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Adam Sandler and his unrealistically GORGEOUS love interests on his movies (SRS)
You guys notice how he always portraits himself as the absolute Chad that for some reason has all women falling for him? I get its his movies and he gets to do whatever the fuk he wants, but it just seriously makes me lol.
Brb 90% of his movies he is this super chill and cool sarcastic Chad that has tons of 20something goddesses after him. I mean after a while he should hire an actress with looks more realistic for him right?
Click:

Chuck and Larry:

Just go with it:


Grown ups:

Anger Management:

Deeds:

Plus countless of super young and hot no-name actresses that happen to be fuked by his fukboi not-ready-to-settle funny typical character he plays.
Brb 90% of his movies he is this super chill and cool sarcastic Chad that has tons of 20something goddesses after him. I mean after a while he should hire an actress with looks more realistic for him right?
Click:

Chuck and Larry:

Just go with it:


Grown ups:

Anger Management:

Deeds:
Plus countless of super young and hot no-name actresses that happen to be fuked by his fukboi not-ready-to-settle funny typical character he plays.
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
07-14-2020, 03:55 PM
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It's a pretty hilarious meme that he always bangs chicks way out of his league in movies. IRL his wife has a really long horse face. They are pretty looksmatched tbh.
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The ultimate casting couch abuser...
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07-14-2020, 03:58 PM
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This is the result of being a Jew in a Jewish controlled movie industry.
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You forgot julia fox


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Originally Posted By Merc009⏩
F U K I N G H N N N N N N N GYou forgot julia fox


I didn't know he produced his own movies.
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Originally Posted By degenmaxxer⏩
IRL his wife is three leagues above him srs. And the thing its these gorgeous women arent playing just the wife, thatd be a bit more realistic, hey maybe he knocked it out of the park, good for him. The problem is half his movies he is this super chased bachelor that doesnt want to commit and just goes from model to model fuking them and "tricking" them or whatever with some cringeworthy lie so he doesnt commit to them lol.It's a pretty hilarious meme that he always bangs chicks way out of his league in movies. IRL his wife has a really long horse face. They are pretty looksmatched tbh.
I mean, all the girls i posted in the OP, care to see who they have dated or married IRL? Brb Johny Deep, Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, etc
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
What's your point though, you think he is smashing on the side? It's just a movie, so he can cast whoever he wants.I mean, all the girls i posted in the OP, care to see who they have dated or married IRL? Brb Johny Deep, Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, etc
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Originally Posted By Merc009⏩
Oh wow, have not seen uncut gems but this is the most ridiculous one then, fukin lol. Brb 21 year old smoking hot HBB that would easily ghost a fukin NFL quarterback, nah she is in love with a 60 year old creepy looking jewYou forgot julia fox


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Where is Veronica Vaughn?
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Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
My point its that its just hilarious, relax big boy. Already said in the OP that since those are his movies he can do whatever the fuk he wants, just find it pretty funny.What's your point though, you think he is smashing on the side? It's just a movie, so he can cast whoever he wants.
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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He's massively obnoxious and as you say his movies are some sort of wish fulfillment fantasy. Can't stand him in his own churned out Netflix garbage, srs.
He does better in serious roles with actually talented directors like in Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems.
Also loathe his terrible crowd of pals, David Spade probably being the worst.
He does better in serious roles with actually talented directors like in Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems.
Also loathe his terrible crowd of pals, David Spade probably being the worst.
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Originally Posted By charity4thepoor⏩
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. I know from experience. You know what I mean?Where is Veronica Vaughn?
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Originally Posted By Merc009⏩
She used to sell her panties...wonder how much they go for nowadays. Looksmaximus...I'm looking at you boyoYou forgot julia fox


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That movie where he was a homo firefighter and he was supposedly this chad playboy firefighter, fkin lol.
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Originally Posted By MrDevereaux⏩
Did you see his last movie? That movie where he goes on a blind date and whatever typical cringey bull**** with a smoking hot blonde but he ends up with a more normal looking geeky but funny girl...Also loathe his terrible crowd of pals, David Spade probably being the worst.
Anyway at a certain part of the movie hes trying to convince the smoking hot girl to go out with him, and hes like "we are meant to be together! I mean you are a 10, i am a 10 too, we both smart!" and yadda yadda. I waited for the girl to laugh or something, 100% expecting it to be a joke from him (as he is actually a 6), but no, the woman never laughed or made a face or anything, i was like what the fuk this dude actually thinks he is a 10 too lmao. His whole crew is delusional
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This reminds me of an episode of this old Judd Apatow show called Undeclared.
It was based at a college. One episode Adam Sandler was coming to their campus to preform a show. All the dudes were worried he was going to bang all the sloots. The whole episode was based around Jay Barashuls character preventing his GF from seeing Adam Sandler.
Srs.
It was based at a college. One episode Adam Sandler was coming to their campus to preform a show. All the dudes were worried he was going to bang all the sloots. The whole episode was based around Jay Barashuls character preventing his GF from seeing Adam Sandler.
Srs.
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Originally Posted By ko300zx⏩
I think there was an attempt to crowdfund (miscfund) looksmaximus before.. if there was a perfect opportunity for it, this is definitely the case.She used to sell her panties...wonder how much they go for nowadays. Looksmaximus...I'm looking at you boyo
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Originally Posted By Frank
Or that one when he is a plastic surgeon that just goes banging different models every night until he decides to "settle down" with Jennifer Anniston lmaoThat movie where he was a homo firefighter and he was supposedly this chad playboy firefighter, fkin lol.
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Nothing delusional about it. They know no one is interested in their bad comedy so they throw some smoking hot chicks in everything and people go see their trash movies. Simple formula.His whole crew is delusional
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I was at a Malibu Grand Prix mini car racing place and batting cages with a gf about 20+ years ago and who was hitting in the cage next to us?
Adam Sandler.
And some super hot 18-21 year old chick.
So I can confirm, he pulled way above his weight irl too.
Adam Sandler.
And some super hot 18-21 year old chick.
So I can confirm, he pulled way above his weight irl too.
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Originally Posted By charity4thepoor⏩
Where is Veronica Vaughn?

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