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post 1613140391 08-10-2020, 01:22 PM
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How do you get all the piss out when you sit down to pee?

The wall is real close to the toilet at my gf's place, so she asked me sit down to piss so it doesn't splash on the wall.

I don't mind since I hardly ever go over there, plus I'm super OCD and have my own bathroom rules that she abides by for me (no flushing toilet paper, etc), but everytime I stand up after I piss I feel like I need to piss some more.

I would just piss outside like I normally do when I'm home, but she lives in town in an apartment, so they would probably frown on that.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The wall is real close to the toilet at my gf's place, so she asked me sit down to piss so it doesn't splash on the wall.

I don't mind since I hardly ever go over there, plus I'm super OCD and have my own bathroom rules that she abides by for me (no flushing toilet paper, etc), but everytime I stand up after I piss I feel like I need to piss some more.

I would just piss outside like I normally do when I'm home, but she lives in town in an apartment, so they would probably frown on that.
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Originally Posted By TheMiscHatesHim⏩
for real. what the fuk?
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post 1613141141 08-10-2020, 01:29 PM
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id just go piss outside.


wtf is sitting down to piss... fuk all that
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
id just go piss outside.


wtf is sitting down to piss... fuk all that
I'm sayin'.

I would go piss outside, but it's a busy apartment complex with no wooded area or anything.
post 1613141471 08-10-2020, 01:33 PM
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post 1613141481 08-10-2020, 01:34 PM
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Piss on the sink instead or even the shower/bathtub
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Just whip it out and dribble the drops on the floor of the bathroom after you're done

It does show that men weren't made to sit to pee
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I'm sayin'.

I would go piss outside, but it's a busy apartment complex with no wooded area or anything.
do they have a pool?
post 1613142141 08-10-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
Piss on the sink instead or even the shower/bathtub
The thought of urine sitting stagnant in the p-traps weirds me out, even if they're her pipes.

If you piss or sh*t at my house, nothing goes down the sink except water and nothing down the toilet except what comes out of your body. I have a trash can for everything else.
post 1613143461 08-10-2020, 01:52 PM
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You're unable to piss without it splashing all over the place?
post 1613143711 08-10-2020, 01:54 PM
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bro, you have to massage your prostate to get it all out


Plus, you don't allow toilet paper to be flushed at your house? dafuq is wrong with you?
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
You're unable to piss without it splashing all over the place?
She has this 1960's looking toilet that the water comes all the way to the top of the bowl.

It doesnt matter what angle, velocity, etc. that you try...still splashes.

The only thing I've tried that works is to flush and then piss while the water is going down. It keeps it from splashing, but then I'm having to push my piss out too hard to try to get it all out before the bowl fills up again.
post 1613144201 08-10-2020, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Plus, you don't allow toilet paper to be flushed at your house? dafuq is wrong with you?
This^^ WTF dude? What do you do with the chitty TP?
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
bro, you have to massage your prostate to get it all out


Plus, you don't allow toilet paper to be flushed at your house? dafuq is wrong with you?
Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
This^^ WTF dude? What do you do with the chitty TP?
I have a trashcan with a lid in the bathroom.
post 1613144471 08-10-2020, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The thought of urine sitting stagnant in the p-traps weirds me out, even if they're her pipes.

If you piss or sh*t at my house, nothing goes down the sink except water and nothing down the toilet except what comes out of your body. I have a trash can for everything else.
So do you have a bin full of chitty skidmarked toilet paper?
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
So do you have a bin full of chitty skidmarked toilet paper?
The can has a liner and the bag gets thrown out fairly often.
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Get a toilet paper square or two and helicopter the dink to get the left overs out. Or if toilet paper is that rare, don't use it, but you'll get pee outside of the toilet.

Inb4 ****, I pee in the dark if I wake up in the middle of the night, and my toilet isn't glow in the dark.
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post 1613145291 08-10-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I have met people in Latin America who don't flush toilet paper


Modern toilet paper almost disintegrates when it hits water. It's not going to plug your toilet unless you use a whole roll
My very first gf was Mexican and her family never flushed their tp either. They would tell you to just throw it in a corner next to the toilet...there would always be a big heaping pile of dirty tp sitting there.

I think that's why I'm so OCD about it. I think about that huge pile of tp...then I imagine hundreds of those piles...sitting in my septic tank?

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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I have a trashcan with a lid in the bathroom.
what the FUK
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Originally Posted By bodyarmorbently⏩
what the FUK
It's mostly just toilet paper and the occasional tampon.

I always try to sh*t outside, at least when the weather permits, so it's hardly even an issue for me.

It took my gf a little bid of persuading to use the can, but she doesn't mind that much. She usually just peels off a bunch of clean tp to throw over the top if she sh*ts so you can't see her poop in the can.

That's why I don't mind sitting down to pee at her place.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The can has a liner and the bag gets thrown out fairly often.
fairly often.

Unless it's after every chit you're doing it wrong
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
fairly often.

Unless it's after every chit you're doing it wrong
As long as the lid is closed the poop dries pretty quick and stops smelling, so it's actually fine for a few days before you need to change it.

It's a big can...big enough for me to crap in if it's raining or super dark outside, and still not accidentally piss on the floor.

I think it's 35 gallons.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The thought of urine sitting stagnant in the p-traps weirds me out, even if they're her pipes.

If you piss or sh*t at my house, nothing goes down the sink except water and nothing down the toilet except what comes out of your body.I have a trash can for everything else.
You put chitty toilet paper in the trash can??? That is absolutely disgusting. Are you scared of clogging the toilet with paper? How can you be grossed out by pee sitting in the water trap but not grossed out by doo doo paper sitting in your trash can?
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I always try to sh*t outside, at least when the weather permits, so it's hardly even an issue for me.
I hope you're living out in the sticks.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
You put chitty toilet paper in the trash can??? That is absolutely disgusting. Are you scared of clogging the toilet with paper? How can you be grossed out by pee sitting in the water trap but not grossed out by doo doo paper sitting in your trash can?
I have a small dumpster that gets emptied every week, so I can throw whatever in there and it's hauled off the property.

Anything that goes down the drain has to sit in the septic tank for a long time until it gets emptied.

When I would go to my gf's house as a kid they'd have a pile of tp like 2 feet high after just one day (there was like 12 people living there, though).

To be honest I really don't even like poop going down the drain if I can help it.

This is embarrassing, but I've even asked her not to flush after she poops to save water, but it's really just so I can see if there's anything I can scoop out of the bowl without it being too gross afterwards.

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