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post 1612378631 08-02-2020, 04:22 PM
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It's tough being a Jew sometimes

lol I was at the gym today on one of those back pull-down benches that are on those towers with the various cables.

A gorgeous girl was across from me on the same type of machine. She turned and looked at me like 10 times..

Then she gets on a machine right in front of me as starts doing butt exercises with her butt in my face..

After like 3 or 4 minutes of that she sits on the machine right next to me.

She obviously wanted me to come talk to her.

I've decided I wanna try to find a Jewish girl so I didn't.. but man I wish I would of.
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post 1612379061 08-02-2020, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
Lol at excluding potential romantic partners based on religion.
it's totally prohibited for Jews to date non Jews.. I've always ignored that and had nothing but problems.. so I'm gonna try the opposite.
post 1612379221 08-02-2020, 04:27 PM
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This happened.
post 1612379261 08-02-2020, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me⏩
This happened.
glad we're in agreement
post 1612379371 08-02-2020, 04:28 PM
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It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas carols or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas
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post 1612379731 08-02-2020, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas carols or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas
lol
post 1612380111 08-02-2020, 04:37 PM
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My cousin is married to a Jewish guy. He's actually a really cool guy. They celebrate hannukah and then him and his family come over for christmas at my aunts house.

Don't think you have to marry a jewish chick. It may be better for you in terms of religion, but it's possible to find someone not and still have a great marriage.
post 1612380121 08-02-2020, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
what kind of jew are you? ashkenazi or sephardic or what?
Not entirely sure, my grandma always told us as kids we were Jewish but she never elaborated. Our family never kept any of the customs or anything so apparently it wasn't important to then. Recently I've turned fairly Orthodox so it's pretty important to me.
post 1612380251 08-02-2020, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
My cousin is married to a Jewish guy. He's actually a really cool guy. They celebrate hannukah and then him and his family come over for christmas at my aunts house.

Don't think you have to marry a jewish chick. It may be better for you in terms of religion, but it's possible to find someone not and still have a great marriage.
from a Jewish Law perspective what he did is absolutely prohibited, but I'm glad to hear they're happy.
post 1612380321 08-02-2020, 04:38 PM
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Jews, when will they learn
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1612380511 08-02-2020, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
from a Jewish Law perspective what he did is absolutely prohibited, but I'm glad to hear they're happy.
Yes, but he isn't a major practicing Jew. Just like with christians, not all christians attend church, etc. I know both his parents are jewish, but he's not super religious himself.
post 1612380761 08-02-2020, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
Yes, but he isn't a major practicing Jew. Just like with christians, not all christians attend church, etc. I know both his parents are jewish, but he's not super religious himself.
yeah it happens alot
post 1612380971 08-02-2020, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
I thought you were gonna talk about the thousands of years of pogroms, nomadism, persecution, exoduses, expulsions, scapegoating, and always having at least 2 or 3 political entities in the form of countries out to exterminate you. Opened thread, and got an explanation about how you're just a secret fggot who ignores women and says 'would of' instead of 'would've'.
nah I'm not that deep
post 1612381601 08-02-2020, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
it's totally prohibited for Jews to date non Jews.. I've always ignored that and had nothing but problems.. so I'm gonna try the opposite.
its not prohibited. you're an idiot.

a rabbi once told me that it isnt a sin to fuk a shixa if you actually creampie her
post 1612382081 08-02-2020, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
it's totally prohibited for Jews to date non Jews.. I've always ignored that and had nothing but problems.. so I'm gonna try the opposite.
Doesn't that depend on what kind of Judaism someone follows? I mean, not all Jews HAVE to marry Jews, right? At least-not all Jewish men, right?


Someone is only counted as a Jew if their mother is a Jew, right? So....live your life, man, and let your sisters and female cousins stress about continuing the Hebrew race.
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Originally Posted By Conspirabrah⏩
Doesn't that depend on what kind of Judaism someone follows? I mean, not all Jews HAVE to marry Jews, right? At least-not all Jewish men, right?


Someone is only counted as a Jew if their mother is a Jew, right? So....live your life, man, and let your sisters and female cousins stress about continuing the Hebrew race.
If you're orthodox like me it's a absolute no, reform Jews tend to do whatever they want.
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i am Jewish and let me tell you, being Jewish is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, Jewish parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off.
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
its not prohibited. you're an idiot.

a rabbi once told me that it isnt a sin to fuk a shixa if you actually creampie her
Op is a troll.

Pretty sure it’s the same dude making all those anti Jewish threads
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
Op is a troll.

Pretty sure it’s the same dude making all those anti Jewish threads
Sorry to tell you but basically everybody here knows me. They know I'm not a troll.. Go find more 2018 join daters to play with.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
Not entirely sure, my grandma always told us as kids we were Jewish but she never elaborated. Our family never kept any of the customs or anything so apparently it wasn't important to then. Recently I've turned fairly Orthodox so it's pretty important to me.
Too obvious. This gives it away.

Bad troll job. The op was weak and this post was a dead give away.
post 1612383631 08-02-2020, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Too obvious. This gives it away.

Bad troll job. The op was weak and this post was a dead give away.
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
When miscers pretend to be something they are not they always give themselves away when they fail on certain very basic things. Guys that claim jobs, education, pulling females, etc., always give themselves away because if you are not actually something you can’t fake it, even if you do all sorts of research. I get the feeling you didn’t even do basic research for your role (troll).

You failed miserably here lolololol

Also, your Protocols thread was obvious too.
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OK, HouseOfIsreal.
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
When miscers pretend to be something they are not they always give themselves away when they fail on certain very basic things. Guys that claim jobs, education, pulling females, etc., always give themselves away because if you are not actually something you can’t fake it, even if you do all sorts of research. I get the feeling you didn’t even do basic research for your role (troll).

You failed miserably here lolololol

Also, your Protocols thread was obvious too.
those people in the protocols thing aren't religious Jews they're Zionists there's a huge difference
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
When miscers pretend to be something they are not they always give themselves away when they fail on certain very basic things. Guys that claim jobs, education, pulling females, etc., always give themselves away because if you are not actually something you can’t fake it, even if you do all sorts of research. I get the feeling you didn’t even do basic research for your role (troll).

You failed miserably here lolololol

Also, your Protocols thread was obvious too.
Sound like one of HouseOfIsreal alts.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
those people in the protocols thing aren't religious Jews they're Zionists there's a huge difference
So you are not a zionist then ?
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
those people in the protocols thing aren't religious Jews they're Zionists there's a huge difference
Ok, so how much of this is your obsession with Jews in general and how much is your obsession with RedRaider?

That’s always the basis, those two reasons lololol
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