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post 1610397581 07-12-2020, 04:33 PM
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Has anyone ever had girlfriend experience package from an escort? Srs

I did that out of curiosity a year ago. Some guy I know told me a new escort moved in to his apartment and he can hook me up. Said fuk it why not and called her. She was friendly enough on the phone and told me about her different packages such as gf experience. Could even go out with her, take her to parties& meetings etc. I said I just wanted sex but gf sex. Paid double the amount.

Was weird. We fukked in 3 different positions, kissed a lot and she as yelling "My Husband! My Husband!" all the time. As I was leaving she told me not to forget to pick up the kids (wtf) from school.

Not sure if that was it. Might have that again but from a different escort.
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post 1610398201 07-12-2020, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By HouseOfISRAEL⏩
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What
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
What
hes retarded ignore him.
But no I haven't tried it
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Try the boyfriend experience package next time. You can save $20 *******.
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post 1610398921 07-12-2020, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By F.A.P.⏩
Try the boyfriend experience package next time. You can save $20 *******.
Find a $20 escort anywhere and we'll fukk together
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Paying for a girlfriend experience is one of the most pathetic and cucked things I can imagine somebody spending their money on. Legit 1 tier below blowing that money on meth and locking yourself in a basement for a week. At least the deluded reality that a drug addict lives in is drug-induced, as opposed to a guy who is deranged enough to pay for a fake gf.
post 1610399901 07-12-2020, 04:59 PM
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Just lol @ op
post 1610417411 07-12-2020, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Paying for a girlfriend experience is one of the most pathetic and cucked things I can imagine somebody spending their money on. Legit 1 tier below blowing that money on meth and locking yourself in a basement for a week. At least the deluded reality that a drug addict lives in is drug-induced, as opposed to a guy who is deranged enough to pay for a fake gf.
You're paying for a fake GF though. If it was a real GF experience she'd be nagging you to take out the trash and go to her parents place instead of sucking your cock.
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
post 1610428141 07-12-2020, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
You're paying for a fake GF though. If it was a real GF experience she'd be nagging you to take out the trash and go to her parents place instead of sucking your cock.
This. Imagine paying for the girlfriend experience and she tells you 'not in the ass in hurts too much, hold me'. or 'my head hurts can we just cuddle andwatch tv?'

just pay for the hooker experience where you treat her like you dont know her and she can just take your cash with no strings attached
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So basically you paid her double to say different words.

Protip OP: Escorts will have sex with you because you're paying them. Three positions, etc is standard. Same with kissing usually unless you're gross. Don't waste your money next time. If you become a regular you can basically do whatever you want.
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I pay for the spank me daddy experience
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lmfao wtf
turk military full of betas apparently. gulen did this.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lmfao wtf
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Try the extended cousin experience you hillbilly fok.

Jk glad you had fun
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
So basically you paid her double to say different words.

Protip OP: Escorts will have sex with you because you're paying them. Three positions, etc is standard. Same with kissing usually unless you're gross. Don't waste your money next time. If you become a regular you can basically do whatever you want.
LMFAOOOOO what kinda moron kisses a prostitute?
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Paid double the amount.

Was weird. We fukked in 3 different positions, kissed a lot and she as yelling "My Husband! My Husband!" all the time. As I was leaving she told me not to forget to pick up the kids (wtf) from school.
LOL, not sheriff serious. You paid double for gf experience, and got wife experience, should cost half lol, my boner would have been pretty much dead
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This simply cannot be real.
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Aren't you embarrassed that you have to pay for sex?

This stuff goes deep into your subconsciousness.

One day you're gonna wake up or get into a situation where this will all come crashing down.

It's gonna be absolutely brutal. Be prepared for this, crash and burn.
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That's a miscers daughter, OP
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Brah

Why don't you just go and pick-up any random chick at a club in Turkey, it's not like they're hard to find especially there lmao

Don't stoop this low man
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fuking lost it at 'pick up the kids from school'


fuking lmao


i think most escorts will have a few screws loose
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Find a $20 escort anywhere and we'll fukk together
No homo?
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That's just sad OP
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How about some fuking pics of her at least?
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Brah

Why don't you just go and pick-up any random chick at a club in Turkey, it's not like they're hard to find especially there lmao

Don't stoop this low man
Clubs you aren't allowed to enter without a female.
Originally Posted By Ladiessman217⏩
Aren't you embarrassed that you have to pay for sex?

This stuff goes deep into your subconsciousness.

One day you're gonna wake up or get into a situation where this will all come crashing down.

It's gonna be absolutely brutal. Be prepared for this, crash and burn.
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