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Thread: Guy puts 900HP into an Audi TTRS, 0-60 mph in 2 seconds

post 1615213771 08-31-2020, 07:52 PM
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Guy puts 900HP into an Audi TTRS, 0-60 mph in 2 seconds

post 1615213931 08-31-2020, 07:54 PM
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lol flight attendant's car
post 1615214591 08-31-2020, 08:00 PM
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0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds



The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds

“Whatever happens, happens.”

- Spike Spiegel
post 1615214661 08-31-2020, 08:00 PM
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Such a colossal waste of money, but wood drive with a chit eating grin while pretending I was Paul Walker.
post 1615214861 08-31-2020, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds

The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds
Try doing 0-330 in 3 seconds, now that's speed
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post 1615215111 08-31-2020, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Try doing 0-330 in 3 seconds, now that's speed
Lemme test ride a SR-71 blackbird
“Whatever happens, happens.”

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post 1615215131 08-31-2020, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds



The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds

op is a fraud
post 1615215141 08-31-2020, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds



The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds

This has a lot of aftermarket on it

All wheel drive, slicks, launch control, drag suspension, etc
post 1615215201 08-31-2020, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds



The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds

Check this out



Literal death machine




















I need one
Wraith
post 1615215271 08-31-2020, 08:08 PM
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Ken blocks 2.0l 650hp fiesta has a 1.8 0-60.
post 1615215291 08-31-2020, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...

ThePorsche 918 Spydergoes 0-60 in2.3 seconds



The quickest 0-60 motorcycle,Suzuki GSX-R1000goes 0-60 in2.35 seconds

Prob cuz the car isn't stock. The exhaust note is also garbage. Would still enjoy driving though
post 1615215381 08-31-2020, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
Lemme test ride a SR-71 blackbird
Nah, just do a topfuel run if you're an Ameribrah. Faster acceleration and 7g's of force instantly

Imagine burning 22 gallons of nitro in one quarter-mile pass of 3 seconds

There's so much internal pressure that the fuel is turned into a solid state right before ignition
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post 1615215831 08-31-2020, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
This has a lot of aftermarket on it

All wheel drive, slicks, launch control, drag suspension, etc
Ah gotcha. So its focused towards just doing insane times drag racing? Drag suspension sounds like it would do terrible in the twisties or on the track.
Originally Posted By lllEZRAlll⏩
Check this out



Literal death machine

I need one
Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Nah, just do a topfuel run if you're an Ameribrah. Faster acceleration and 7g's of force instantly

Imagine burning 22 gallons of nitro in one quarter-mile pass of 3 seconds

There's so much internal pressure that the fuel is turned into a solid state right before ignition
We're ready to die TODAY, boyos
“Whatever happens, happens.”

- Spike Spiegel
post 1615217081 08-31-2020, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
We're ready to die TODAY, boyos
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1615218251 08-31-2020, 08:50 PM
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car threads on regular misc are lulzy, bunch of non car enthusiast twinks talking about cars
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post 1615218461 08-31-2020, 08:53 PM
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Lmao @ wasting all that time/money..... On a furking hairdresser TT
post 1615218521 08-31-2020, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Antonio519⏩
car threads on regular misc are lulzy, bunch of non car enthusiast twinks talking about cars
Bro you probably granny shift instead of double clutch, like you should.

post 1615219671 08-31-2020, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Antonio519⏩
car threads on regular misc are lulzy, bunch of non car enthusiast twinks talking about cars
I'm doing a build thread for myself. Most guys on here don't know chit about cars lol
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1615219761 08-31-2020, 09:14 PM
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lmao dgaf still sounds like chit. lol all you hear is injectors when he pops the hood, sounds like a 1940's typewriter office.
post 1615220641 08-31-2020, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
1.93 in the 20yd dash. Now that's power.

thats a pretty arbitrary measurement.

The real way to measure strength is one arm smith machine
post 1615224181 08-31-2020, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Antonio519⏩
car threads on regular misc are lulzy, bunch of non car enthusiast twinks talking about cars
Idk how to tell you this but I could walk circles around anyone here in technical automotive knowledge, I build 5 second hemi's for fun
Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
I'm doing a build thread for myself. Most guys on here don't know chit about cars lol
4 banger chit-boxes aren't builds boyo
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post 1615224191 08-31-2020, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
0-60 in 2 seconds cant be right...
900hp and awd is a scary thing. Probably more of a highway monster though.
post 1615224481 08-31-2020, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Idk how to tell you this but I could walk circles around anyone here in technical automotive knowledge, I build 5 second hemi's for fun



4 banger chit-boxes aren't builds boyo
Thems fighting words. You mean 4 banger big turbo chit boxes ARE builds
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1615224961 08-31-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Thems fighting words. You mean 4 banger big turbo chit boxes ARE builds
I legitimately cannot respect anything less than 90 degree V8, take solace in knowing that if you can change your own oils & tires you're far ahead of the usual soy-filled effeminate ******* miscer

Lol @ these 2020 nu-males, srs



also:

Spoiler!


Spoiler!
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post 1615225401 08-31-2020, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Idk how to tell you this but I could walk circles around anyone here in technical automotive knowledge, I build 5 second hemi's for fun
Please list parts needed for a 5 second hemi
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Well good for that guy.
post 1615226181 08-31-2020, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Please list parts needed for a 5 second hemi
Bro I'm sweet, same as any other.

Going to bed but here's how much it costs to build one of their engines:


Spoiler!
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Bro I'm sweet, same as any other.

Going to bed but here's how much it costs to build one of their engines:


Spoiler!
You should make a post about building one. I want to see what goes into a $50k motor.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Bro you probably granny shift instead of double clutch, like you should.

Can't believe it only occurred to me now, just how ****tarded this scene is, and the levels of absolute thottery present in Eva Mendes' character.

Imagine being this stupid.
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It’s like he bought the car in Gran Turismo and installed all the mods available IRL
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