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post 1614906511 08-28-2020, 12:10 PM
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What to get escort for her birthday?

i wasn't thinking of anything big, just kind of an "i'm thinking of you" gesture. when i saw her last she mentioned her birthday was coming up so i thought it would be a nice surprise when i see her again. i don't want to do flowers, i bring her some every time anyways.
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post 1614906661 08-28-2020, 12:12 PM
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Bring her your dink and put a bow on it

Why in the world would you give a hooker a present?
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post 1614906751 08-28-2020, 12:13 PM
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Since this is you, I assume you meant his birthday.


Toss in some chocolates as well.
post 1614906961 08-28-2020, 12:16 PM
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post 1614907021 08-28-2020, 12:17 PM
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Buy her a car
post 1614907081 08-28-2020, 12:17 PM
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Eat her out
post 1614907341 08-28-2020, 12:20 PM
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Seriously? Dude, unless you're trying to get a discounted rate or maybe bang her for free don't be a simp.

She has fourteen sugar daddies and other idiots all buying her stuff. She doesn't need your pathetic flowers.

Your gift is paying her for sex.
post 1614907391 08-28-2020, 12:21 PM
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i got mine gucciswag and she loved it
post 1614907861 08-28-2020, 12:27 PM
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Lol. Take a step back and really think about what you’re planning to do.
post 1614908071 08-28-2020, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By yokecel
Lol. Take a step back and really think about what you’re planning to do.
yeah i know, i'm going to actually put thought into it. birthdays are big i don't want it to just be a run of the mill gift, i want it to have sentimental value and stand out even if it's not the most expensive gift.
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post 1614908361 08-28-2020, 12:34 PM
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she has a petname of mr. moneybags for me. i thought it would be kind of nice if i got her this figurine:



it's a video game character called moneybags. i don't know if she plays video games, but this is a sweet gesture right? she could put it on her bedside table, so i'll always be with her in a way, even if she's with someone else.
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post 1614908631 08-28-2020, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy
she has a petname of mr. moneybags for me. i thought it would be kind of nice if i got her this figurine:



it's a video game character called moneybags. i don't know if she plays video games, but this is a sweet gesture right? she could put it on her bedside table, so i'll always be with her in a way, even if she's with someone else.
ialso got mine a vibrator so everytime she uses it, she thinks of me
post 1614908811 08-28-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy
yeah i know, i'm going to actually put thought into it. birthdays are big i don't want it to just be a run of the mill gift, i want it to have sentimental value and stand out even if it's not the most expensive gift.
So you're going to stand out by buying her a $10 figurine representing the fact you pay her lots of money.

Well trolled, sir.
post 1614909901 08-28-2020, 12:54 PM
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a bottle of good tequila. LMK if you want suggestions.
post 1614911061 08-28-2020, 01:05 PM
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Just give her money. That's all she wants from you.
post 1614911631 08-28-2020, 01:12 PM
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post 1614911801 08-28-2020, 01:15 PM
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Check with skigains and see what he buys for his escorts.
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