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post 1611647841 07-25-2020, 02:46 PM
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Predict your death (reps to whoever gets closest)

Do you picture yourself all old and sh*t...yelling at people to get off your lawn and croak of a heart attack?

Or maybe laying in some hospital surrounded by family all crying because you died from being fat?

Car accident? Plane crash?

I imagine the AIDS will get me.
post 1611648791 07-25-2020, 02:58 PM
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What a chitty thread..


Delete this OP
post 1611648871 07-25-2020, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
What a chitty thread..


Delete this OP
Is it oppressing you?
post 1611648951 07-25-2020, 03:00 PM
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post 1611648981 07-25-2020, 03:01 PM
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Car accident....... Too many drunk and dumb drivers out lately
post 1611649051 07-25-2020, 03:01 PM
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I'm hoping for a stroke and die before anyone finds me.

I saw this ted talk by a neurologist who had a stroke and it sounded like an interesting experience.
post 1611649151 07-25-2020, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Car accident....... Too many drunk and dumb drivers out lately
I used to travel quite a bit on the highway and would've made that my guess at one time, too.
Originally Posted By expert701⏩
hang gliding accident. "Ahhhh honey Im hang gliding, take a good picture"... Im ded.
I saw a video of a dude who didn't strap up correctly before taking off.

Ended badly.
post 1611651181 07-25-2020, 03:28 PM
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post 1611651911 07-25-2020, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias⏩
I'm hoping for a stroke and die before anyone finds me.

I saw this ted talk by a neurologist who had a stroke and it sounded like an interesting experience.
I went to some video site the other night after a miscer reccomended it...had this exact video.
Originally Posted By riley444⏩
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post 1611653191 07-25-2020, 03:55 PM
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Assisted suicide. Will be legal in most states by the time I’m old. Once I’m to the point where I’m in pain most of the day and am basically handicapped/terminally ill, I’m hopping off the life train.

Going to have immediate family around and good music playing in the background.
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post 1611653251 07-25-2020, 03:55 PM
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ended by a pack of BLM supporters
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post 1611653531 07-25-2020, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Reliance012⏩
Assisted suicide. Will be legal in most states by the time I’m old. Once I’m to the point where I’m in pain most of the day and am basically handicapped/terminally ill, I’m hopping off the life train.

Going to have immediate family around and good music playing in the background.
Is Dr Kavorkian still alive? He was ahead of his time.
Originally Posted By ScottTil⏩
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I would hope it was mutual.
post 1611653781 07-25-2020, 04:01 PM
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Heart Attack around 45.
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post 1611653911 07-25-2020, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Heart Attack around 45.
I would've guessed yeast infection.
post 1611654111 07-25-2020, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I would've guessed yeast infection.
I’m not familiar with that. Does it suck?
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post 1611654271 07-25-2020, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I’m not familiar with that. Does it suck?
Maybe you can make bread inside your vagina.

Report back.
post 1611655101 07-25-2020, 04:20 PM
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post 1611656061 07-25-2020, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Reliance012⏩
Assisted suicide. Will be legal in most states by the time I’m old. Once I’m to the point where I’m in pain most of the day and am basically handicapped/terminally ill, I’m hopping off the life train.

Going to have immediate family around and good music playing in the background.
Honestly this is how I'd prefer to go. Can't you travel to a state that allows it?
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post 1611656651 07-25-2020, 04:38 PM
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Stroke. It runs in the family.
post 1611656831 07-25-2020, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
Stroke. It runs in the family.
:/ Isn't there stuff you can do to hopefully avoid a stroke?
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post 1611656931 07-25-2020, 04:42 PM
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post 1611657341 07-25-2020, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
:/ Isn't there stuff you can do to hopefully avoid a stroke?
I can try dying earlier.
post 1611657661 07-25-2020, 04:50 PM
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post 1611676831 07-25-2020, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
I can try dying earlier.
Das not it.
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I've tested the limits with a few combat tours and some crazy ass police **** but made it out.

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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
What a chitty thread..


Delete this OP
This!

Why so morbid OP?

How about predicting how you will live?
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post 1611677631 07-25-2020, 08:54 PM
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Most likely because of something stupid
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Heart attack at 40, had an extremely vivid dream of it when I was 8. I’ve lived my entire life based on my early demise. I’ve got lots more I want to accomplish but I’m really not all that upset about dying at 40, especially if I can pull off being close to 400 lbs with visible abs by the time.
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