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» Going to be a first time dad. Also, it's a girl. I am fukt.
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post 1610359801 07-12-2020, 08:51 AM
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Going to be a first time dad. Also, it's a girl. I am fukt.

Aren't I
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post 1610360041 07-12-2020, 08:55 AM
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Had my first just over a month ago. You're in for a ride but being a dad is great.































I had a boy though, so get fukt
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1610360081 07-12-2020, 08:56 AM
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14 years from now, you'll walk into her room one morning to wake her up for pancakes and you'll see an adult BBC.
post 1610360141 07-12-2020, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me
14 years from now, you'll walk into her room one morning to wake her up for pancakes and you'll see an adult BBC.
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post 1610360171 07-12-2020, 08:57 AM
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post 1610360221 07-12-2020, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By macrocrunch
Aren't I
Congrats op!

Also, dont let her use the internet til shes atleast 30
If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary

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post 1610360271 07-12-2020, 08:59 AM
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Nope. Congrats. It’s a beautiful thing.
post 1610360281 07-12-2020, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By roko79
Congrats op!

Also, dont let her use the internet til shes atleast 30
how come
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post 1610360361 07-12-2020, 09:01 AM
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post 1610360401 07-12-2020, 09:02 AM
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post 1610360581 07-12-2020, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Where is the raising daughters copy pasta
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually **** her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to **** her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
post 1610360771 07-12-2020, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
She will be on Tik Tok by age 6 prolly

Not even exaggerating. That’s kids these days.
cant be on tiktok if you dont have a device nomsayin
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post 1610360841 07-12-2020, 09:09 AM
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Awwwww that's exciting! Congrats!
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post 1610360991 07-12-2020, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually **** her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to **** her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Yep. The father should have the dibs on that pussy

wait what
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post 1610361081 07-12-2020, 09:12 AM
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Fix your attitude for this now.

You can be a good father and raise a good girl. Being aware of societal issues is fine but going into the situation with an outcome of “she’s gonna be a sloot.. etc” is dooming your situation and your daughter from the beginning. Instead focus on raising an intelligent young lady with good morals. Be strict on TV, tablets, internet.. etc. my boys are only poorly behaved when coming home from someplace like their grandparents where they watch TV a lot. We only allow a movie or show once or twice a week at home. We do not hand them their tablets to get them to be zombies for a bit so me and my wife can get a break. Technology is not a babysitter, it works because it is addicting but causes tons of behavioral issues.

Don’t take the easy way out in raising your child. Listen to her, give her guidance, and lead by example.

Best advice I can give boyo. It’s possible to raise a good human being, misc memes may include the majority of people but their are exceptions, raise one of them.

Focus on the future you want for your child and create that. Don’t focus on the outcome you don’t want or you may end up creating that instead.
post 1610361451 07-12-2020, 09:18 AM
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Time to lay down n rot buddy boy. RIP in pieces op
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post 1610361541 07-12-2020, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Fix your attitude for this now.

You can be a good father and raise a good girl.

Best advice I can give boyo. It’s possible to raise a good human being, misc memes may include the majority of people but their are exceptions, raise one of them.

Focus on the future you want for your child and create that. Don’t focus on the outcome you don’t want or you may end up creating that instead.
Snipped, but second this.

Teach her to be self-sufficient and have self-respect. Let her be an individual.

Also, despite the misc meme, if you look at any recent studies sexual activity among teens has been trending downward.

Being a parent is a next level kind of love. Higher highs, lower lows, and a kind of vulnerability that only other parents really get.
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post 1610361611 07-12-2020, 09:20 AM
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Congrats brah!
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post 1610361661 07-12-2020, 09:21 AM
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post 1610361681 07-12-2020, 09:21 AM
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Same here. The mother is an idiot too.


Not much we can do except set and hold behavior to a certain standard. No "daddys little princess" bull****. You go against the standard and youre out of my life. You abide by the standard of behavior I set and we can have a relationship.

Teach her about your family history, where she comes from, legacy etc. Show her God, if youre an atheist better fake it anyways.


All you can do.



Congrats btw. Not all girls turn out bad many do but thats from weak fathers. Dont be oppressive but dont be weak. Best to introduce her to your hobbies and hope something sticks before she gets hers from someone else.

Showing my daughter guns, harleys and video games first chance I can. Rather she be some nerd gamer chick than an online wh0re.
post 1610361941 07-12-2020, 09:24 AM
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post 1610361971 07-12-2020, 09:25 AM
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Nah dude, you'll be fine.
post 1610362231 07-12-2020, 09:29 AM
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No you will be fine.

Your daughter is gonna have sex one day. Might be with dudes, might be with girls. Get used to that right now.

Instead, focus on raising her not to be a dumb TikTok sloot, instathot or twitter whore. Be a good example as a man so she can know to stay away from stupid fukboys and get someone morally strong, outgoing, preferably lifts and is intelligent who strives to advance themselves and by that extension her as well.
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hopefully she is good looking and has good looking friends... then i highly suggest you get pool/hot tub installed.
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post 1610362631 07-12-2020, 09:33 AM
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I have a 3 yo daughter and so far it's been an awesome experience. I can say from my limited experience, to create a strong family bond and environment. The better relationship you have with her, then the less likely she'll turn out to be some dirty whore.
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post 1610364091 07-12-2020, 09:52 AM
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Congrats bruh

My son was born last week, so far my sleep schedule is fukd
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post 1610364111 07-12-2020, 09:52 AM
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sorry bro its over

also congratulations
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Congrats Bruh. Having a daughter is great. Just be present in her life
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