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Thread: Am I Mbisonson's father? (story time)

post 1613417121 08-13-2020, 08:42 AM
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Am I Mbisonson's father? (story time)

After a career in the military, I've been to a lot of places and have smashed a lot of sloots.

This one time, though, I was out drinking with some of my buddies and I ended up getting hammered...doing shots with some fat girl that I met at the bar.

Long story short the next I know I'm laying on my bed with this big, fat blob on top of me trying to grind her sloppy pussy on my junk, but I'm super drunk and pass out on her.

The next morning I wake up early, still a little drunk, but with some serious morning wood, especially since I didn't get to bust a nut the night before.

The blob is still laying next to me naked, so I figure what the hell I might as well use her to empty my balls and whatnot.

I went to reach my arm around her in order to grab the pussy, but my arm didn't reach and then I got sick to my stomach.

I never did ejaculate that night, but I'm sure some pre-cum came out while she was trying to suffocate me with her fat pussy, and I read somewhere that the sperm in pre-cum can produce retarded babies.

Cliffs:

- OP is 90% he is Mbisonson's dad.
post 1613417251 08-13-2020, 08:43 AM
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Sorry for your loss OP
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post 1613417481 08-13-2020, 08:45 AM
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Story checks out.
post 1613417551 08-13-2020, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Sorry for your loss OP
Do you think I'm eligible for some kind of disability pay since I have a retarded kid?
post 1613417711 08-13-2020, 08:48 AM
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post 1613417761 08-13-2020, 08:49 AM
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post 1613418031 08-13-2020, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Do you think I'm eligible for some kind of disability pay since I have a retarded kid?
Absolutely.
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post 1613418931 08-13-2020, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Do you think I'm eligible for some kind of disability pay since I have a retarded kid?
Depends does he look like his mother?
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post 1613418941 08-13-2020, 09:03 AM
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Why did you decide to name him Timmy?
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post 1613419551 08-13-2020, 09:11 AM
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i negg him on sight
i hate him
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post 1613419741 08-13-2020, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By M0nkeyPrick⏩
Depends does he look like his mother?
She also grew a beard to hide her weak looking jaw, so yes.
Originally Posted By expert701⏩
Why did you decide to name him Timmy?
He was raised by two fat lesbians who named him.
post 1613427921 08-13-2020, 10:53 AM
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That would make you Mbison.
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