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07-23-2020, 07:32 PM
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You can instantly tell someone is a retard if they post these quotes:
"You'll lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money."
Women are the GOAT time vampires. I LOL at miscers who say you can have your cake and eat it too because IK they're virgins with no experience with women. You don't have time for both. If you chase money, you have no chance vs the good looking loser who spends all his time at the bar.
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass."
Vietnam has ricer farmers with a proven track record of being tough. Afghanistan has goat fukers with a proven track record of being tough. If we're talking about guns alone, everyone in switzerland has a gun. Yet somehow, america with it's 60% obesity rate and first world living conditions has the #1 toughest fukers on the planet? Give me a break, LOL.
“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
The ancient greeks didn't have professional armies, professional armies are a very modern thing. The defense of each city state was up to the citizens, that's the context of the quote: to be physically fit is to be a good citizen because hand to hand combat and all that jazz. It's not about wanting to look like zizz, LOL.
"“The Secret” is simply the “law of attraction.” Essentially, the law of attraction states that whatever consumes your thoughts is what you will eventually get in life. So, if you think of all the things you don't want in your life, you'll only get the things you don't want."
Pretty sure not hitting the ground consumed this guy's thoughts but I don't think it worked.
Spoiler!
"Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah."
It sick, it piss.
Women are the GOAT time vampires. I LOL at miscers who say you can have your cake and eat it too because IK they're virgins with no experience with women. You don't have time for both. If you chase money, you have no chance vs the good looking loser who spends all his time at the bar.
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass."
Vietnam has ricer farmers with a proven track record of being tough. Afghanistan has goat fukers with a proven track record of being tough. If we're talking about guns alone, everyone in switzerland has a gun. Yet somehow, america with it's 60% obesity rate and first world living conditions has the #1 toughest fukers on the planet? Give me a break, LOL.
“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
The ancient greeks didn't have professional armies, professional armies are a very modern thing. The defense of each city state was up to the citizens, that's the context of the quote: to be physically fit is to be a good citizen because hand to hand combat and all that jazz. It's not about wanting to look like zizz, LOL.
"“The Secret” is simply the “law of attraction.” Essentially, the law of attraction states that whatever consumes your thoughts is what you will eventually get in life. So, if you think of all the things you don't want in your life, you'll only get the things you don't want."
Pretty sure not hitting the ground consumed this guy's thoughts but I don't think it worked.
Spoiler!
"Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah."
It sick, it piss.
07-23-2020, 07:40 PM
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The one about invading the mainland is misguided, but not totally inaccurate. It would be very difficult to invade the mainland of the U.S.
Aside coming up from Mexico, the only way to invade is by water. There really aren't any countries that are equipped to tackle the US from the sea. If they did and breached the mainland, we really wouldn't need the toughest f*ckers on the planet because what would be left by the time any enemy reached the mainland would be easy to pick off relatively quickly even by the weak obese US citizens.
That's the truth.
You're also taking the law of attraction quote way too literally. All it's saying is you need to believe you can get what you want. I actually think you're kind of retarded for trying to debunk it by posting a pic of a guy falling from a tall building saying his thoughts didn't save him from the ground.
Aside coming up from Mexico, the only way to invade is by water. There really aren't any countries that are equipped to tackle the US from the sea. If they did and breached the mainland, we really wouldn't need the toughest f*ckers on the planet because what would be left by the time any enemy reached the mainland would be easy to pick off relatively quickly even by the weak obese US citizens.
That's the truth.
You're also taking the law of attraction quote way too literally. All it's saying is you need to believe you can get what you want. I actually think you're kind of retarded for trying to debunk it by posting a pic of a guy falling from a tall building saying his thoughts didn't save him from the ground.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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07-23-2020, 07:42 PM
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I bet you thought Sinatra actually wanted someone to fly him to the moon when you listened to the song eh you smooth brain
07-23-2020, 07:44 PM
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07-23-2020, 07:46 PM
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07-23-2020, 07:49 PM
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"OP is a *******" is my favorite quote, and an intelligent quote at that. *******.
07-23-2020, 07:50 PM
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In b4 someone points out the irony of OP posting the quotes.
07-23-2020, 07:53 PM
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07-23-2020, 08:04 PM
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind is false because one person would be remaining with vision Socrates is a ****ing charlatan
07-23-2020, 08:05 PM
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so much effort for a bad troll thread
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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07-23-2020, 08:18 PM
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agreed with the law of attraction one. its retarded.. if you visualize something and work hard to try and obtain it no **** itll come.. thats what hard work creates. you cant just start thinking about being a millionaire and not do **** and itll appear.
07-23-2020, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By mobp⏩
viets are super power slayers and the most fearsome warriors on the planet, not a good reason to explain why you filthy americans got mogged"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass."
Vietnam has ricer farmers with a proven track record of being tough. Afghanistan has goat fukers with a proven track record of being tough. If we're talking about guns alone, everyone in switzerland has a gun. Yet somehow, america with it's 60% obesity rate and first world living conditions has the #1 toughest fukers on the planet? Give me a break, LOL.
