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post 1604840531 05-13-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
FInally, maybe Florida can actually see some REAL sports teams.
talk to me after witnessing the greatness of a Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimps game in person
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
not the best insult to use when you apparently fail to recognize there are multiple levels of government and "government" can and does refer to many of them generically. An abnormality at one level of government (trump) saying states should reopen does not mean the government as a whole should reopen.

Not sure if you are being disingenuous or are actually retarded.
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Dropping this link here for you brahs

https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavir...153633256.html

Some states engaged in reopening their economies have not yet seen coronavirus outbreaks feared by health officials.

In particular, Georgia and Florida, which were projected to see a sharp rise in new cases, have not experienced major new outbreaks in the past week. The average number of new daily cases in Florida declined by 14 percent over the past week, and Georgia’s average new daily cases dropped by 12 percent during the same time period, according to an analysis by Axios.

The data on new cases is imperfect because of variations between states in the amount and frequency of coronavirus testing. As of Wednesday, Florida has confirmed almost 42,000 coronavirus cases, while Georgia has confirmed 35,000 cases.

“Cases [in the U.S.] still continue to expand, and some of that is [due to] the fact that we’re testing more,” former FDA commissioner Scott Gottlieb said Wednesday on NBC’s The Today Show. Gottlieb cautioned that “this is an epidemic that hasn’t run its course nationally, and hasn’t really started to show sustained declines outside of the New York region.”

Florida governor Ron Desantis has stated that fears of an impending disaster in his state were overblown.

“There’s been a lot that’s been done to try to promote fear, to promote worst-case scenarios, to drive hysteria,” DeSantis said in late April. “People should know that worst-case scenario thinking — that has not proven to be true [in Florida].”

The state is currently in its second week of a phased reopening. Businesses including nail salons, hair salons, and barbershops were allowed to open on Monday, and beaches across much of the state were opened over the weekend.

Georgia has allowed businesses such as restaurants and gyms to reopen with heavy restrictions, including limiting restaurants to 10 patrons per 300 square meters.
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post 1604900011 05-14-2020, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
It's like it has always been - sucky, hot, humid, unbearable, etc. etc. Think of Cuba/Panama weather but with retards.
Honestly Florida weather BTFOs Viruses, sun and humidity wrecks their little virus holes
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Originally Posted By Antonio519⏩
Should build a wall between Florida and the rest of the US and not b/c of this covid stuff lmao

This probably should have happened a long time ago tho, b/c Florida people are a different kind of special
Honestly, everyone Ive ever met from Florida, has been dumb as fuk. Idk maybe they have high levels of fluoride, maybe its the heat and humidity, but something about that state fuks with peoples heads.
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Originally Posted By brahskimoseph⏩
Honestly, everyone Ive ever met from Florida, has been dumb as fuk. Idk maybe they have high levels of fluoride, maybe its the heat and humidity, but something about that state fuks with peoples heads.
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[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1604900011][img]https://i.imgur.com/O27PEjR.jpg[img][/QUOTE]lmao. Ask anyone who works at Lowes or Home Depot if people were staying home. A lot of new decks and gardens popping for some muffukkas who are in lockdown...

Thats the best part of all this. There are actually people who think people were staying home just because they weren't at work.











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Florida flexing hard on California since they have similar per capita numbers

Per 1M:

Cases:
California: 1,851
Florida: 2,012

Deaths:
California: 75
Florida: 82

Prepare for red coat boot lickers to start sharing disinformation like "cases up 300% in states opening too soon" when in reality 1 county in 1 state went from 1 case to 4.
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here we go boyos.....

Coronavirus cases surpass 42,000 in Florida, as state adds 49 deaths

"The new deaths recorded in the Tampa Bay area were: two men, aged 71 and 89, and a 79-year-old woman in Hillsborough; an 86-year-old woman in Manatee; a 78-year-old woman in Pinellas and an 89-year-old man in Polk."


Bingo halls and retirement communities gonna get hit hard. BUNKER DOWN FLORIDA...QUIT BEING STOOPID
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
here we go boyos.....

Coronavirus cases surpass 42,000 in Florida, as state adds 49 deaths

"The new deaths recorded in the Tampa Bay area were: two men, aged 71 and 89, and a 79-year-old woman in Hillsborough; an 86-year-old woman in Manatee; a 78-year-old woman in Pinellas and an 89-year-old man in Polk."


