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post 1610634161 07-15-2020, 12:22 AM
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Tier 1 update: I've been noticing a pattern when it comes to consumption

1. 95% of drivers of large SUVs and trucks are manlets. They also have small sized wives and small children/ children-sized adult children.

2. In furniture stores, small sized couple almost always enquire about king sized beds even though a single could accommodate their child-sized bodies plus some.

3. small families often eat value sized meals and is the reason why a lot of manlet families are overweight and resemble donuts.

4. manlets and small people enjoy purchasing branded products and are always wasting money on companies run by snakes.

We are certainly doing our best to destroy the world. If manlets and their miniature families lived in appropriate sized homes (i.e. coffin apartments), slept on proper sized beds, purchased small electric vehicles instead of large gas guzzlers and made rational purchase decisions, we would be in a better world.

Coffin Apartment


Suitable manlet family car


Limit purchases to here


In the meantime, while you fight your inner douchebag demon souls, the world has this message for you:

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610635011 07-15-2020, 12:39 AM
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post 1610635061 07-15-2020, 12:39 AM
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Fukingggg ded



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post 1610635201 07-15-2020, 12:43 AM
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show em op

also, no hate but isn't tier 1 the lowest tier?
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post 1610635241 07-15-2020, 12:44 AM
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that apartment looks kinda cozy tbh
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post 1610635491 07-15-2020, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88
Fukingggg ded



Post is srs. not srs. ok, semi srs.
Originally Posted By BigElephant
Manlet here, I sleep on a queen bed myself. I toss and turn about a lot at night and I need room for pillows and stuffed animals. I can't imagine sharing an equal size or smaller sleeping space with someone else, I don't think I could ever get a good night's sleep like that.
I think you need this bed



Heard if you have too much space, you toss and turn alot more. You little tosser!
Originally Posted By Rajc
100% agree lol

it's just too lulzy when you see a BMW m6 coupe pull up, 21 inch rims on it, exhaust all done, car lowered, carbon front lips etc...

then a manlet hops out

ROFL
Yeah bro, especially when the rims reach shoulder height of said manlet!

Originally Posted By expert701
show em op

also, no hate but isn't tier 1 the lowest tier?
Tier 1 is the top. Think about a pyramid. It is lonely at the top I must say.
Originally Posted By xeron
that apartment looks kinda cozy tbh
Exactly. Why go for 3,000 sqft when 10 sqft could easily fit a manlet, their family and inlaws?
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610635591 07-15-2020, 12:54 AM
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post 1610635681 07-15-2020, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant
I would literally have a panic attack in a bed like that I'm claustrophobic as hell lol. It also takes me a while to get to sleep, I have to change positions a lot. Used to sleep on a twin bed like 7 years ago and woke up on the floor and hanging off the side a lot lol.
Damn, well it could be worse. Here is an example of the freedom a tainted manlet/ small ugly person's soul has when they get to sleep on a bed that is not suitable for them

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610635731 07-15-2020, 12:59 AM
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jfl at manlets and their huge cars
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post 1610635911 07-15-2020, 01:03 AM
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I've realized OP is actually JP from Grandma's Boy.

1. OP always talking about Tier 1 intelligence, like JP was always proclaiming he was a genius.

2. OP doesn't do much lifting, lankcel as evidenced by his avi

3. OP is a tea aficionado, probably eats sushi etc. cause he thinks that's what geniuses do and people from the future.

4. Clearly struggles with women

5. Made several threads about wanting robot legs.





In summary OP is miscs version of JP.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

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post 1610636081 07-15-2020, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal


jfl at manlets and their huge cars
Wow, so my Tier 1 suggestion really would make the world a better place.



Next we need to reduce the rage inside existing manlets' souls and then ensure we neuter all manlets to stop the carnage from repeating itself generation after generation.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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OP makes some good points. Repped.
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post 1610636301 07-15-2020, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy
Post is srs. not srs. ok, semi srs.
I would pay a seat ticket price to watch you seminar your co workers on manlets and their destruction of the world, srs
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post 1610636471 07-15-2020, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88
I would pay a seat ticket price to watch you seminar your co workers on manlets and their destruction of the world, srs
I actually convinced all the office hotties to only bang tall guys - i.e. me. They used to tell me how disgusting manlets are and how funny it was that there were children working with adults. srs

I am humanities only hope.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1610636551 07-15-2020, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88
I would pay a seat ticket price to watch you seminar your co workers on manlets and their destruction of the world, srs
Oh boy IN for TED talk
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what do you classify as classic manlet height?

I've got a few vertically challenged friends and the only one who strikes me as a comical hyper-midget is 5'5. His fiancé is also a tiny and they fit points 2, 3, 4 to a tee (particularly the squidgy donut bodies. Flat, hobbit like feet means they never exercise).

My buddies who are 5'8 - 5'9 more closely resemble upright man and their shortcomings are only noticeable when stood next to a doorframe or vehicle or other person or any object really
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post 1610637351 07-15-2020, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am
what do you classify as classic manlet height?

I've got a few vertically challenged friends and the only one who strikes me as a comical hyper-midget is 5'5. His fiancé is also a tiny and they fit points 2, 3, 4 to a tee (particularly the squidgy donut bodies. Flat, hobbit like feet means they never exercise).

My buddies who are 5'8 - 5'9 more closely resemble upright man and their shortcomings are only noticeable when stood next to a doorframe or vehicle or other person or any object really
Average height worldwide without counting 34th world malnourished nations is 5'7

Anything under that is a classic bb .com manlet



Lol @ their natural half reps on push/pull exercises, bolobrah is the perfect example

Wingspans of a meerkat, srs


Spoiler!
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*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

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post 1610637491 07-15-2020, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88
Average height worldwide without counting 34th world malnourished nations is 5'7

Anything under that is a classic bb .com manlet



Lol @ their natural half reps on push/pull exercises, bolobrah is the perfect example

Wingspans of a meerkat, srs
Sounds about right. On recharge.
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post 1610649981 07-15-2020, 06:45 AM
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Fascinating, OP. You are solely responsible for the misc’s inculcation on all things manlet and betterment of humankind. You are a stalwart of the misc.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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This seems appropriate


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