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post 1613178181 08-10-2020, 08:19 PM
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Which animal would you most prefer to be eaten by?

There are only a handful of critters on earth that will eat an adult human bean.

Crocodile


Great White Shark


Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear



Tiger/Lion/Leopard/Jaguar


Rats



Kimono dragon



Hyena
post 1613178411 08-10-2020, 08:23 PM
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post 1613178461 08-10-2020, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By patagucci⏩
Great white shark

Seems like it’d be the quickest death

Rats last as it’d be the most prolonged
wrong. big cats kill you almost instantly because they go for the neck
post 1613178801 08-10-2020, 08:28 PM
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"Kimono dragon"?



I'll take none of the above, honestly.

Edit: I'll deal with the Great White Bear, because I'm arealman.
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post 1613178941 08-10-2020, 08:29 PM
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Hyena.ill protect my cock at all costs and die happy knowing they couldn’t get it while I was alive
post 1613179221 08-10-2020, 08:33 PM
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a shark... you'll lose like a leg or an arm but you'll still live
post 1613179281 08-10-2020, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ThenGuru⏩
"Kimono dragon"?
They're from the kimono islands, brah.
post 1613179301 08-10-2020, 08:33 PM
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Shark attack would be brutal. They strike once and rip you to shreds before they back off for a few minutes. Once you bleed out and drown they'll come back to chew your corpse.

I'd have to go with a hippo chomping down on my skull. Dead in a split second
post 1613179411 08-10-2020, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscResurgence⏩
Shark attack would be brutal. They strike once and rip you to shreds before they back off for a few minutes. Once you bleed out and drown they'll come back to chew your corpse.

I'd have to go with a hippo chomping down on my skull. Dead in a split second
Hippos will kill you, but I doubt they'd knaw on your delicious buttcheeks for dinner.
post 1613181101 08-10-2020, 08:54 PM
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shark id drown and lose conscious in 3 min while other can prob take 5+ min
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post 1613181631 08-10-2020, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Train57⏩
shark id drown and lose conscious in 3 min while other can prob take 5+ min
Crocodiles will purposely drown prey. A great white will bite you And be uninterested after. And you’ll die bleeding out tryna to make it to shore
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Look at the cawk on that great white in the gif!
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
This or crocodile.

Most mammals will eat you alive and they'll go straight for the anus



Wrong. I've seen plenty vids of big cats eating their prey while it's alive

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@2:54 nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

woah i stand corrected. could of sworn i saw a nature documentary where the big cat snaps the neck. yeah this is gonna be a pass for me now
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the correct answer is Shark because you would be in the water and you would drown just a little quicker with blood pouring out of you. Also it would be kinda cool...like...wow...this is how it ends?

Bears would be the worst because per Joe Rogan they eat you bite by bite while you are still alive so they could eat your entire leg and come back 20minutes later for your face.
post 1613189271 08-10-2020, 10:43 PM
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Isn't shark attack the most epic way to die, though? They'd be talking about your totally radical death on basic cable for the next 50 years.
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Add African wild dogs to the list. They have an 85% success rate. Lions are under 30%.
Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
wrong. big cats kill you almost instantly because they go for the neck
Only tigers always go for the neck. The other ones depend on the scenario, most of the times lions go for the neck so you don't make noise and alert other predators or don't injure them. If you're weak and the lions don't worry about you injuring them or alerting predators, the pack just digs in. If you're a warthog, every predators eat you alive as you have thick neck and your tusks are close by.
Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
the correct answer is Shark because you would be in the water and you would drown just a little quicker with blood pouring out of you. Also it would be kinda cool...like...wow...this is how it ends?

Bears would be the worst because per Joe Rogan they eat you bite by bite while you are still alive so they could eat your entire leg and come back 20minutes later for your face.
I remember watching that show 1000 ways to die long ago and there was an episode of one of those environment protesters tieing themselves to a tree so they don't cut it down, well they left him and a bear came by and took its time eating the guy bit by bit.
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Would a pack of pit bulls eat you after they bite your face off?
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Worst would be rats
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id let the hyenas eat me cuz they seem to get food the least
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
wrong. big cats kill you almost instantly because they go for the neck
You can actually fight off a lot of big cats minus Tiger/Lion.

Tons of people get attacked by mountain lions in American and survive. It's like an overgrown kitty.

"mountain lion encounters nationwide are similarly low: in the last 100 years, 125 attacks have been reported and fewer than two dozen were fatal."


https://www.popsci.com/survive-mount...20were%20fatal.



Tiger attacks about 50 percent of the people survive.
Lion attack not many people survive
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Originally Posted By swoleyo⏩
You can actually fight off a lot of big cats minus Tiger/Lion.

Tons of people get attacked by mountain lions in American and survive. It's like an overgrown kitty.

"mountain lion encounters nationwide are similarly low: in the last 100 years, 125 attacks have been reported and fewer than two dozen were fatal."


https://www.popsci.com/survive-mount...20were%20fatal.



Tiger attacks about 50 percent of the people survive.
Lion attack not many people survive
Hey brah, let's go tease that leopard hiding over there lol. It'll be funny!

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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Hey brah, let's go tease that leopard hiding over there lol. It'll be funny!

No thanks brah. Would rather the hyena kill me by ripping the balls from my body so my last memory is watching an animal eat my dick
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Hyenas, bears & rats will all start eating you before you’re dead

Big cats kill you quick & then drag your body up a tree.

Crocodile might just drown you or it might twist your fukking leg off.

Great whites usually just bite humans once & then fuk off once they realize you aren’t a seal. But if it kept attacking you it would be like falling into a giant meat grinder.

And Komodo dragons mouths are fukking poisonous so fuk that
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Tiger - it goes for the throat, right? Would be a pretty fast death.

Komodo dragon or rats probably the least.
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex⏩
And Komodo dragons mouths are fukking poisonous so fuk that
Kimono dragons are the worst. They bite you, then follow you around and wait for the infection to set in.

It will take days. And just before you die of infection, they eat you alive. Apparently a camera crew spent days filming every second of this happening to a wildebeest or something and came away with PTSD. Nature is fukkinBROOTAL.
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God they all sound horrible. I make it a priority not to get into situations where these things could happen, no need for me to ever go on an African safari in this lifetime
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