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post 1612525051 08-04-2020, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
u never answered my question...u cut bruh? cuz if not it's time for a little snip
Yes, I feel like I've been preparing for this my whole life.
post 1612525271 08-04-2020, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
I can identify as a Jew, doesnt matter what other people think. If I wanna become jewish in one day, I can do so. That is my right
And I can identify as a Navy Seal.
Originally Posted By Jayzuz⏩
Sounds like some Jewish supremacist sh*t.

I self identify as a Jew & as a fellow Jew welcome OP with open arms. Be better.
Well yeah all religions believe they are the supreme religion. Jews just do it a little differently. Anyone can join. But you have to be tested. None of this dunk you in a pool then bam you're a Jew. More like are you ready to learn the ancient secrets while risking your life? Then prove it.
post 1612525561 08-04-2020, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
And I can identify as a Navy Seal.



Well yeah all religions believe they are the supreme religion. Jews just do it a little differently. Anyone can join. But you have to be tested. None of this dunk you in a pool then bam you're a Jew. More like are you ready to learn the ancient secrets while risking your life? Then prove it.
I seriously doubt that anybody is going to be questioning my Jewishnessness. I may or may not wear the little hat, though.
post 1612525941 08-04-2020, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
Well yeah all religions believe they are the supreme religion. Jews just do it a little differently. Anyone can join. But you have to be tested. None of this dunk you in a pool then bam you're a Jew. More like are you ready to learn the ancient secrets while risking your life? Then prove it.
As a fellow Jew I disagree & fringe extremists like you give the rest of us real Jews a bad name.

I think you’d be better suited to Islam tbh.
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post 1612526211 08-04-2020, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
haven't seen jews gatekept like this since auschwitz bruh

why don't u just let him do him?

if he wants to be a jew how does that affect u?
Mind ya biznitz ****
Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I seriously doubt that anybody is going to be questioning my Jewishnessness. I may or may not wear the little hat, though.
The little hat isn't a requirement. Some Jewish women will question your Jewishness. And they will want a Jewish wedding. And the rabbi performing the wedding will do a background check (srs) before the ceremony.

The liberal Jewish women won't care. But if you want a woman like Shapiro's sister, you have to convert the proper way. You can do it. If you really want.
Originally Posted By Jayzuz⏩
As a fellow Jew I disagree & fringe extremists like you give the rest of us real Jews a bad name.

I think you’d be better suited to Islam tbh.
Actually Islam and Judaism are both very conservative religions. Jews like you abort thousands of years of tradition into progressive liberal vomit and are the reason Jews get a bad rap.
post 1612527321 08-04-2020, 01:32 AM
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jew master race checking in......


i moved to israel between age 8-12... spoke the jew but i forgot it after moving to canada and learning english and had no one to speak jew with so i forgot the whole lingo.. kinda sad i know


but jews in israel r like the outcasts jews... all the smart jews moved to usa while the peasants stayed behind.. im talking the jews that clearn ur house or the garbage men / cab drivers who r jews but r peasants.. israel is full of them srs..

we had to leave cuz the country was so poverty.. garbage everywwhere.. jews fighting on streets.. kids roaming in packs robbing adults with knifes.. rocks flying everywhere.. srs
post 1612527471 08-04-2020, 01:36 AM
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JFL @ how many antisemites are against OP
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post 1612530761 08-04-2020, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Yes, I feel like I've been preparing for this my whole life.
post 1612530881 08-04-2020, 03:09 AM
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Get circumsized, HutofISRAEL can give you a quick - and short - crash course on the rest.
post 1612531061 08-04-2020, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I grew up Catholic, but all the Catholic people I knew are dead now, and I never really went to church anyway...plus I fell out of the faith a long time ago.

Anyway...Ive decided to become Jewish, so whenever people ask me what faith I am now I will say Jewish.

Don't be hating just because Jewbrah now.
good luck op's penor

post 1612531591 08-04-2020, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Toker095⏩
good luck op's penor

Well I'm already cut so..does that make me one step ahead of OP if I wanted to join?
post 1612531861 08-04-2020, 03:43 AM
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wish you luck on your endeavors OP

Bonus points for tapping some big jewbs
post 1612532101 08-04-2020, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩
I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Can confirm.

This thread is 27% funnier than other threads by Opie.

Sitcom deal from Hollyweird incoming...
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post 1612532141 08-04-2020, 03:55 AM
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did you receive your bag of gold in the mail yet?
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post 1612547411 08-04-2020, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
Lost it at tribe.

What tribe brah? LMAO
Tribe of Judah (and Benjamin).
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You're gonna need a sponsor OP, I'd recommend the Goldsteins
post 1612548611 08-04-2020, 09:05 AM
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mirin hard srs. I don't think i have what it takes to convert and im already married or I would do it too dedsrs
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
haven't seen jews gatekept like this since auschwitz bruh

why don't u just let him do him?

if he wants to be a jew how does that affect u?
The supply of Jew gold and do nothing 250k a year jobs are not limitless bruh. Even the Jews have scarcity
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post 1612549881 08-04-2020, 09:18 AM
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now u gotta invite politicians to your kiddy island for blackmail to use if they refuse to let migrants in or fail to send aid to israel
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You guys, I'm seriously
post 1612559141 08-04-2020, 11:01 AM
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If you want to convert, that's fine; just don't go Commie Jew Crew, a.k.a Schiff, Nadler, Cohen, Schumer, etc.
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meanwhile at ops house

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Trading in your white card for a jew card in 2020.

Well played.
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lmao wtf is this thread
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I seriously doubt that anybody is going to be questioning my Jewishnessness. I may or may not wear the little hat, though.
No they pretty much all would. Even if you did do a reform conversion it wouldn't be recognized as a legitimate conversion in more religious sects.

In general we don't advocate conversion either.
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Originally Posted By Dirtybiscuit⏩
Trading in your white card for a jew card in 2020.

Well played.
Whenever someone accuses me of being racist now I just hit 'em up with 'dude, I'm Jewish'.

I've been on Twitter all morning talking sh*t on Ice Cube's feed.

I'm probably one of the more vocal Jews on there.
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Originally Posted By Ten_Hearts⏩
No they pretty much all would. Even if you did do a reform conversion it wouldn't be recognized as a legitimate conversion in more religious sects.

In general we don't advocate conversion either.
100% correct. Judaism is sustained through blood not conversion. Religious Jews generally look down on conversion - and even after conversion there's a mental asterisk around the converters within the community. "Yeah they *converted" meaning not true Jew.

As to OP enjoy your new faith. I've decided I'm going to be Black Jesus.
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
It doesn't work that way.
this you have to get jumped in or raped in
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
False!

Judaism is a religion and anyone can become a jew.



Also lol @ "true jew"
Also lol @ "conversion"
Well yeah in the sense that you mean - anyone can become anything. As I said, I am now Black Jesus. Doesn't matter if nobody else accepts me as such, it is how I self-identify.
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