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post 1614105071 08-20-2020, 12:12 PM
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You See This Chick At a Party Wat Do?

post 1614105201 08-20-2020, 12:13 PM
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assume it is a classless whore or tranny for dressing like that
post 1614105251 08-20-2020, 12:13 PM
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Stare at her using peripheral vision all night.
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post 1614105401 08-20-2020, 12:15 PM
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Her: "Ohmygawwwdd you scared me! Didn't see you!!"

Me: "oh haha s-sorry haha"
post 1614105611 08-20-2020, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel
assume it is a classless whore or tranny for dressing like that
stronk sig
Originally Posted By criminal_manne
Stare at her using peripheral vision all night.
too real srs
post 1614105641 08-20-2020, 12:17 PM
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h-h-hi there, then do a 360 no scope
post 1614105651 08-20-2020, 12:17 PM
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Honestly was expecting a man's face.

Thanks madvillany for making me paranoid as fuk
post 1614105721 08-20-2020, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By beeffychode
Her: "Ohmygawwwdd you scared me! Didn't see you!!"

Me: "oh haha s-sorry haha"
Originally Posted By stewartrochet
h-h-hi there, then do a 360 no scope
post 1614105811 08-20-2020, 12:19 PM
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post 1614105881 08-20-2020, 12:20 PM
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tell her to quick fuking around, she's holding up the food line
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post 1614106021 08-20-2020, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TimeTravelerBro
Honestly was expecting a man's face.

Thanks madvillany for making me paranoid as fuk
such is life on the misc
post 1614106311 08-20-2020, 12:26 PM
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Wouldn't say a word, just shove her aside for holding up the food line and get mine.
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post 1614106411 08-20-2020, 12:27 PM
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-Gauge if she is by herself or has a date

-If by herself, try to make eye contact once and see her facial expression

-If i make eye contact, try to casually mind my business have fun enjoy the night, be social, charm people etc for around 40 minutes to an hour while making eye contact with her once every few minutes or so

-If repeated eye contact happens, approach her and ask her to dance. If i never lock eyes with her or if it happens rarely, forget about it she isnt interested


-Lift that dress up while shes on 4 at my bed and bury my face in that hngggggggggggggh
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post 1614106601 08-20-2020, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O
-Gauge if she is by herself or has a date

-If by herself, try to make eye contact once and see her facial expression

-If i make eye contact, try to casually mind my business have fun enjoy the night, be social, charm people etc for around 40 minutes to an hour while making eye contact with her once every few minutes or so

-If repeated eye contact happens, approach her and ask her to dance. If i never lock eyes with her or if it happens rarely, forget about it she isnt interested


-Lift that dress up while shes on 4 at my bed and bury my face in that hngggggggggggggh
post 1614106741 08-20-2020, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr
tell her to quick fuking around, she's holding up the food line
Originally Posted By F.A.P.
Wouldn't say a word, just shove her aside for holding up the food line and get mine.
me2 but id make sure to take a few pics and post on misc
post 1614106791 08-20-2020, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O
-Gauge if she is by herself or has a date

-If by herself, try to make eye contact once and see her facial expression

-If i make eye contact, try to casually mind my business have fun enjoy the night, be social, charm people etc for around 40 minutes to an hour while making eye contact with her once every few minutes or so

-If repeated eye contact happens, approach her and ask her to dance. If i never lock eyes with her or if it happens rarely, forget about it she isnt interested


-Lift that dress up while shes on 4 at my bed and bury my face in that hngggggggggggggh
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post 1614106991 08-20-2020, 12:35 PM
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Shoot a creepy video then post it on the misc
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post 1614107011 08-20-2020, 12:35 PM
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Like how she had to look down at the camera...then smirked realizing its a poor manlet. When will they learn
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post 1614107121 08-20-2020, 12:37 PM
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Got damn.
post 1614107131 08-20-2020, 12:37 PM
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Watch her from afar, whisper to my friends how hot she is, avoid eye contact if she looks my way
post 1614107241 08-20-2020, 12:38 PM
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post 1614107391 08-20-2020, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By supup
Watch her from afar,whisperto my friends how hot she is, avoid eye contact if she looks my way
post 1614107501 08-20-2020, 12:41 PM
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- Tell myself she is just a human being that takes smelly chits like every other person to bring her down the pedestal

- start pumping myself up, tell myself to look her in the eye and just yolo ask her out.. I'm a handsome young man, why would she not date me?

- walk towards her but self aware of my every movement, my hands start awkwardly dangling and my legs would be taking long steps.. posture over corrected and invisible lat syndrome to appear confident

- start sweating profusely

- "c-c-an i have some cake?"

- looks at me weird and leaves the vicinity

- make a misc thread
post 1614107571 08-20-2020, 12:42 PM
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*MFC*
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post 1614107741 08-20-2020, 12:43 PM
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Ask her to politely hurry up and stop holding the line
post 1614107881 08-20-2020, 12:44 PM
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post 1614108041 08-20-2020, 12:47 PM
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Tell her to get the phuck away from the meatballs.
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post 1614108191 08-20-2020, 12:48 PM
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Fantasize about having the courage to talk to her
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post 1614108251 08-20-2020, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon
- Tell myself she is just a human being that takes smelly chits like every other person to bring her down the pedestal

- start pumping myself up, tell myself to look her in the eye and just yolo ask her out.. I'm a handsome young man, why would she not date me?

- walk towards her but self aware of my every movement, my hands start awkwardly dangling and my legs would be taking long steps.. posture over corrected and invisible lat syndrome to appear confident

- start sweating profusely

- "c-c-an i have some cake?"

- looks at me weird and leaves the vicinity

- make a misc thread
You're braver than me, I'd have crying as the last step.
post 1614108401 08-20-2020, 12:51 PM
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youuu tooo
tell her the time of day for starters
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