Bingo halls and retirement communities gonna get hit hard. BUNKER DOWN FLORIDA...QUIT BEING STOOPID
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
here we go boyos.....

Coronavirus cases surpass 42,000 in Florida, as state adds 49 deaths

"The new deaths recorded in the Tampa Bay area were: two men, aged 71 and 89, and a 79-year-old woman in Hillsborough; an 86-year-old woman in Manatee; a 78-year-old woman in Pinellas and an 89-year-old man in Polk."


Bingo halls and retirement communities gonna get hit hard. BUNKER DOWN FLORIDA...QUIT BEING STOOPID


‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html
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[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1604910961][img]https://i.imgur.com/5HOivlbmg]

‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
[URL=https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/05/reporter-calls-pa-health-secretary-sir-multiple-times-in-phone-interview.html]https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1604910961][img]https://i.imgur.com/5HOivlb.jpg[img]

‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
[URL=https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/05/reporter-calls-pa-health-secretary-sir-multiple-times-in-phone-interview.html]https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html[/URL][/QUOTE]What can't freaks like this die from it instead of pawpaw and memaw? Nature is a cruel bitch.
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩


‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html
I hope the reporter replied with something along the lines of: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm I am pretty sure I've got the right gender".
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩


‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
I hope the reporter replied with something along the lines of: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm I am pretty sure I've got the right gender".
Or, "Your fuking pronoun is the least of our worries right now".
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Originally Posted By iHateDeadlifts⏩
In 1918 Philly ended quarantine from the Spanish Flu early and had parade to boost marale. Within days, all hospitals beds were filled and 4500~ people died. History repeats itself
The big difference here is the Rona is essentially a normal flu. The Hispanic flu worked harder to kill people. I read a story about the Spanish flu killing a family of 6 and then landscaping there house.
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i love my freedom loving miscers in this thread.

i'd shake your hand in front of a thousand upset commie scum during the corona
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oh chit Universal opened today too

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Originally Posted By brahskimoseph⏩
Honestly, everyone Ive ever met from Florida, has been dumb as fuk. Idk maybe they have high levels of fluoride, maybe its the heat and humidity, but something about that state fuks with peoples heads.
Porbs has something to do with having gators a few feet from you in a sewer nearby.



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but...but...i thought Florida was FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????? FKN LMAO at arresting HBB's for being on a beach. SO half of florida is open but half isn't?? GET YOUR SCHIT TOGETHER FLORIDA. FKN LMAO AT FLORIDA!!!



Woman protesting closures during pandemic arrested in South Beach

MIAMI BEACH, FLA. (WSVN) - Miami Beach Police have arrested a woman after, they said, she violated an emergency order that does not allow people on the beach.

Video posted to ******** by Chris Nelson showed Miami resident Kimberly Falkenstine sitting in the sand near Fifth Street while holding a sign that read, “We are free,” Sunday afternoon.

According to investigators, officers spotted the protester just after 3:30 p.m. and gave her several opportunities to leave.

The video shows officers taking Falkenstine into custody after, police said, she failed to comply.

Before she was apprehended, Falkenstine attended a rally at Lummus Park where protesters called for the reopening of businesses and beaches statewide.

The police report stated she told officers she had left the rally and wanted to sit on the beach to make a statement.

Falkenstine faces several charges, including resisting an officer without violence and trespassing after receiving a warning. She was held on $2,500 bond and has since posted bond.
https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-da...n-south-beach/
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We're opening in Louisiana tomorrow. Everything.
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
We're opening in Louisiana tomorrow. Everything.
at least be consistent as it should be. Florida, once again, flexin their sub par IQ on the haters. Who runs that state? the Del Ray Misfits??
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩


‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html
Title should read:

"Reporter refuses to normalize clinical-dysmorphia, mentally ill-man responds in symmetrical fashion to someone with mental illness".
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
Tfw Floridians are smarter than everybody else for once
Lol. I live in Florida. Im on the fence about quarantine. I will say if this causes a great depression many more people will die than the virus killed and you will see people eating rats and even each other in 3rd world countries to stay alive.
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩


‘Please don’t misgender me’: Reporter calls Pa. health secretary ‘sir’ multiple times during interview
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/0...interview.html
yooooo lmao these are the "leaders of health" from around the US that are telling you to stay at home for 3 more months while you idiots are making fun of Florida and states in the south ...

just LOL

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