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post 1599188981 03-06-2020, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By jfloycp
Showering with ur kiddos is a thing?

Maybe never having seen my dads wiener is what made me turn-out queer AF
Counterintuitive, but sitting in a small bathtub together with your dad behind you naked is crucial for a heathly heterosexual development.
post 1599189111 03-06-2020, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By El
bump just for Bison.
Weren't you the same bitch pussy aching last night about me posting?

Or do I have you confused with some other Timmy?

Recap for the uninformed:

Conquistador was crying like a bitch last night saying he can't stand my posting etc.

The irony being that Timmy can't help but to seek out and beg for my attention, like bumping this thread.

Imagine supposedly hating someone yet also being desperate for their attention, copying their post and mannerisms etc.

Sound like Timmy's just mad he's a wannabe poor mans version of me.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1599189131 03-06-2020, 04:15 PM
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Mother f'r used to almost down me when he put my face to the water stream.


Can't wait until he gets old and has to shower with me.
post 1599189421 03-06-2020, 04:20 PM
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Yeah I remember, I mean where else did you learn to jerk off? Just lol if you were an autodidact and didn't learn proper form.
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post 1599189481 03-06-2020, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Strong thread bumps here.


That being said... I just got out of the shower with my 2yr old like 20 minutes ago. He gets super excited about taking a "show wa"

Fuk outta here with your sexual chit *******s. Nothing wrong with showering with your own fuking child.
No **** but try explaining that to fatherless losers.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1599189511 03-06-2020, 04:21 PM
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I've never done it
post 1599189711 03-06-2020, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By El
bump just for Bison.
At least half the thread agrees with me.

All you really did was outed yourself as a fatherless loser who's obsessed with me so no real news there.

Too bad for you that dad split when the fruit didn't fall far enough from the **** genes tree.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1599189761 03-06-2020, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
I don't remember my dad but I do remember both my boys.

I even made up a song that I'd sing for them while in there.

They loved it.

I miss them being little. My middle boy is a senior in HS and it's really hitting me that he'll be gone soon.
The majority of what this ******* posts is pure malarkey. But this chit is real life.
post 1599197711 03-06-2020, 06:34 PM
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I remember my dad having a big old hog. Dad dicks are huge.
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post 1599200701 03-06-2020, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Strong thread bumps here.


That being said... I just got out of the shower with my 2yr old like 20 minutes ago. He gets super excited about taking a "show wa"

Fuk outta here with your sexual chit *******s. Nothing wrong with showering with your own fuking child.
That used to make me feel grown up or something.

Kinda like him bringing me with to help work on his car (even though I was really just his "gopher" and I'd get bored and leave after like ten minutes)
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1606272831 05-30-2020, 03:20 PM
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post 1606273311 05-30-2020, 03:25 PM
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Dude you make it like I shy away from something I openly admitted.

Not only that but I don't wanna rain on your autistic parade, but threads filled with about 50% well respected posters from the site.

The other 50% are losers like you spamming your autistic screeching over and over.

Even the idea that you think that would be some sort of brilliant move shows just how stupid and under equipped you are.

I'm too real for you Timmy, if you wanna bother me you gotta come see me.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1606274061 05-30-2020, 03:33 PM
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yes i remember

I remember screaming "IM NOT GAYYYYYY"

and they put me in the tub with my dad


then i droppe dthe soap and he saoid "DONT DROP THE SOAP"

i said why

then he dropped teh soap and i hit him over the head with the shampoo bottle and said " IM NOT GAY"
post 1606274251 05-30-2020, 03:35 PM
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LMFAO dude's either rounding up his loser buddies or logging onto his aliases.

Some life.

I gotta get out and win Timmy.

Have fun posting here though.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1606274271 05-30-2020, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Dude you make it like I shy away from something I openly admitted.

Not only that but I don't wanna rain on your autistic parade, but threads filled with about 50% well respected posters from the site.

The other 50% are losers like you spamming your autistic screeching over and over.

