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post 1615252331 09-01-2020, 08:08 AM
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going to strip club for the first time

I'll have a birthday coming soon (23) and Im thinking of going to strip club. To be honest I dont really celebrate birthdays but idk I feel like going somewhere and I have never been to a strip club so can you give me some tips what should I look out for? I already know you'll say its not what its like in movies,not expecting sex etc so yeah what are your suggestions? Maybe I shouldnt even bother going to a strip club?



Im not from US btw
post 1615252751 09-01-2020, 08:12 AM
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Just remember - There is no sex in the Champaign room.
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“All the stripper girls are so friendly and smiling and happy to see you. They dance and dazzle and tell jokes while they take your money. Inside, they hate your guts. Each and every one of them. They think you’re a sucker and a mark. They lure you in and rob you blind. And they laugh at you when you leave, every one of them. They laugh and try to figure out ways to get you to come back.” - April the Stripper - “Bringing Down the House” – Ben Mezrich
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
“All the stripper girls are so friendly and smiling and happy to see you. They dance and dazzle and tell jokes while they take your money. Inside, they hate your guts. Each and every one of them. They think you’re a sucker and a mark. They lure you in and rob you blind. And they laugh at you when you leave, every one of them. They laugh and try to figure out ways to get you to come back.” - April the Stripper - “Bringing Down the House” – Ben Mezrich
Get me back? Lol I dont even go outside 😂😂😂 haha I work,study and workout maybe I would go once a year in strip club lol but yeah good quote
post 1615253361 09-01-2020, 08:17 AM
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Go just to say you did. Don't try to make it rain. Dollar bills or your country's equivalent only.
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post 1615253601 09-01-2020, 08:19 AM
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I wouldn’t go. Once you’ve been there it is easier to go again.
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.

"Dig with your hands, not with your mouths"

Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
post 1615254181 09-01-2020, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Go just to say you did. Don't try to make it rain. Dollar bills or your country's equivalent only.
Good thinking I'll go there with 50 euros in my pocket lol one drink (squeezed orange) and a private lap dance thats it 😂 haha
post 1615254251 09-01-2020, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Smegmalion⏩
I wouldn’t go. Once you’ve been there it is easier to go again.
its all about having a strong mentality 😉
post 1615254421 09-01-2020, 08:29 AM
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Will the girls be wearing covid masks on their hooha?
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its a great time if you go with the right crew

but Ive always regretted the money I spent the next day. Even if it was less than $100
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post 1615254601 09-01-2020, 08:31 AM
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It’s a pathetic way to spend your time and it’s a terrible objectification of women. You need to take a good look at yourself and your values. You’ll wake up next day full of regret and poorer.

I’m going on Friday.
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post 1615254811 09-01-2020, 08:33 AM
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LMFAO friend went to one in Minnesota while there..... the bitches were wearing FULL FACE SHIELDS and they only showed tits. Pathetic


PRO TIP:Arrive already fuked up. If you get there sober, you'll have a worse time. Only time I went and actually enjoyed it was when I was smashed on arrival SRS.

Happy Bday boyo
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Are they even open in your city?

They were open here for maybe a month and were shut down again.

Stripper sloots and guests had to wear masks.
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A stripper gave me a nose bleed one time humping my face. Prepare for a bad case of blue balls. Don't sit at the stage unless you want to spend 100 dollars.
post 1615255191 09-01-2020, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
you've never been to a fukin strip club and you're already saying strong mentality will keep you away?

LMAO
Im not a simp thats what Im saying
post 1615255461 09-01-2020, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
LMFAO friend went to one in Minnesota while there..... the bitches were wearing FULL FACE SHIELDS and they only showed tits. Pathetic


PRO TIP:Arrive already fuked up. If you get there sober, you'll have a worse time. Only time I went and actually enjoyed it was when I was smashed on arrival SRS.

