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post 1612244141 07-31-2020, 09:55 PM
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Having a newborn baby is hell on Earth

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post 1612244191 07-31-2020, 09:57 PM
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Whats the worst part
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1612244371 07-31-2020, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
Whats the worst part
Sleep

As soon as she goes in bassinet starts wailing
post 1612244401 07-31-2020, 10:00 PM
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post 1612244471 07-31-2020, 10:01 PM
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post 1612244491 07-31-2020, 10:02 PM
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kids are a pain in general

baby phase: constant crying and poopoing and peeing

kids phase: runs around and having to watch their asses all the time

teenager phase: slooting/inceling and backtalking

adult phase: pay for college and then they ghost you if ur lucky if not then they get do degenerate chit like porn/staying in basement spending thousands on only fans
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post 1612244661 07-31-2020, 10:04 PM
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It gets way easier and more fun.

I have 3 kids and have a 3YO right now.

The little guy has me in hysterics several times a day.
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post 1612244691 07-31-2020, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Train57⏩
kids are a pain in general

baby phase: constant crying and poopoing and peeing

kids phase: runs around and having to watch their asses all the time

teenager phase: slooting/inceling and backtalking

adult phaseay for college and then they ghost you if ur lucky if not then they get do degenerate chit like porn/staying in basement spending thousands on only fans
brootal.... is that we have to look forward to
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post 1612245071 07-31-2020, 10:09 PM
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No turning back now op, suck it up, and raise a somebody
post 1612245101 07-31-2020, 10:10 PM
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yea for me newborn stage was hard because I couldn't do anything. If he cried he just wanted to breast feed and sleep. He's 15 months now and walking around, throwing chit, doing a bunch of funny chit, and I can play with him so for me this is a lot better.
post 1612246741 07-31-2020, 10:42 PM
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My lap dog is like a 7 year old newborn but I love him
post 1612246941 07-31-2020, 10:46 PM
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post 1612246961 07-31-2020, 10:47 PM
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Newborn stage was fun to me.
It's when they hit toddler stage that makes me want to scream, sometimes.
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post 1612247091 07-31-2020, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah kids never seemed that great to me but everyone says they’re amazing and the best thing that ever happened to them.

So I guess once you have them you fall in love with them so all the negative bs and the responsibility and worries etc are all worth it.
Wrong. Plenty of parents secretly hate their kids, especially when they become teenage neckbeards or slooty instathots. I used to work with guys who complained about their worthless kids constantly lmao.
post 1612247181 07-31-2020, 10:51 PM
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It gets better . . . it's an endurance contest.

Hardest thing ever is the sleep deprivation. You're the most tired you've ever been in your life by a factor of 100 and you absolutely have to stay awake. Brutal. It passes. Usually.
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post 1612247791 07-31-2020, 11:05 PM
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Strong parenting *******. Your child is a blessing and you are lucky to be a father. If a little baby is getting you down you ain't cut from the right cloth time to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back your kid will probably be better off without you.

Jk I know dem feels hang in there brah we're all gonna make it. Their habits behaviors and everything change every few weeks they might be crying a lot now and then you won't hear a peep for months.

If they wake up when you put em down then they probably weren't in deep sleep yet... Keep holding em preferably shirtless so they get some skin-to-skin contact that'll knock the little brat right out and then they'll stay asleep in the bassinet.
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post 1612247891 07-31-2020, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Strong parenting *******. Your child is a blessing and you are lucky to be a father. If a little baby is getting you down you ain't cut from the right cloth time to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back your kid will probably be better off without you.
He is going to support her, no matter what

post 1612247911 07-31-2020, 11:08 PM
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post 1612247991 07-31-2020, 11:10 PM
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Lmao imagine having kids in 2020 and forcing someone to live in this chitty world.


Maybe I would have kids if this was like 1960 but life fuking sucks now honestly. Can’t imagine growing up never getting to play outside, everything is about looks and social media etc. Would never do that to someone...
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
Lmao imagine having kids in 2020 and forcing someone to live in this chitty world.


Maybe I would have kids if this was like 1960 but life fuking sucks now honestly. Can’t imagine growing up never getting to play outside, everything is about looks and social media etc. Would never do that to someone...
Speak for yourself m8
post 1612248761 07-31-2020, 11:31 PM
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post 1612249071 07-31-2020, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Harry362⏩
Sleep

As soon as she goes in bassinet starts wailing
instead of a bascinet, try different helms

most babies would be uncomfortable in that one and would cry because they can't see out of the face shield

i recommend something like this:



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post 1612249191 07-31-2020, 11:40 PM
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yea I know its the misc thing to hate on having kids, but it really is amazing to watch your child, something that was growing inside of you and you contributed to 50% of the DNA to, and watch it progress into something that walks and talks is pretty special
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Originally Posted By wrastler163⏩
yea I know its the misc thing to hate on having kids, but it really is amazing to watch your child, something that was growing inside of you and you contributed to 50% of the DNA to, and watch it progress into something that walks and talks is pretty special
this you, breh?

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post 1612251241 08-01-2020, 12:35 AM
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Every stage has it's ups and downs and is hard but also enjoyable in different ways.

Although if you have a colicky newborn for a first child that's mostly downs for the first 3-4 months.

Try to enjoy each stage as much as possible, you'll miss each stage when it's done even though they can be hard.
post 1612254361 08-01-2020, 02:26 AM
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They get better when they can survive an hour unsupervised without expectation of death.

Some people (mainly woman) seem to like the totally dependent phases. I prefer having actual conversations with them and teaching them things. It is fun when they can help with chores or cooking.
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That's why you don't have kids until you can afford a mexican nanny. Brb they do 99% of the work raising your kid. Brb your kid will speak perfect spanish by the age of 5 and be bilingual. Brb get to smash said nanny if she's hot. Especially if hot and illegal so you have leverage of her not telling your wife or you'd deport her ass.
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It gets so much better. I'm in the baby phase with my 2nd son now. We handle it much better than the 1st time around.
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This is why nuclear family is important.

But its not that bad. But maybe I'm biased because of the nuclear family.
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Some people are meant to have kids, others aren’t.

I work in a big Children’s hospital and that’s enough for me. See way too much f*cked up stuff to ever want to have kids. Random car accidents, drownings, birth deformities and permanent illnesses.. sad AF

Brother has 3 kids and he hates his life, no sleep ever, overweight, in debt..

“But don’t you want to pass on your genes?! Think about all the generations in your past who went through hell to spawn you just for you to not have kids!!”

Umm...so? They’re not around to scold me, cause they’re all dead...and I’m gonna get my 10+ hours of sleep and then go lift for 2 hours tomorrow with no obligations

But kudos to those that raise kids, it’s a lifelong commitment and I wish well on all of them. But some of us just don’t want them
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