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post 1611313961 07-22-2020, 12:32 AM
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PSA: buy fkkin Tsla stock at open tomorrow.

Yes I'm serious. All anyone has talked about for a week is their earnings report. Elon just tweeted the night before the earnings call:



He's basically talking chit even though he's very likely going to get another SEC violation for it. They must have fkkn crushed it or he wouldn't be swinging his dick on Twitter at midnight before earnings.
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post 1611314311 07-22-2020, 12:37 AM
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Ok.
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1611314401 07-22-2020, 12:40 AM
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Ok.
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post 1611314531 07-22-2020, 12:41 AM
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No.
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post 1611314651 07-22-2020, 12:45 AM
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How's your portfolio doing? Post positions, doof.

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post 1611314671 07-22-2020, 12:45 AM
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Yes, I'm quite sure that the worldwide lockdowns have boosted their sales numbers.


It's an overvalued pump'n dump scheme, nothing more.
post 1611314801 07-22-2020, 12:48 AM
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tesla is one of the most overvalued stocks right now and you want people to buy it at an all time high? did your wife give you the credit card again? inb4 grounded
post 1611314811 07-22-2020, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Yes, I'm quite sure that the worldwide lockdowns have boosted their sales numbers.


It's an overvalued pump'n dump scheme, nothing more.
Bro I thought that when it was $500/share. TSLA to the mooooon.
post 1611314841 07-22-2020, 12:49 AM
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^^^ she looks more doable the more I see of her.

I ended up maxed do the gills on my margin today. Was going to unload my Tsla positions if it cracked 1625 after the dip. Got to like 1615 and crashed. Looks like I got lucky.

Also have a lot of AAPL and FB. Have some $80 Sbux calls I don't think will print.
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post 1611314851 07-22-2020, 12:49 AM
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kind of missed the boat there champ
post 1611314911 07-22-2020, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
kind of missed the boat there champ
Stocks only go up
post 1611315021 07-22-2020, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
tesla is one of the most overvalued stocks right now and you want people to buy it at an all time high? did your wife give you the credit card again? inb4 grounded
Overvalued compared to... ?

There is no other viable electric car company. They are going to end up with 75% market share. People using P/E ratios to analyze them are living in the Stone Age. People used to call it a Ponzi scheme, etc. Then Elon literally became the guy NASA contracts with to shoot people into space.

Also, the idea isn't to hold the stonk for the next six years. It's that people have a legit chance to make 10-15% easy profit in like, two days.
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post 1611315071 07-22-2020, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Stocks only go up
post 1611315091 07-22-2020, 12:53 AM
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Inb4 stock dump
post 1611315301 07-22-2020, 12:58 AM
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I will buy it when it's below $100 again
post 1611315611 07-22-2020, 01:06 AM
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post 1611315641 07-22-2020, 01:07 AM
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Did not see Tesla be on some high roller chit with their stock

Sup with da divadends doe?
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post 1611315841 07-22-2020, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Overvalued compared to... ?

There is no other viable electric car company. They are going to end up with 75% market share.People using P/E ratios to analyze them are living in the Stone Age. People used to call it a Ponzi scheme, etc. Then Elon literally became the guy NASA contracts with to shoot people into space.

Also, the idea isn't to hold the stonk for the next six years. It's that people have a legit chance to make 10-15% easy profit in like, two days.
Ok boyo, except for every major carmaker ever. But keep dreaming.


Factories were closed, production and sales are completely fuked and you're saying that the earnings report will make the stocks skyrocket.
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Originally Posted By patagucci⏩
Does everyone on this fuking forum have a Wharton mba and run a fuking hedge fund ?
They are all seasoned derivatives traders from the elite French education system and banks.
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brb miscers going all in scraping their last cents to buy 2 tesla stocks and make or lose $200.
post 1611316141 07-22-2020, 01:23 AM
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Current market cap of TSLA means that every car TSLA sells in 2020 is valued at $3 million each.

Yeah....it's over valued. Doesn't mean it can't go up more but I am not a buyer.
post 1611316231 07-22-2020, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By patagucci⏩
Does everyone on this fuking forum have a Wharton mba and run a fuking hedge fund ?
Can confirm I do. I am a mere portfolio manager though.
post 1611316251 07-22-2020, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
Current market cap of TSLA means that every car TSLA sells in 2020 is valued at $3 million each.

Yeah....it's over valued. Doesn't mean it can't go up more but I am not a buyer.
I mean, btc has never sold a single car and is worth $9k

This isn't the real world anymore
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post 1611316431 07-22-2020, 01:34 AM
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****ing ****. 3 months ago I was telling my co-workers one day tsla is going to be a 2k stock.

Instead one day tsla is going to be the most valued company in the usa.
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Originally Posted By patagucci⏩
Does everyone on this fuking forum have a Wharton mba and run a fuking hedge fund ?
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Fook Elon and fook Tesla.
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Anyone else catch Dave Portnoy's attempt to be a day trader? Supposedly down $18M lmao.

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I guess this thread means Tesla will be taking a dive today...
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When the weird cat guy on a homosexual bodybuilding forum from the 00's says buy, that's a pretty solid indicator that we've reached the top.
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