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post 1614340791 08-22-2020, 11:02 PM
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Flirty married woman at a wedding earlier tonight

I'm a wedding photographer, shot a wedding today, she was a personal attendant in the wedding.

Ended up just vibing with the entire bridal party and at the reception I'm walking around taking photos, the personal attendant approaches me and asks "Can I get you a drink?"

I said "Oh no, I'm good, I gotta stay sober while I work, it's kind of a big responsibility..."

She said something about her husband, and then he kind of shot me a look.

She's like "Oh yeah, I totally get that" and then fist bumps me.

Later on, I saw her again and again she's like "Can I get you a drink?" and I'm eating a cookie (love sweets)

I go "Oh, if given a choice between sweets or alcohol, I'm choosing sweets"

And this time, her husband was intentionally leaning into the conversation like trying to eavesdrop.

Just LOL @ marriage these days. I'm nothing special, I'm just a 36 year old dude, 5'9, tattoos and self employed
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post 1614340891 08-22-2020, 11:03 PM
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Not reading all that ****. Where's the pic of the white woman?
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post 1614341671 08-22-2020, 11:15 PM
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Pic of woman *******
post 1614342011 08-22-2020, 11:21 PM
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Photographer for wedding is a pretty good job to get chicks bro.

You're one of the centers of attention and lots of sloots in dresses with the chacha hanging out looking for some.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1614342081 08-22-2020, 11:23 PM
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Did you get her number?
post 1614342251 08-22-2020, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Photographer for wedding is a pretty good job to get chicks bro.

You're one of the centers of attention and lots of sloots in dresses with the chacha hanging out looking for some.
Yeah, it's a good gig -- do it cus I like it, not for the women.

But the whole husband thing, she must be like this a lot -- not trying to steal anyone's woman
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post 1614342671 08-22-2020, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
Yeah, it's a good gig -- do it cus I like it, not for the women.

But the whole husband thing, she must be like this a lot -- not trying to steal anyone's woman
How's the money?
post 1614342811 08-22-2020, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By FuarkedUp⏩
How's the money?
Pretty great actually, I do about 25 weddings a year.
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post 1614342901 08-22-2020, 11:36 PM
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post 1614343061 08-22-2020, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
Yeah, it's a good gig -- do it cus I like it, not for the women.
I understand that but 25 weddings a year you gotta be seeing some fine women.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1614343121 08-22-2020, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
I understand that but 25 weddings a year you gotta be seeing some fine women.
Oh yeah, I follow a few on Instagram but don't ever go after that.

Try to stay as professional as possible.
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post 1614343251 08-22-2020, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
Just LOL @ marriage these days. I'm nothing special, I'm just a 36 year old dude, 5'9, tattoos and self employed
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post 1614343341 08-22-2020, 11:48 PM
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She just sounds flirty, I'm not sure from what you wrote that she was ready to drop panties for you....

I have a friend who is a really good wedding DJ, and he said he gets a lot of this flirting as well. He said he's usually ready to GTFO after a wedding though, and not all that interested in trying to bang some drunk bitch.
post 1614343461 08-22-2020, 11:50 PM
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OP is a photographer yet doesn't post any pics of the woman






enjoy my neg *******
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post 1614343591 08-22-2020, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By NeednOut⏩
OP is a photographer yet doesn't post any pics of the woman






enjoy my neg *******
Thx brah.
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post 1614344141 08-23-2020, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
I'm a wedding photographer, shot a wedding today, she was a personal attendant in the wedding.

Ended up just vibing with the entire bridal party and at the reception I'm walking around taking photos, the personal attendant approaches me and asks "Can I get you a drink?"

I said "Oh no, I'm good, I gotta stay sober while I work, it's kind of a big responsibility..."

She said something about her husband, and then he kind of shot me a look.

She's like "Oh yeah, I totally get that" and then fist bumps me.

Later on, I saw her again and again she's like "Can I get you a drink?" and I'm eating a cookie (love sweets)

I go "Oh, if given a choice between sweets or alcohol, I'm choosing sweets"

And this time, her husband was intentionally leaning into the conversation like trying to eavesdrop.

Just LOL @ marriage these days. I'm nothing special, I'm just a 36 year old dude, 5'9, tattoos and self employed
wow... pathetic.
post 1614344171 08-23-2020, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted By expert701⏩
lol repped u.

negged op.
post 1614345571 08-23-2020, 12:31 AM
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this u OP ******* ?
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post 1614345901 08-23-2020, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
I'm a wedding photographer,shot a wedding today, she was a personal attendant in the wedding.
No pics




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post 1614346041 08-23-2020, 12:42 AM
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Not reading all that ****. Where's the pic of the white husband?
post 1614346301 08-23-2020, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
C’n you point out the flirting parts cos they’ve totally escaped me
post 1614346921 08-23-2020, 12:59 AM
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I mean, if it was me I’d have been railing her in the bathroom but you do you op



Also ITT
-op is literally a photographer
-no pics
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post 1614347201 08-23-2020, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Hey, can I get you a free drink at this wedding where I’m responsible for seeing things go smoothly

Hnnnngggg
This. Read “personal attendant” and proceeded to lol at the oblivious op

Dunning-Kruger in effect
post 1614347261 08-23-2020, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She just sounds flirty, I'm not sure from what you wrote that she was ready to drop panties for you....

I have a friend who is a really good wedding DJ, and he said he gets a lot of this flirting as well. He said he's usually ready to GTFO after a wedding though, and not all that interested in trying to bang some drunk bitch.
Ive got sum bad news about your friend bro....
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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Sounds like she was just literally offering you a drink.

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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
I'm just a 36 year old dude, 5'9, tattoos and self employed
So a manlet tradie?
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typically howmuch u get per wedding and how many total hours of labor is it (prep, shooting, editing)?
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Job = photographer

Makes post about whore, yet does not have a picture of said whore

OP is a chit poaster and an ever worst photographer
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