Happy Bday boyo
Ehm Im not really a fan of alcohol two shots of whiskey and Im done lmao I cant handle alcohol that well

Thanks for the wishes
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Ehm Im not really a fan of alcohol two shots of whiskey and Im done lmao I cant handle alcohol that well

Thanks for the wishes ������
Ah well hopefully it's enjoyable. Whenever I'm at one sober I just feel like one of the many old, beta cucks around me watching the same girls. Feel like a complete POS loser. Hopefully you don't get those feelings brah
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Originally Posted By Smegmalion⏩
I wouldn’t go. Once you’ve been there it is easier to go again.
Cannot confirm, going once reaffirmed how little desire I have to spend my money in a place like that. But it was good for the experience, crew was buying me lap dances all night long
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Don’t be a cuck, if you are going to buy dances only get them from the girls you want.
Depending on the club they will come up to you aggressively and try to get you, don’t be afraid to say no, seen guys too scared to say no and pay for dances from ugly women.

Use 1s, like other poster said.

Depending on area or club it’s actually not that hard to phukk a stripper.
I phukked two in Texas, and most of my boys phukked one as well. I went a couple times in NJ and phukked 0, but they are also kind of stuck up out here.

Also if you do buy a dance make sure you have cash, don’t pay with card cause you might get double charged fleeced. Dances usually go by songs too, so be sure to keep track of how many songs go by so you don’t end up spending a bunch.

Personally I don’t buy dances at all unless I know there is a good chance I’d be able to smash.
Bringing a flask or hiding a water bottle of alc is good too, many are BYOB with beer
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Originally Posted By Smegmalion⏩
I wouldn’t go. Once you’ve been there it is easier to go again.
How so?
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I've never fuked at a strip club, but gotten a BJ multiple times without a condom. Going to a strip club nowadays doesn't even interest me unless I know it's one where I can get a nut in the back.

With Tinder and easy escorts nowadays, strip clubs are not really very attractive anymore. I'm sure the number of times I'll visit a strip club for the remainder of life is fewer than 5. For the cost of an expensive night at the strip club, you can literally fly to S America and **** a bunch of escorts.
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
I'll have a birthday coming soon (23) and Im thinking of going to strip club. To be honest I dont really celebrate birthdays but idk I feel like going somewhere and I have never been to a strip club so can you give me some tips what should I look out for? I already know you'll say its not what its like in movies,not expecting sex etc so yeah what are your suggestions? Maybe I shouldnt even bother going to a strip club?



Im not from US btw
You feel like going somewhere and the first place that comes to mind is a strip-club?
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Pre-game so you don’t have to buy drinks

Only bring a certain amount of cash

Girls will be approaching you left and right. You don’t have to get a dance from the first chick who talks to you. Just let em talk blah blah and if they tell your not interested they’ll leave you alone
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I've never fuked at a strip club, but gotten a BJ multiple times without a condom. Going to a strip club nowadays doesn't even interest me unless I know it's one where I can get a nut in the back.

With Tinder and easy escorts nowadays, strip clubs are not really very attractive anymore. I'm sure the number of times I'll visit a strip club for the remainder of life is fewer than 5. For the cost of an expensive night at the strip club, you can literally fly to S America and **** a bunch of escorts.
Originally Posted By newbuck⏩
Don’t be a cuck, if you are going to buy dances only get them from the girls you want.
Depending on the club they will come up to you aggressively and try to get you, don’t be afraid to say no, seen guys too scared to say no and pay for dances from ugly women.

Use 1s, like other poster said.

Depending on area or club it’s actually not that hard to phukk a stripper.
I phukked two in Texas, and most of my boys phukked one as well. I went a couple times in NJ and phukked 0, but they are also kind of stuck up out here.

Also if you do buy a dance make sure you have cash, don’t pay with card cause you might get double charged fleeced. Dances usually go by songs too, so be sure to keep track of how many songs go by so you don’t end up spending a bunch.

Personally I don’t buy dances at all unless I know there is a good chance I’d be able to smash.
Bringing a flask or hiding a water bottle of alc is good too, many are BYOB with beer
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I’m banned from all my local strip clubs. All I can tell you is that the bouncers have absolutely zero sense of humour
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