Vietnam has ricer farmers with a proven track record of being tough. Afghanistan has goat fukers with a proven track record of being tough. If we're talking about guns alone, everyone in switzerland has a gun. Yet somehow, america with it's 60% obesity rate and first world living conditions has the #1 toughest fukers on the planet? Give me a break, LOL.
afghanistan lost to the us so not sure what you're talking about, do agree the us could easily be invaded though, no ethnic would really want to fight for whites considering how racist they are and whites themselves are split between libs who would probably welcome an invasion and conservatives who as the blm movement have shown are useless lmao
07-23-2020, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By 58220⏩
viets are super power slayers and the most fearsome warriors on the planet, not a good reason to explain why you filthy americans got mogged
afghanistan lost to the us so not sure what you're talking about, do agree the us could easily be invaded though, no ethnic would really want to fight for whites considering how racist they are and whites themselves are split between libs who would probably welcome an invasion and conservatives who as the blm movement have shown are useless lmao
afghanistan lost to the us so not sure what you're talking about, do agree the us could easily be invaded though, no ethnic would really want to fight for whites considering how racist they are and whites themselves are split between libs who would probably welcome an invasion and conservatives who as the blm movement have shown are useless lmao
07-26-2020, 10:41 PM
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"If you want to look like an athlete, you have to train like an athlete."
If you want to look like an athlete, do a bro split and take drugs like jeff. If you actually train like an athlete, without drugs, you'll look like nick diaz at best.
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If you want to look like an athlete, do a bro split and take drugs like jeff. If you actually train like an athlete, without drugs, you'll look like nick diaz at best.
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07-26-2020, 10:45 PM
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Why you hating on my sig OP?
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.
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07-26-2020, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By mobp⏩
Id rather cry in a Bentley than on a bus"You'll lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money."
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass."
Fake quote“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
True"“The Secret” is simply the “law of attraction.” Essentially, the law of attraction states that whatever consumes your thoughts is what you will eventually get in life. So, if you think of all the things you don't want in your life, you'll only get the things you don't want."
Pretty sure not hitting the ground consumed this guy's thoughts but I don't think it worked.
It's a beginner's guide to internal alchemyPretty sure not hitting the ground consumed this guy's thoughts but I don't think it worked.
"Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah."
It sick, it piss.
gtfoIt sick, it piss.
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07-26-2020, 10:54 PM
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07-27-2020, 06:17 AM
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"If I could go back in time with the knowledge I have today, I would do amazing."
Today, you have the knowledge you have today but you're doing jack chit with it. A redo would change nothing because you would spend your redo years rotting all over again.
Today, you have the knowledge you have today but you're doing jack chit with it. A redo would change nothing because you would spend your redo years rotting all over again.
07-27-2020, 06:23 AM
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brb have lots of cake and eat it too. Only betas or guys who settled down already can't. Get in a minimum of 3 holes a week SRS
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07-27-2020, 06:42 AM
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The continental US is fukking massive, with every single type of terrain (forest, mountains, plains, desert etc) that the invading army would need to be equipped for, and the defending army or militia would know all the details of. It would be by far the most difficult country to invade and hold onto in its entirety.
You could just settle for taking the coasts as that's where most of the cities are, but all of the fighting men, the food, and a lot of the industry are much further inland. Plus the men in middle America would probably not mind if you dealt with their city-******* problems.
You could just settle for taking the coasts as that's where most of the cities are, but all of the fighting men, the food, and a lot of the industry are much further inland. Plus the men in middle America would probably not mind if you dealt with their city-******* problems.
07-28-2020, 06:46 AM
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07-28-2020, 06:52 AM
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07-28-2020, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By mobp⏩
LMAO, this this is the ultimate truth pill"Arch your back to protect your shoulders on the bench."
LOL, cut the chit, we all know the real reason for arching is cope to reduce ROM and lift "more" weight.
LOL, cut the chit, we all know the real reason for arching is cope to reduce ROM and lift "more" weight.
07-29-2020, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
LOL @ you doubling down. You're now acting like middle america is a good thing too.The continental US is fukking massive, with every single type of terrain (forest, mountains, plains, desert etc) that the invading army would need to be equipped for, and the defending army or militia would know all the details of. It would be by far the most difficult country to invade and hold onto in its entirety.
You could just settle for taking the coasts as that's where most of the cities are, but all of the fighting men, the food, and a lot of the industry are much further inland. Plus the men in middle America would probably not mind if you dealt with their city-******* problems.
You could just settle for taking the coasts as that's where most of the cities are, but all of the fighting men, the food, and a lot of the industry are much further inland. Plus the men in middle America would probably not mind if you dealt with their city-******* problems.
You do realize that rural farm countries are poverty chitholes that grow bananas for a living and sell their daughters to rich foreigners right? The "city-*******s" are the ones who drive the US economy which let flyover hicks have a good standard of living.
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