Rofl 🤣

Once again I gotta bring up your join date.... in almost 7 years here, have you ever seen the Misc be something other than a cringe binge?

do you know how many men's cawks you've sat on? (srs)

it's easy to forget when you do casual sex

Took fukking 13 pages for someone to say this.

Kind of disappointed in you, Misc

What is extreme casual sex and reasonable casual sex - like what is the #?

Because OP has tits

And yet here you are, reading all of our posts. Who's sadder here?It wasn't meant to be. Just like your recent lifestyle choice, SS's is her choice too. She's very vocal about how she doesn't want a serious commitment and really is looking to have fun. I have no problems with hers and your lifestyles. Just pointing out the moral deviance.Nothing wrong with being single. Again, like SS, if you're clear about what you want and what you don't want - it's fine. As long as you're not leading people on.

Most people want to be in a committed relationship. At least those who get older and want kids, settle down. The life-long party-ers rarely end up happy. Just my opinion.No, not about the casual sex (although that's a part of it). Simply put, if I were a dude, you'd bring zero to the relationship other than sex. Admittedly, you want someone to financially take care of you while you travel around and see the world. You don't like housework, have a mediocre job (?), and seemingly don't want kids. You're attracted to younger men who seem to be out of your league. A serious dude who wants to settle down with someone who is going to be a supportive partner wouldn't look to you.

Again, I think you know this already and that's why you are attracted to a certain type of guy (younger, chad, certain lack of responsibility). Which is fine, more power to you. But if tomorrow you decided you wanted a more serious dude - you'll have to bring something else to the table other than your looks and "fun to be around" persona you say you have. That's just not enough in a serious relationship.

Sorry not sorry

I don't read any posts more than a few lines long. Skim the first line sometimes.
This one included.

Silence is a good poster. Always keeps it within 100 characters.

Oh come on. You know full well my threads rarely go far.
Even ones I'm clearly drunkenly attention whoring in.

People are actually responding and chatting about said responses. I haven't done chit in this thread.

You can still continue drunken attentionwhoring too

Your thread are all a dozen pages at least which doesnt happen on the misc anymore.

It's cus tits.

Which ones? Only one I can think of besides this one is my fatass thread. Which I bump on occasion.

- Just want someone I get along with every day, even if we aren't always doing fun chit.

- Attractive enough to fuk, but doesn't even have to be remotely "hot", especially in MISC terms.

- I don't want to argue. I cannot stand arguing with people.

- I don't want to have "I'm so tired of her ****" thoughts. I don't want her to be someone I feel like I often have to "put up" with.

- She needs to be independent. Have her own fuking hobbies and let me have mine. Take care of her own chit. I don't want to be attached at the hip or have to be included in everything in their life.

- I want an equal partner, be it in regards to money, taking care of the house, cooking, everything. Ain't **** "My job" and ain't **** "her job", we in it together, we can do it together.

- Can't be a person who has to fill the silence constantly with random fuking chatter. Can't be super into social media. Not for insecurity reasons that most of the MISC moans about, but because I've never met a person, male or female, who scrolls IG/Snapchat constantly that is interesting to hang out with.

- She has to have read at least 50 books in her life. The number is arbitrary, but basically, people who don't read books are fuking toolbags, no thx.

-I'm an adult, and so is she. I'm not asking permission to do something unless it directly involves her. I also don't want someone asking me permission to do chit, I'm not ur mom.

- Does not try to change me in anyway, and loves me for who I am. I am always gonna do me. You either like who that person is, or go find someone else. There isn't such a thing in life as someone you can't live without.

- I don't do jealousy at all. I don't get jealous, and I will not tolerate it. Drama in general. I don't do it. This can probably go hand in hand with I don't like to argue. I just want to live a peaceful fuking life with someone.

- Never uses sex as leverage. Let's me smash when I'm horny. Must initiate sex when they are horny. No fuking games or subtle suggestions to try to get me to initiate. When I want to smash, I'mma try to smash, I expect them to do the same.

- Must be a good mother.



I think that's about it. But I already found it. Been with her 14 years, put a baby in her 3 years ago, and married her 4 months ago.

I can understand that in this era.

Umm the one where you were talking about how you sleep with random girls even though you're married with kids.

Toufukkinche

I forgot about that one

I’m only looking for the best. Will not settle. Going for that power couple time.

If I had a choice..
Tall
white
not sjw type
athletic to at least some extent. Some girls have this ugly posture and no muscle mass from a life of no exercise and its the biggest turn off.

Non smoker
preferably non drinker

So those are traits that make you attractive. Things you have or don't have. Those aren't things you do in a relationship to keep someone interested. Not having a tattoo isn't something you offer in a relationship. Being loving or affectionate, slim, looking nice, being groomed etc are all physical traits and related to sex/intimacy. Everyone thinks they're educated, what sort of job do you have? What do you provide besides sex?

Also you are indeed pretty shallow and tend to only talk about what dudes look like. That's by far the most important thing you value, then how much partners he has and so on.

The point is, you don't really offer much in terms of being a partner someone would want to settle for. Muzzie is completely right. And that's fine. I'm not a fan of how shallow you are personally, but I don't dislike you. If you have all those traits and are honest and loyal then you're probably great at doing the friend w/ benefit thing to one person at a time and you're happy with that for now so it's all good.

Some people just aren't meant for relationships.

These guys are couple goals

Respecful
Loving
Sexually attractive
Lots of female friends
Intelligent
Financially independent
Funny
Responsible
Knows how to dress
Cooks
Great with kids
Blonde hair, blue eyes
Slim, in shape
Likes to travel
Likes to go out

My list is:
Can put up with my crazy
Does dishes sometimes
Good hygiene
Random sense of humor (tells stories, not just jokes)
Sarcastic, but not a total *******
Handsome