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» if you were a girl with big ass and big tits, what would you do first?
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post 1613190151 08-10-2020, 10:56 PM
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if you were a girl with big ass and big tits, what would you do first?

besides riding my cock
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1613190321 08-10-2020, 10:59 PM
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Only fans and make bank scamming simps and cucks
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post 1613190361 08-10-2020, 11:00 PM
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Fist myself
post 1613190431 08-10-2020, 11:00 PM
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Message some D1 football players to hookup and let them bust inside me and live off the 7 figure child support payments when they get drafted to the NFL. Make an onlyfans, maybe sell used panties or bath water on the side. Then buy a couple properties in Manhattan, London, a mansion in Palm Beach as well. Retire.
post 1613190541 08-10-2020, 11:02 PM
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  1. bfdehewdbyywhn
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no motherhood? so selfish
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1613190621 08-10-2020, 11:03 PM
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id get boob reduction surgery, lose some weight so my ass gets smaller, fly to tibet and become a buddhist monk and achieve enlightenment and die in the mountains
post 1613190671 08-10-2020, 11:05 PM
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Marry a Chad like this, obvs

post 1613191371 08-10-2020, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Marry a Chad like this, obvs

God DAMN! Wood crawl across a football field full of barbed wire for the chance to drink her used bathwater.
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post 1613191751 08-10-2020, 11:29 PM
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Join the misc.

Post spoon pics for reps.
post 1613191791 08-10-2020, 11:30 PM
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Original Ruckus
post 1613192901 08-10-2020, 11:55 PM
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will segment the sexual
acts into parts and sell
it separetley adapting Apple strategy

for instance
1- boobs job =100.99$
2- ass cheeks cock sliding= 50$
3- Cock licking = 10$ per minute
4- cock sucking = 25 $ for 5 minutes
5- anal sex =500$ (chit inside included)
6- anal sex without chit = 999.90$
7- Armpit job =33$
8- belly button fuk = 5$
9- cock slap = 1$ per slap
10- talking while cock in mouth =20$ (30 sec only)
post 1613192971 08-10-2020, 11:57 PM
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I had good parenting, so for sure id be a nice down to earth HBB, very smart too if i had the same brain i have now. Honestly think id be married to some famous actor or athlete or something
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
post 1613193011 08-10-2020, 11:58 PM
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I'd make an onlyfans and never even go nude. Just "model" and watch the simp money roll in. Then I'd marry a billionaire and never even have sex with him and divorce him for half his chit. And I'd go find the best genetic specimen out there and get his seed for IVF. Wouldn't even smash him. Probably go full lesbian with my bestie gf. Ez life.
post 1613193151 08-11-2020, 12:00 AM
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I'd go to male locker rooms and take dikk for money. Like they do now. But I'd have to say No homo every time.
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post 1613193231 08-11-2020, 12:01 AM
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Establish a lesbian relationship and then go sign up for a female MMA fight and go knock a bitch out.
post 1613193261 08-11-2020, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
I'd make an onlyfans and never even go nude. Just "model" and watch the simp money roll in. Then I'd marry a billionaire and never even have sex with him and divorce him for half his chit. And I'd go find the best genetic specimen out there and get his seed for IVF. Wouldn't even smash him. Probably go full lesbian with my bestie gf. Ez life.
unironically going lesbian is the best idea. would smash many HBBs
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1613194371 08-11-2020, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
I'd make an onlyfans and never even go nude. Just "model" and watch the simp money roll in. Then I'd marry a billionaire and never even have sex with him and divorce him for half his chit. And I'd go find the best genetic specimen out there and get his seed for IVF. Wouldn't even smash him. Probably go full lesbian with my bestie gf. Ez life.
I can tell you've thought about this a lot.
post 1613194491 08-11-2020, 12:22 AM
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Make a Misc account.

Get Miscers thirsty af.

Make onlyfans.
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post 1613194521 08-11-2020, 12:24 AM
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I would kick bfdehewdbyywhn in the nuts.
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post 1613194691 08-11-2020, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro
I would kick bfdehewdbyywhn in the nuts.
He doesn't have that kind of money.
post 1613194801 08-11-2020, 12:29 AM
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Suck my own tits
post 1613195271 08-11-2020, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah
Suck my own tits
I'm hard now thinking of this
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