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Thread: Alright, there's a highlighter stuck in my ass

post 1610350931 07-12-2020, 06:04 AM
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Alright, there's a highlighter stuck in my ass

I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause it's really starting to hurt. It's stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while you're chitting.

The cap came off, and there is no ink inside.

I really don't wanna go to the hospital... it's not easy to make an excuse for that.

How the fk do I get it out?

I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of chit.

I need help. Fast.
post 1610351281 07-12-2020, 06:09 AM
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Not sheriff srs. ER and EMS have seen stuff like this before in a far more hilarious fashion. My friend had a patient who came in with a vase in his ass that had to be surgically removed. He claimed he was walking around naked and fell on it (doctors and nurses all knew it was BS). After removal, he wanted the vase back because it was his mother’s and she passed away. They couldn’t give it back to him because it had been inside him and was therefore contaminated, so the hospital got rid of it.
post 1610358701 07-12-2020, 08:30 AM
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bump for OP's ass
post 1610358881 07-12-2020, 08:35 AM
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If serious you are going to have to go to hospital. Also what color is it?
post 1610358931 07-12-2020, 08:36 AM
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Just go to er. I'm a firefighter and have seen this kind of stuff a good bit before. you're not the only idiot to shove something up your ass.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

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post 1610359041 07-12-2020, 08:38 AM
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post 1610359081 07-12-2020, 08:39 AM
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Damn rookie, i could get 16 up there. i have to use a rubber band to hold them together past a certain point.
post 1610359151 07-12-2020, 08:40 AM
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Okay, get the lid, hold it tight, probably best to make a fist - push it up and snap the lid back on then pull the lot out again.
post 1610359181 07-12-2020, 08:40 AM
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pasta/10
post 1610359501 07-12-2020, 08:45 AM
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post 1610359821 07-12-2020, 08:51 AM
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And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1610361111 07-12-2020, 09:12 AM
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"i fell on it"
post 1610361151 07-12-2020, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
If serious you are going to have to go to hospital. Also what color is it?
Probably brown/red
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post 1610361221 07-12-2020, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am⏩
probably brown/red
lol
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

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post 1610361281 07-12-2020, 09:15 AM
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Sucks to be you OP! lol
Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
Not sheriff srs. ER and EMS have seen stuff like this before in a far more hilarious fashion. My friend had a patient who came in with a vase in his ass that had to be surgically removed. He claimed he was walking around naked and fell on it (doctors and nurses all knew it was BS).After removal, he wanted the vase back because it was his mother’s and she passed away. They couldn’t give it back to him because it had been inside him and was therefore contaminated, so the hospital got rid of it.
OMG! LMAO!
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post 1610361591 07-12-2020, 09:20 AM
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go to police
tell them iam a highlighter
smuggler, youll be arrested and
taken care off..
post 1610361751 07-12-2020, 09:22 AM
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Go to the hospital. This is a serious issue. They are medical professionals and will only laugh behind your back and not to your face. It happens.
post 1610361821 07-12-2020, 09:23 AM
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Was gonna say lube + needle nose pliers but you said you tried this.

Drink a bunch of ex lax maybe?

Good luck if srs
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post 1610361911 07-12-2020, 09:24 AM
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OP do you have any friends with really long fingers?
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1610390861 07-12-2020, 03:21 PM
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Any updates
post 1610390981 07-12-2020, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
the fuk did I just read
You tell me cause I am confused.
post 1610391461 07-12-2020, 03:28 PM
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Send a few G. I. Joes on a mission to get it out?
Participating at my own risk
post 1610391541 07-12-2020, 03:29 PM
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Try sticking a pineapple up there next time.
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