Thread: Anal sex is not everything
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Anal sex isnt everything indeed.
But it's something.
So still gotta get up in that.
But it's something.
So still gotta get up in that.
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06-14-2020, 05:40 PM
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If she's got a nice ass, then sure -- but vag is totes fine with me.
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Originally Posted By LoveWarrior1957⏩
Wtf?what are you saying sugar?
I love anal sex with men, love to lick and sniff it too
I love anal sex with men, love to lick and sniff it too
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06-14-2020, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Bro...Anal sex isnt everything indeed.
But it's something.
So still gotta get up in that.
But it's something.
So still gotta get up in that.
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06-14-2020, 06:21 PM
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Can you people neg me? I hate being green
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i was smashing this petite 5'2 90lb and she claims she can only orgasm from anal.. and tbh i only do it cuz it looks funny shes so tiny and that angus taking in all 8inchs leaving a huge gape in her angus after i pull out.. well the other day i pulled out and there was a nice stinky brown turd on my tip.. she turned around picked it up with her fingers and threw it in the garbage..
ew..
went limp and dont think i can see her again
ew..
went limp and dont think i can see her again
06-14-2020, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
This is quite an interesting take on the anus I never considered. So it's just a cavity for storing chit until it's pooped out, it's not like, a passage? Noted.The anus is just a ring that turns into a cavern once the entrance is breached
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Originally Posted By mrsloppyfist⏩
Why not?i was smashing this petite 5'2 90lb and she claims she can only orgasm from anal.. and tbh i only do it cuz it looks funny shes so tiny and that angus taking in all 8inchs leaving a huge gape in her angus after i pull out.. well the other day i pulled out and there was a nice stinky brown turd on my tip.. she turned around picked it up with her fingers and threw it in the garbage..
ew..
went limp and dont think i can see her again
ew..
went limp and dont think i can see her again
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I like sticking my fingers in there and stroking my dik whie inside the moist hole
06-14-2020, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By johnnytable⏩
Bro...I like sticking my fingers in there and stroking my dik whie inside the moist hole
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06-14-2020, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By YUL⏩
Some guys dgafBecause you got sh!t on your dik. That’s not normal
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Back in college I was smashing some chick, and my dick slipped from her sugar walls into her ******* lol no lube in the *******
This was her reaction dead srs...
This was her reaction dead srs...
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Bro...Back in college I was smashing some chick, and my dick slipped from her sugar walls into her ******* lol no lube in the *******
This was her reaction dead srs...
This was her reaction dead srs...
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I kinda agree with the OP, it's definitely not better than a wet puss, but 1) the novelty of it and 2)domination factor make it worth while. Not the goat but still a solid time
06-14-2020, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
U goofedI got an ex who told me to put it in her anus. I stared at her anus sooo tight, I said no way. Not gonna deal with poop and blood. Srs.
****ing sloot.
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true story:
The only really good threesome I ever had involved two very drunk/coked-up English girls in Prague who insisted i didn't need to wear a condom. I was so scared of STD's preggo's etc that after a few good thrusts, I pulled it out of girl number 1 and gently slipped it in her ass. Girl number one was either too drunk to care or enjoyed it, either way, Girl 2, completely unaware in was in Girl 1's ass pulled it out of her ass and sucked it down....Amazing, but...
I was like ewwww, especially as she tried to tongue me later.
But the best part of this story is that they did a 69 and were eating each other out, I got to bust in girl number 2 as girl number 1 was licking her clit, she then ate my cum out of girl number 2 and continued to suck my dink.
Best night of my life.
But the anal was gross.
The only really good threesome I ever had involved two very drunk/coked-up English girls in Prague who insisted i didn't need to wear a condom. I was so scared of STD's preggo's etc that after a few good thrusts, I pulled it out of girl number 1 and gently slipped it in her ass. Girl number one was either too drunk to care or enjoyed it, either way, Girl 2, completely unaware in was in Girl 1's ass pulled it out of her ass and sucked it down....Amazing, but...
I was like ewwww, especially as she tried to tongue me later.
But the best part of this story is that they did a 69 and were eating each other out, I got to bust in girl number 2 as girl number 1 was licking her clit, she then ate my cum out of girl number 2 and continued to suck my dink.
Best night of my life.
But the anal was gross.
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The vag is definitely better
Originally Posted By KennyFisher⏩
das it manetrue story:
The only really good threesome I ever had involved two very drunk/coked-up English girls in Prague who insisted i didn't need to wear a condom. I was so scared of STD's preggo's etc that after a few good thrusts, I pulled it out of girl number 1 and gently slipped it in her ass. Girl number one was either too drunk to care or enjoyed it, either way, Girl 2, completely unaware in was in Girl 1's ass pulled it out of her ass and sucked it down....Amazing, but...
I was like ewwww, especially as she tried to tongue me later.
But the best part of this story is that they did a 69 and were eating each other out, I got to bust in girl number 2 as girl number 1 was licking her clit, she then ate my cum out of girl number 2 and continued to suck my dink.
Best night of my life.
But the anal was gross.
The only really good threesome I ever had involved two very drunk/coked-up English girls in Prague who insisted i didn't need to wear a condom. I was so scared of STD's preggo's etc that after a few good thrusts, I pulled it out of girl number 1 and gently slipped it in her ass. Girl number one was either too drunk to care or enjoyed it, either way, Girl 2, completely unaware in was in Girl 1's ass pulled it out of her ass and sucked it down....Amazing, but...
I was like ewwww, especially as she tried to tongue me later.
But the best part of this story is that they did a 69 and were eating each other out, I got to bust in girl number 2 as girl number 1 was licking her clit, she then ate my cum out of girl number 2 and continued to suck my dink.
Best night of my life.
But the anal was gross.
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Originally Posted By vulgoo⏩
Bro...I eat ass
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Yea, it's definitely not what it's cracked up to be..
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Neil Degrase Tyson says there is chance that our universe is actually in a black hole. We are living in a black hole.
Think about it... black hole... or as it's known in scientific terms, the anus of the universe. It's how the universe gets rid of stuff. Just like a butt hole.
Therefore. Anal sex IS everything. Scientifically speaking.
Think about it... black hole... or as it's known in scientific terms, the anus of the universe. It's how the universe gets rid of stuff. Just like a butt hole.
Therefore. Anal sex IS everything. Scientifically speaking.
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06-17-2020, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
The world is a butthole, set to draiiiinNeil Degrase Tyson says there is chance that our universe is actually in a black hole. We are living in a black hole.
Think about it... black hole... or as it's known in scientific terms, the anus of the universe. It's how the universe gets rid of stuff. Just like a butt hole.
Therefore. Anal sex IS everything. Scientifically speaking.
Think about it... black hole... or as it's known in scientific terms, the anus of the universe. It's how the universe gets rid of stuff. Just like a butt hole.
Therefore. Anal sex IS everything. Scientifically speaking.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
this.The vagina is designed to be penetrated by a penis so it fits like a glove
The anus is just a ring that turns into a cavern once the entrance is breached
Vaginal sex >>>
The anus is just a ring that turns into a cavern once the entrance is breached
Vaginal sex >>>
vagina has ridges for pleasure and to keep the cum in.
anus is just super smooth. no feels and have fun getting turd residue all over your dink
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Anal is for *******s.
No wonder most miscers never grow up to have families. Instead at best having kids outta wedlock bringing more bastards into the world and discouraging other *******s from marriage and children.
No wonder most miscers never grow up to have families. Instead at best having kids outta wedlock bringing more bastards into the world and discouraging other *******s from marriage and children.
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