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post 1613862731 08-17-2020, 09:49 PM
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How Do I Give a Good Massage? (100k)

My problem is that this is me:






Any miscers good with their hands? tips? Any good videos or resources?
post 1613862881 08-17-2020, 09:50 PM
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Won‘t change. Happens everytime I give one.

Well maybe stay on her back a little longer than that.
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post 1613863351 08-17-2020, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By wave_length
Won‘t change. Happens everytime I give one.

Well maybe stay on her back a little longer than that.
shiiit lets not be unreasonable now
post 1613864011 08-17-2020, 10:04 PM
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I should have expected miscers with rough ass callused hands to not know either
post 1613864061 08-17-2020, 10:05 PM
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post 1613864251 08-17-2020, 10:08 PM
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It always goes in that direction.

Es normal

But just follow along the spine, and see where she winces or breathing changes then spread out laterally.

Also lightly scratch where you took the bra off and she's been wearing it for a while. They love that ****.
post 1613864421 08-17-2020, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool
Also lightly scratch where you took the bra off and she's been wearing it for a while. They love that ****.
that's a nice little gem
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Originally Posted By drvillain
My problem is that this is me:






Any miscers good with their hands? tips? Any good videos or resources?
I do the exact same lmao
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post 1613873831 08-18-2020, 01:02 AM
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Start from the tip and slowly move to the bottom while gently squeezing the testicles. Might put finger in the ass too if you are both active/ passive
post 1613873841 08-18-2020, 01:03 AM
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Just start on his traps/shoulders, then work your way down his spine, then flip him over and he should be good to go.
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OK, seriously: if you plan on doing this regularly, buy a portable massage bed where she can stick her face through while lying on her stomach. Much easier for both of you. Use oil, I prefer silicone based.

1. Start with the back going with both hands from bottom to top, pressing in both your fingers and the palm. At the top, spread out over her shoulders and return to the bottom, just above her ass. Alternate after a few strokes with making an angel sign with your hands, crossing your thumbs so that the right thumb is on the left side of the spine and vice versa. Same movement again from bottom to top.

2. Same movement but starting from top and ending on bottom of back. Place yourself behind her head for that. Push through all the way from under the neck till you reach her ass.

3. Small circular motions with three fingers slowly working your way again from bottom to top, first on one side, then on the other side of the spine. Here you will find out where it hurts. Use enough pressure so that it‘s right before the point of hurting too much. When you reach the shoulder blades, also spread out to the side.

4. Apply pressure with your ellbow where the points of pain are. She must give you feedback how strong and long she needs it on every point.

5. Finish the back with stroking up and down with your flat hands, again on both sides of the spine. Use reverse direction, going up with one hand while going down with the other.

I could go on with the rest of the body, if requested.
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post 1613875631 08-18-2020, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted By wave_length
OK, seriously: if you plan on doing this regularly, buy a portable massage bed where she can stick her face through while lying on her stomach. Much easier for both of you. Use oil, I prefer silicone based.
LOL

lotion. moisturizer whatever. Start at the top of the back, then neck, the work your way down

****ing lol at pulling out a massage bed
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Just make sure you cup his balls while you massage the shaft...
post 1613875851 08-18-2020, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505
LOL

lotion. moisturizer whatever. Start at the top of the back, then neck, the work your way down

****ing lol at pulling out a massage bed
Nothing is mandatory ofc.
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Originally Posted By wave_length
OK, seriously: if you plan on doing this regularly, buy a portable massage bed where she can stick her face through while lying on her stomach. Much easier for both of you. Use oil, I prefer silicone based.

1. Start with the back going with both hands from bottom to top, pressing in both your fingers and the palm. At the top, spread out over her shoulders and return to the bottom, just above her ass. Alternate after a few strokes with making an angel sign with your hands, crossing your thumbs so that the right thumb is on the left side of the spine and vice versa. Same movement again from bottom to top.

2. Same movement but starting from top and ending on bottom of back. Place yourself behind her head for that. Push through all the way from under the neck till you reach her ass.

3. Small circular motions with three fingers slowly working your way again from bottom to top, first on one side, then on the other side of the spine. Here you will find out where it hurts. Use enough pressure so that it‘s right before the point of hurting too much. When you reach the shoulder blades, also spread out to the side.

4. Apply pressure with your ellbow where the points of pain are. She must give you feedback how strong and long she needs it on every point.

5. Finish the back with stroking up and down with your flat hands, again on both sides of the spine. Use reverse direction, going up with one hand while going down with the other.

I could go on with the rest of the body, if requested.
this. guy clearly has had many a massage or has read a book.

but i also do the same as OP. spread the cheeks and smell that immediate pussy musk. nothing gets me harder srs
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post 1613886281 08-18-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By wave_length
OK, seriously: if you plan on doing this regularly, buy a portable massage bed where she can stick her face through while lying on her stomach. Much easier for both of you. Use oil, I prefer silicone based.

1. Start with the back going with both hands from bottom to top, pressing in both your fingers and the palm. At the top, spread out over her shoulders and return to the bottom, just above her ass. Alternate after a few strokes with making an angel sign with your hands, crossing your thumbs so that the right thumb is on the left side of the spine and vice versa. Same movement again from bottom to top.

2. Same movement but starting from top and ending on bottom of back. Place yourself behind her head for that. Push through all the way from under the neck till you reach her ass.

3. Small circular motions with three fingers slowly working your way again from bottom to top, first on one side, then on the other side of the spine. Here you will find out where it hurts. Use enough pressure so that it‘s right before the point of hurting too much. When you reach the shoulder blades, also spread out to the side.

4. Apply pressure with your ellbow where the points of pain are. She must give you feedback how strong and long she needs it on every point.

5. Finish the back with stroking up and down with your flat hands, again on both sides of the spine. Use reverse direction, going up with one hand while going down with the other.

I could go on with the rest of the body, if requested.
repped. I always use the pressure of my palms but I'm never thinking about a 3 finger technique as well.
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