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post 1600035161 03-17-2020, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Tip: If you want to convince a chick you are amazing at some sex act you don’t go round saying how great you are at it. You frame it as how much it excites you, how much you need it / can’t wait / must have. Gimme. And you make it personal to them.

It’s not rocket science women are reflective. They will reflect your desire in general.
Same for guys though:

Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!"
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off"

Girl 2 every time
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
post 1600035371 03-17-2020, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Same for guys though:

Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!"
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off"

Girl 2 every time
Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!" ="I'm a ho"
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off" ="You turn me on so much, I need your dink in my mouth rn"

ones hot af, the other is a turn off.
....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - George Orwell, 1984

LTC is the only heterosexual way.
post 1600035751 03-17-2020, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Jimmehhh
Girl 1: "I am the best at BJs ever!" ="I'm a ho"
Girl 2: "I really want your dick in my mouth because it gets me off" ="You turn me on so much, I need your dink in my mouth rn"

ones hot af, the other is a turn off.
what about "I'll give you the best BJ of your life?"

tbh I like girl number 1 too because that means she will try to live up to her claim (usually)
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post 1600035951 03-17-2020, 04:08 PM
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eating snatch/ sniffing panties/ worshiping feet any of that ish is soo fkn beta . simp behaviour 9000
post 1600035971 03-17-2020, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4
what about"I'll give you the best BJ of your life?"

tbh I like girl number 1 too because that means she will try to live up to her claim (usually)
That's a much better way to say it.

It implies that she's so turned on that she wants to give you the best BJ of your life vs I've sucked so much dink that I'm confident I'm the best cawk sucker alive.
....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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LTC is the only heterosexual way.
post 1600036091 03-17-2020, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Jimmehhh
That's a much better way to say it.

It implies that she's so turned on that she wants to give you the best BJ of your life vs I've sucked so much dink that I'm confident I'm the best cawk sucker alive.
true but you can also say "Prove it" when she says it.
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong

Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
post 1600036411 03-17-2020, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4
true but you can also say "Prove it" when she says it.
sure, It could be the best bj ever, but she's still a ho.

I'll take competent nice girl BJs over amazng BJs from a confirmed mega sloot.
....Atlas.....
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LTC is the only heterosexual way.
post 1600036541 03-17-2020, 04:16 PM
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Idk wtf is wrong with half yall, both smothering your face in a freshly shaven, just showered, peachy bottom is heavenly.
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post 1600036591 03-17-2020, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Jimmehhh
sure, It could be the best bj ever, but she's still a ho.

I'll take competent nice girl BJs over amazng BJs from a confirmed mega sloot.
STD fears?
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong

Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
post 1600036721 03-17-2020, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Tip: If you want to convince a chick you are amazing at some sex act you don’t go round saying how great you are at it. You frame it as how much it excites you, how much you need it / can’t wait / must have. Gimme. And you make it personal to them.

It’s not rocket science women are reflective. They will reflect your desire in general.
this dirty talk makes me so erect
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1600038741 03-17-2020, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4
STD fears?
no, just slootiness is a major turn off.
....Atlas.....
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - George Orwell, 1984

LTC is the only heterosexual way.
post 1600038891 03-17-2020, 04:43 PM
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Poop comes out of there
*eggs crew*
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post 1600039691 03-17-2020, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack
Poop comes out of there
post 1600040221 03-17-2020, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Well it’s like not liking cake

Who the fuk doesn’t like cake?
Some miscers seem concerned about all the creamy frosting of unknown origin
post 1600045661 03-17-2020, 06:16 PM
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Cliffs
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post 1600045861 03-17-2020, 06:18 PM
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lmao
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post 1600046191 03-17-2020, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Tip: If you want to convince a chick you are amazing at some sex act you don’t go round saying how great you are at it. You frame it as how much it excites you, how much you need it / can’t wait / must have. Gimme. And you make it personal to them.

It’s not rocket science women are reflective. They will reflect your desire in general.
This is correct
U
post 1600046791 03-17-2020, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By rabbitjb
yeah i’m bored. Wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler!
what does cunnilingus get you?

Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
hahahahahaha...strong moaning sounds. You're enjoying this, aren't u?
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post 1600047461 03-17-2020, 06:49 PM
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Fukin lold at this gif
post 1600048671 03-17-2020, 07:08 PM
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Tip: You bishes that give head, be careful and not give your best head too early in a relationship......you will be exposed as the true sloots that you are and many guys will hang around for awhile and dump you like the true sloots that you are. Be careful tho, because if you are too bad at the beginning, you may not get another shot. Wisdom.
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post 1600048711 03-17-2020, 07:09 PM
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Tldr whole thread and didn't watch any videos, but i always get my dick sucked by chicks i bang without eating their pussy. not even mad
You can't fight fate
post 1600049181 03-17-2020, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By THATSfunnyOP
Idk wtf is wrong with half yall, both smothering your face in a freshly shaven, just showered, peachy bottom is heavenly.
Honestly this. It’s great when you find a girl who is just fire with a bubble butt and tastes clean/like nothing. HNNNNNG like groceries

For all those against it, are you even attracted to females? That whiff of a woman’s vag (when not fish market) dem pheromones das it mane

Yes I eat ass

Miscers gotta stop dating hank hill assess or girls with Arby’s and find someone with an ASS and you’ll be eating her up unless you’re a ******* Dead Srs

And the head you get after making her finish is amazing. They’re way more into it
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1600050231 03-17-2020, 07:34 PM
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You're all degenerates. Would only lick out someone I had feelings for.
post 1600050501 03-17-2020, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MilkforBrains
You're all degenerates. Would only lick out someone I had feelings for.
Well I'm pretty sure none of us women are advocating doing it with randoms.
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post 1600050661 03-17-2020, 07:40 PM
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OP's claim that women don't like getting eaten out.

Source: Some guy on youtube.

Compiled my own evidence and concluded that OP is a *******.
post 1600050821 03-17-2020, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By daedalus13
Yeah, juice running down my chin as she's quivering...they're hating every minute of it.

If you're seeking out advice from someone calling themselves "Alpha Male Strategies" just lol.
This.

Respectable men don't post videos of themselves talking about eating poosay for the entire world to see either.
post 1600052221 03-17-2020, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx
This.

Respectable men don't post videos of themselves talking about eating poosay for the entire world to see either.
Just videos of themselves sniffing pungent panties
post 1600146251 03-18-2020, 08:46 PM
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eat that kitty like it's chinese food festival
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