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post 1611582511 07-24-2020, 06:33 PM
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Wtf do you guys do when the kitty is loose? (srs)

Just had a hookup where I could barely feel anything.

I just pumped away for 15 minutes and fake orgasmed. The whole time I was just thinking about what to eat for dinner.

In my experience, women who don't exercise tend to be looser. Never messin with a lazy chick again.
post 1611582571 07-24-2020, 06:34 PM
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you on that pencil dink time brah? how could it be so loose that you dont feel anything?
post 1611582681 07-24-2020, 06:36 PM
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well she wasn't the hottest either + condom. i was pool noodling it. normal dink.
post 1611583221 07-24-2020, 06:43 PM
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Start jelqing
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post 1611583421 07-24-2020, 06:46 PM
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who the fuk fake orgasms as a man
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post 1611583451 07-24-2020, 06:46 PM
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no idea
post 1611583521 07-24-2020, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
no idea
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post 1611583861 07-24-2020, 06:50 PM
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How do you fake orgasm?

Did you accidentally cum inside?

Wtf.
Hi
post 1611584011 07-24-2020, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By CougarP01⏩
How do you fake orgasm?

Did you accidentally cum inside?

Wtf.
brah wtf you want me to say? your puzzy is loose im out ho?
post 1611584171 07-24-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
who the fuk fake orgasms as a man
This right here. If I didn’t cum, I’ll make sure she knows. So she can try harder next time for me or the next guy. What kinda of guys are out here worried about some bar whore bimbos feelings?
post 1611584421 07-24-2020, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Start jelqing
Does a penis pump work the same way? cuz I got one. i use it for a month at a time. I feel like my dink is bigger now though.
post 1611584551 07-24-2020, 07:00 PM
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I-isn't it always loose?
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post 1611584971 07-24-2020, 07:06 PM
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fuk buddy felt loose but there was more than enough to make me cum

strange since she was a tiny chinese woman too but she had a kid before and she was 45 (srs)
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post 1611585181 07-24-2020, 07:09 PM
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Wtf..small..yeah.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1611585191 07-24-2020, 07:09 PM
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Tell her you have difficulty finishing with a condom and ask if she could suck or stroke you off.

If she says no then she's a selfish kent on top of having a cavernous vag and can proceed to NC.
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post 1611586271 07-24-2020, 07:23 PM
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Wtf do you guys do when the kitty is loose? (srs)
Put it in the butt.
post 1611587051 07-24-2020, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
Tell her you have difficulty finishing with a condom and ask if she could suck or stroke you off.

If she says no then she's a selfish kent on top of having a cavernous vag and can proceed to NC.
should've done this
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1611587311 07-24-2020, 07:36 PM
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post 1611588991 07-24-2020, 07:55 PM
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her hormones
are messed...srs
loose poosy = erectile dysfunction in men

post 1611589391 07-24-2020, 07:58 PM
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Faked an orgasm?? Lmao why would you cuck yourself like that? atleast have a bish give you a bj or hj till completion. Women feel terrible when a guy won't cum ime
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post 1611589421 07-24-2020, 07:58 PM
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Tell her to do her fukkin kegels.
post 1611589811 07-24-2020, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
fuk buddy felt loose but there was more than enough to make me cum

strange since she was a tiny chinese woman too but she had a kid before and she was 45 (srs)
You fooked a 45 year old chinese woman? bruh...
post 1611590281 07-24-2020, 08:06 PM
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What kind of ****ing virgins are up ITT
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post 1611590451 07-24-2020, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
who the fuk fake orgasms as a man
This
post 1611594831 07-24-2020, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By AimForPeace⏩
You fooked a 45 year old chinese woman? bruh...
for a year straight yeah
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