Even the idea that you think that would be some sort of brilliant move shows just how stupid and under equipped you are.

I'm too real for you Timmy, if you wanna bother me you gotta come see me.
The fact was mad enough to bump this thread means you're living rent free in his head.
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post 1606274571 05-30-2020, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage
The fact was mad enough to bump this thread means you're living rent free in his head.
Of course.

He only did it cause I was clowning on him in another thread.

I don't care though.

Look at the first few pages and you'll see plenty of the most respected posters on the site agreeing.

Of course I tried to be a little funny about the wording just cause, well that's funny and interesting, two things Timmy up there has no concept of.

Like I said, it's not working, I don't feel it Timmy



I gotta go lift.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1606274801 05-30-2020, 03:42 PM
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Just came here to say I had a great childhood and my dad was present for the entirety of it.
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post 1606283191 05-30-2020, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Dude you make it like I shy away from something I openly admitted.

Not only that but I don't wanna rain on your autistic parade, but threads filled with about 50% well respected posters from the site.

The other 50% are losers like you spamming your autistic screeching over and over.

Even the idea that you think that would be some sort of brilliant move shows just how stupid and under equipped you are.

I'm too real for you Timmy, if you wanna bother me you gotta come see me.
Originally Posted By MBisonSon
LMFAO dude's either rounding up his loser buddies or logging onto his aliases.

Some life.

I gotta get out and win Timmy.

Have fun posting here though.
Originally Posted By MBisonSon
Of course.

He only did it cause I was clowning on him in another thread.

I don't care though.

Look at the first few pages and you'll see plenty of the most respected posters on the site agreeing.

Of course I tried to be a little funny about the wording just cause, well that's funny and interesting, two things Timmy up there has no concept of.

Like I said, it's not working, I don't feel it Timmy



I gotta go lift.
"spamming your autistic screeching over and over"







"autistic screeching"






"autistic"


post 1606283601 05-30-2020, 05:32 PM
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That was what we normals call a "dialogue".

Find another real live human who can tolerate your presence long enough and give it a try sometime Timmy.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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My sister and mom took showers together as late as when she was 16 years old.

That's how women save time so they can spend a hour doing makeup.
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you wanna learn how to shower? then teach yourself son
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I grew up in a normal family, so no. Sorry OP
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OP's Daddy made him zuck the daddy dik. Probably got poked in the butthole too. It explains your erratic and unsensible posts.
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Never the shower, but bathed with my dad as a kid, was fuarking disgusted by his junk srs.

I bath with my kids now occasionally, but wear my board shorts lmao. 100% srs.


I’ve also showered with 100s of dudes over my lifetime, Rugby teams and in the forces.


A man doesn’t give a fuk.

A micro cock, self conscious cuck or a former victim of abuse would tho..
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Originally Posted By RedInsectNProud
I grew up in a normal family, so no. Sorry OP
I wouldn't consider an upbringing that makes you throw tantrums like upping this thread every time you get negged "normal".

Unless by "normal" you mean soft and beta.

If so then you're definitely "normal".

Timmy.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah
Never the shower, but bathed with my dad as a kid, was fuarking disgusted by his junk srs.

I bath with my kids now occasionally, but wear my board shorts lmao. 100% srs.


I’ve also showered with 100s of dudes over my lifetime, Rugby teams and in the forces.


A man doesn’t give a fuk.

A micro cock, self conscious cuck or a former victim of abuse would tho..
LOL how Timmy up there doesn't realize that every time a Timmy ups this thread more and more alpha, respected posters cosign me while he Screeches like tires at a dragstrip.

Dude's just making him and his kind look worse and worse.

😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
I wouldn't consider an upbringing that makes you throw tantrums like upping this thread every time you get negged "normal".

Unless by "normal" you mean soft and beta.

If so then you're definitely "normal".

Timmy.
You can't handle the bants when it gets turned back on you.
I didn't realize, I'll be more gentle in future.
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the **** kinda gay muslim **** is this
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I wouldn't shower with that fat slob even if someone paid me too
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