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post 1610747151 07-16-2020, 05:54 AM
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If You Were Chris Pratt's Character in PASSENGERS, Would You Wake Up a Sloot?

Since you were awoken prematurely and will be alone til you die, would you have woken up an pretty girl(or dude)? Or will you just live the rest of your life alone in the space ship?
post 1610747281 07-16-2020, 05:56 AM
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Wake up a couple of sloots for a gangbang!
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Take off my clothes and hang myself naked right at the entrance to the main hall. By the time everyone would have woken up, I'd have decomposed into a skeleton. What a way for everyone on board to be ushered into a new life.
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post 1610748161 07-16-2020, 06:12 AM
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Everyone that’s useful is behind locked doors. Imagine waking up another dude for him to realise that to bang you gotta go homo on top of life sentence on a ship lol
Better to wake a slot
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Surely in those 1000's of people he could have found a better looking one.
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Wake em up.
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post 1610750691 07-16-2020, 06:56 AM
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Just one? I'd wake up at least 6.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1610750881 07-16-2020, 06:58 AM
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no

but I'd def murder whoever woke me up
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I wouldn't wake any up, nowutimsayin
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Whenever someone brings up this movie I always get disappointed because it wasn't from the perspective of Jennifer Lawrence's character. Movie would've been 10x better
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who's this crisp rat?

and wood wake up everyone/10
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It's better when they aren't moving
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edit nvm



read the thread question wrong
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Least 100 sloots. Then I'd have a 1/100 shot at hitting some sugarwalls
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Originally Posted By Amp30⏩
Whenever someone brings up this movie I always get disappointed because it wasn't from the perspective of Jennifer Lawrence's character. Movie would've been 10x better
Probably Chris Pratt aint enough and gonna wake up 50 chads and have a gangbang.
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Fukkk imagine waking up a hottie and she doesn’t fall in love with you. That would suck.
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Yeah, but what if that sloot starts waking up other chads?
post 1610758581 07-16-2020, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Scottybby⏩
Yeah, but what if that sloot starts waking up other chads?
There are no police/justice system in that spaceship. Nomsayin?
post 1610758961 07-16-2020, 08:50 AM
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Would kill all the men in their sleep and then wake up every sloot and live like a fukking suicide bomber in the afterlife
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thats the most gapped up lazy wrote movie
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Least 100 sloots. Then I'd have a 1/100 shot at hitting some sugarwalls
I've worked in offices full of women and the thought of being the only dude trapped on a ship with 100 sloots gives me hives.
post 1610761431 07-16-2020, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By AltarOfPlagues⏩
thats the most gapped up lazy wrote movie
Is it? I haven't seen it, but it sounds like a pretty interesting concept, would be disappointing if they wasted it.
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