardless of how and why, is actually against forum rules.
Also lmao @ your neg.
And saying someone should die / should've died, regardless of how and why, is actually against forum rules.
Also lmao @ your neg.
Location: Germany
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
*We didn't deserve snailsrus*
As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
03-12-2020, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
"lOcAtIoN: gErMaNy"You ate a mouse and think you get to have a valid opinion after that, just lol
Location: Germany
Location: Germany
Kid you're nothing but a joke. Now go to the R&P to post some more of your anti-semitism.
You hate America and Israel.
Time to put you on ignore.
03-12-2020, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
kidI'm 34, what are you? 73?"lOcAtIoN: gErMaNy"
Kid you're nothing but a joke. Now go to the R&P to post some more of your anti-semitism.
You hate America and Israel.
Time to put you on ignore.
Kid you're nothing but a joke. Now go to the R&P to post some more of your anti-semitism.
You hate America and Israel.
Time to put you on ignore.
I hate AmericaI'm clearly American, try learning reading comprehension mouse****
Please put me on ignore, this entire post was sub 80 IQ from you.
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
*We didn't deserve snailsrus*
As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
03-12-2020, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Aside from clearly being an enemy of Israel, you're just not very bright lol.kidI'm 34, what are you? 73?
I hate AmericaI'm clearly American, try learning reading comprehension mouse****
Please put me on ignore, this entire post was sub 80 IQ from you.
I hate AmericaI'm clearly American, try learning reading comprehension mouse****
Please put me on ignore, this entire post was sub 80 IQ from you.
You would also never have the guts to do what I did.
Now on ignore you go.
03-12-2020, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Negged, literally the most disrespectful poster on this forum.You ate a mouse and think you get to have a valid opinion after that, just lol
Location: Germany
Location: Germany
Someone could have potentially died - yeah let's make of them.
The Era of Great Noticing has begun.
Modern liberalism is morally bankrupt and demonic.
Right wing politics is the new counter-culture.
Wincel: "I'm saying even the govt of China, while brutal at times, is NOT our enemy. Period."
Has Beowulf10 ever experienced true love? Where did he go?
Education is humanity's key to salvation.
The 2nd Cold War has begun.
03-12-2020, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By XterraRob⏩
Thank you for your support brother. I sincerely missed your R&P threads/posts, but I couldn't misc for a while, it would've endangered my health.Negged, literally the most disrespectful poster on this forum.
Someone could have potentially died - yeah let's make of them.
Someone could have potentially died - yeah let's make of them.
03-12-2020, 05:45 PM
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Lmao @ all the hardcore right wing type posters totally forgetting that dorich was a crazed liberal and hardcore anti trumper for his first 5k posts.
Some of yall would sell your soul for rep trading
Some of yall would sell your soul for rep trading
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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03-12-2020, 05:48 PM
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03-12-2020, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By XterraRob⏩
Fixed.Negged, literally the mostinformative and realposter on this forum.
Someone could have potentially died - yeah let's make of them.
Someone could have potentially died - yeah let's make of them.
Whiteknighting your overseas lover, strategic move.
People say far worse things in virtually every post on this forum, you're just sensitive.
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
*We didn't deserve snailsrus*
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03-12-2020, 05:56 PM
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Most legendary thread update ever?
03-12-2020, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
So you're a secular muslim?I'm a naturalized US citizen living in Germany. Born in a European country, not middle-eastern. A secular Muslim.
Moved to Germany as a kid, grew up here, then went to the US, lived there for many years, acquired citizenship, moved back to Germany.
And even if I weren't a US citizen, you guys criticize European countries all the time, including Germany's policies. So why can't someone from Europe discuss US politics?
Moved to Germany as a kid, grew up here, then went to the US, lived there for many years, acquired citizenship, moved back to Germany.
And even if I weren't a US citizen, you guys criticize European countries all the time, including Germany's policies. So why can't someone from Europe discuss US politics?
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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03-12-2020, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Yes you did and I can post a screenshot to prove it.Definitely didnt say that...
Anyway, go to any postpre 2019from dorich and they read like this..
When have I ever denied that?There are literally thousands of these posts.
Sure, I used to be a strong liberal, anti-Trump poster. Again, when have I ever denied that? I have even posted threads explicitly stating this and explaining my change.OP is a bought and paid forrussiantroll account.
Incorrect.I can keep going.
By all means, go ahead. It's good knowing that I have another stalker who tries to track my every move. But while you're at it, why not post all the threads where I explicitly talk about my change from liberal to conservative? Because you're a coward.Also, your posts have nothing to do with this particular thread right here.
And yes, I'll continue to pray for you.
03-12-2020, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
Precisely.
And lmao @ Trump's travel ban to "keep America safe".
And lmao @ Trump's travel ban to "keep America safe".
Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/searc...1&pp=&page=239inb4 Trumpers rejoicing merely because he didn't support their orange superhero
On a serious note, RIP John McCain, a true American hero and patriot.
On a serious note, RIP John McCain, a true American hero and patriot.
Everything from page 200 on is his anti trump Muslim persona.
Then he becomes some weirdo Zionist halfway through.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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03-12-2020, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
This is insanity.So you're a secular muslim?
Lmao @ the rage and how desperate you are.
And yet, conveniently leaving out all the threads where I thoroughly talk about my spiritual experiences and what has led to my transformation.
03-12-2020, 06:24 PM
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mirin thread you BDSM-loving, Autobahn riding ****
repped
but srsly tho this would make thread of the year if u posted the pics of chopped up cooked mouse for validity
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but srsly tho this would make thread of the year if u posted the pics of chopped up cooked mouse for validity
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
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Originally Posted By Dorich⏩
Everytime you've ever been accused of it.When have I ever denied that?
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https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=177170441
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