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post 1613239341 08-11-2020, 12:39 PM
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Why the fukk do sloots become air hostesses?

Can understand it if it's Singapore Air First Class. But recently took a flight on a budget airline and it's a living hell.

Brb:

- Screaming kids the whole flight. Nobody tells them to shut the fukk up. And I'm talking about 8 or 9 year olds not babies.
- Having to deal with scumbag passengers who can't follow simple instructions.
- Having to clean filthy toilets used by said scumbag passengers, a few times per flight.
- Effectively being a waitress but in a super confined space.

By the end of the flight I was desperate to get the hell off. Yet these people are in this environment constantly.

Do they get paid a lot more than waitresses? Do they do it so they can fukk pilots? Get free travel.

Just seems like one of the worst jobs to me.

post 1613239661 08-11-2020, 12:41 PM
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free trips around the world. food and sex with men in different countries
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1613239691 08-11-2020, 12:42 PM
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because they get to travel regularly outside of their shiit little town and get paid for it, it's "glamorous" and exciting, and some guys are attracted to the uniform. and for many it beats sitting in an office 9-5. oh and they can bang pilots and make lots of new work friends.

watch out tho - some of the Asian ones are trannies.
post 1613239771 08-11-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
free trips around the world. food and sex with men in different countries
I assume that between flights, when they stay in hotels they have massive drug fuelled orgies. Don't know why I think that but I do.
post 1613239911 08-11-2020, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
free trips around the world. food and sex with men in different countries
thats any sl00ts wet dream
post 1613239971 08-11-2020, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX
because they get to travel regularly outside of their shiit little town and get paid for it, it's "glamorous" and exciting, and some guys are attracted to the uniform. and for many it beats sitting in an office 9-5. oh and they can bang pilots and make lots of new work friends.

watch out tho - some of the Asian ones are trannies.
Maybe in Sing or Emirates first it's glamorous. But on these budget airlines it's the least glamorous job I can imagine. I do like the uniform though. Will watch out for Asian trannies.
post 1613240081 08-11-2020, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By MrDevereaux
I assume that between flights, when they stay in hotels they have massive drug fuelled orgies. Don't know why I think that but I do.
wouldn’t be too far off. have seen amateurs with flight attendants
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post 1613240281 08-11-2020, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MrDevereaux
Maybe in Sing or Emirates first it's glamorous. But on these budget airlines it's the least glamorous job I can imagine. I do like the uniform though. Will watch out for Asian trannies.
i put glamorous in quotes for a reason.
post 1613240461 08-11-2020, 12:49 PM
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It's a job. They have bills. Life. Kind of like the rest of it.

Actually would be a pretty cool gig for someone who doesn't have a lot of committments at home.
post 1613240551 08-11-2020, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit
I agree with you OP, but you have millions of pics of 9/10 air hostesses on Google Images at your hand and you pick that sloot?
Sorry man, scrolled through images and nothing really stood out. Hook us up with a better pic fam.

The general public are animals. Or rather 8 out of 10 people are totally fine but then 2 of them are animals and that's enough to make things awful for everybody.
post 1613240561 08-11-2020, 12:49 PM
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Don't they only start getting paid twhen they push off? And it's chit pay too.
post 1613241141 08-11-2020, 12:57 PM
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Flying the flag for ladyboys: Thai airline takes on transgender flight attendants

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ght-attendants
post 1613241201 08-11-2020, 12:58 PM
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I heard stewardesses on some foreign airlines like korean aie are required to meet every client's needs. One of them wiped a dude's ass. I wonder if they would be willing to give me bjs.
post 1613241311 08-11-2020, 12:59 PM
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So they can larp to their boring friends and sisters about how fun and exciting their job is.
Traveling to different countries, sexy uniforms, pilot men!!!
In reality it's a low paying chitty job for losers. Srs.

And Air Canada is all 40 yr old glowless overweight women. Cotdayum. And the food is just as stale.
post 1613241531 08-11-2020, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
This

Actually applied for this job back when I was in college. But I didn’t get it lmao.
wow that's scary. they hire just about anybody. you must be HUGE.
post 1613241641 08-11-2020, 01:03 PM
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They can make pretty decent money considering it's a job that requires zero school. It's an easy career to get into and become lower middle class with very little effort. If you stick with it and work for a good airline you can actually make pretty decent money (like 80k+).

You get to travel for free and have a decent allowance for hotel/food in between flights. Free flights are generally extended to spouse/SO/and close family members. A lot of airline's even give their attendants free passes, so they can fly with friends etc. Airlines generally work with one another on chit like this, meaning you can work for Spirit, and get free flights on Southwest, etc.

Most Flight Attendant scheduling is done on a Seniority based bid system. Meaning the longer you work for an airline, the more you can shape your schedule to your liking.

Most Airlines also have 401k plans and health insurance benefits etc.

For a job that requires no degree, it's pretty attractive.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
This

Actually applied for this job back when I was in college. But I didn’t get it lmao.
I wonder why
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-constant sex opportunities
-social media (pics in exotic destinations)
-no qualifications required
-travel for free
-so they can feel like they're important (protip, most would be sh*t in an actual emergency situation)

Source: trust me
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
They can make pretty decent money considering it's a job that requires zero school. It's an easy career to get into and become lower middle class with very little effort. If you stick with it and work for a good airline you can actually make pretty decent money (like 80k+).

You get to travel for free and have a decent allowance for hotel/food in between flights. Free flights are generally extended to spouse/SO/and close family members. A lot of airline's even give their attendants free passes, so they can fly with friends etc. Airlines generally work with one another on chit like this, meaning you can work for Spirit, and get free flights on Southwest, etc.

Most Flight Attendant scheduling is done on a Seniority based bid system. Meaning the longer you work for an airline, the more you can shape your schedule to your liking.

Most Airlines also have 401k plans and health insurance benefits etc.

For a job that requires no degree, it's pretty attractive.
I bet they get sick a lot though.

Probably the biggest drawback.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
free trips around the world. food and sex with men in different countries
this lol
post 1613243001 08-11-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
free trips around the world. food and sex with men in different countries
Most of them dont to leave the airport during trips.
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They get paid well, they get travel benefits, and it’s really not that difficult of a job.

Recently read a Reddit thread about this and people were saying that flight attendants are pretty much always cheating on their significant others. Some of them even did prostitution in their overnight stops as a side gig. They’re called flying whores for a reason.
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Imagine getting banged by Chad on 5 different continents hnnnnng.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
No I think the ultimate sloot wet dream is a rich loyal handsome Chad husband.
sloots would still cheat on him for a thugmaxxed tyrone
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Originally Posted By Thunder999
Most of them dont to leave the airport during trips.
false. they stay in hotels all the time with the rest of the crew. they have group outings for drinks and dinner while traveling.
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