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» (Pole) Would you rather be Mark the Zuckerberg and stay loyal to HBB Asian wife

View Poll Results: Mark or not mark

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Mark the Zuck
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I choose blondie
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post 1614005731 08-19-2020, 12:29 PM
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(Pole) Would you rather be Mark the Zuckerberg and stay loyal to HBB Asian wife



be yourself and marry this chick (not tranny)











post 1614005981 08-19-2020, 12:32 PM
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IRL option: take girl #2 onto your private jet, blast a couple zinc-infused loads all over her face, pay her 0.0000001% of your ******** stock to keep her quiet about it, and go back home to your loving 3/10 wife.
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post 1614006031 08-19-2020, 12:33 PM
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There was a recent thread on who's most likely to be next misc serial killer and I voted for you op
Paypal me your tributes *******.
post 1614006131 08-19-2020, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS
There was a recent thread on who's most likely to be next misc serial killer and I voted for you op
nah im canadian

we don't get much serial killers
post 1614006281 08-19-2020, 12:36 PM
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Except she'd probably rob him blind and take off on him once he starts losing his hair...
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post 1614006401 08-19-2020, 12:37 PM
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mark zuckerberg

he has access to most girls nudes and all their data. he could just jerk off to summer rae icloud

also hes so rich he probably puts on a vr head set while she blows him and he can make her look like anyone
post 1614006441 08-19-2020, 12:38 PM
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I said stay loyal you *******s
post 1614006581 08-19-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BestLifter
I said stay loyal you *******s
if u get a gf you think jerking off to another girl is being disloyal?
post 1614006631 08-19-2020, 12:40 PM
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Why can't I be Mark and keep that PYT(and others) on the side?
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post 1614006751 08-19-2020, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786
Except she'd probably rob him blind and take off on him once he starts losing his hair...
Lol I think you've been missing too much todwy
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post 1614006871 08-19-2020, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
Why can't I be Mark and keep that PYT(and others) on the side?
b/c mark is a loyal man
post 1614007261 08-19-2020, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankCostanza
Lol I think you've been missing too much todwy
Lol, probably. Incel lives matter.
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post 1614007381 08-19-2020, 12:48 PM
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Zuck is such an awkward weirdo that I wouldn’t change lives with him even if he were married to the hbb. Look at that fukin haircut.
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post 1614007931 08-19-2020, 12:54 PM
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given that you need less than 1% of cuckerberg's net worth to be financially content in life, why would you want to be him when the other option is marrying the blonde girl?

literally nothing is good about cuckerberg's life except his wealth
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post 1614008051 08-19-2020, 12:55 PM
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Is he afraid to divorce his wife because she'll get half?

Pull a Jeff Bezos and live your best life brah
post 1614008261 08-19-2020, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
Is he afraid to divorce his wife because she'll get half?

Pull a Jeff Bezos and live your best life brah
I think they met in college before he started ********

only smart azn women know how to secure a guy who has potential. White sloots just want the D
post 1614008351 08-19-2020, 12:58 PM
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Be a billionaire and get a 2/10 chinese girlfriend that they call "hot"

Whites are gonna white

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wow close to 50-50 split

which side is retarded? I wonder...
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Do I have to stay loyal?? Like forever and never cheat?

I think it's still #1 for me. Be a billionaire and get to do whatever you want and then just say you're into bdsm and make her wear a mask every time even for a bj.
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*stay loyal but get a divorce
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Originally Posted By sf813
Be a billionaire and get a 2/10 chinese girlfriend that they call "hot"

Whites are gonna white

They dated long before ********. If they broke up 100% of women that he met would only do so for his money. Not sure why this is hard for you to understand?
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post 1614011331 08-19-2020, 01:26 PM
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Is this a real question?
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You gotta live by the motto, it ain't trickin if you got it. So what if they would only want me for my money, I only want them for what they offer.
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gotta stay loyal guys
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Originally Posted By BestLifter


be yourself and marry this chick (not tranny)











All the other Bitrds below are cool (assuming they are'nt the same), but what a looser Zuckenberg is ... he makes his money from FB at ppl's expense and other old net Forums and like Simon Cowell retires on diddly dee money!! Pathetic!!
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Originally Posted By BestLifter
Won't lie, his wife does have a horrible case of man face. That said, the blondie you proposed is attractive in the face for sure but that body is only usable by someone with a 3 inch dick.


Who was fertile hips and breasts? She looks malnourished as fuk. Her with 20 well placed pounds would be another discussion
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