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Forum ยป Whats the best vegetable to masturbate with?
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post 1615332071 09-01-2020, 11:06 PM
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Whats the best vegetable to masturbate with?

The worst would be Stephen Hawking, but what would be the best?
post 1615333371 09-01-2020, 11:25 PM
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Bodybuilders like to use grapefruits.
post 1615333711 09-01-2020, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Hector002⏩
Bodybuilders like to use grapefruits.
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post 1615333761 09-01-2020, 11:34 PM
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are you looking to penetrate or be penetrated?
post 1615333821 09-01-2020, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By 4Mum69⏩
The worst would be Stephen Hawking, but what would be the best?
I disagree
post 1615333981 09-01-2020, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
are you looking to penetrate or be penetrated?
What if you want both at the same time?
post 1615333991 09-01-2020, 11:38 PM
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post 1615334021 09-01-2020, 11:38 PM
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Shove a pumpkin up your ass
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post 1615334131 09-01-2020, 11:41 PM
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i knew a dude who told me watermelons if done right are better than a real female

he also had a neck tattoo though
post 1615334251 09-01-2020, 11:44 PM
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Dunno op, but i get the feeling your ass could swallow a water melon?
post 1615334341 09-01-2020, 11:45 PM
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Stick a pineapple up your angus OP
post 1615334791 09-02-2020, 12:00 AM
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Sigfried or Roy I'm not sure which one after his tiger mauled him. Tiger turned a fruit into a vegetable.
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post 1615334891 09-02-2020, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By thenightskies⏩
i knew a dude who told me watermelons if done right are better than a real female

he also had a neck tattoo though
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Dunno op, but i get the feeling your ass could swallow a water melon?
Originally Posted By banks13⏩
Stick a pineapple up your angus OP
Those are not vegetables. Those are fruits you fukin vegetables

Some degenerate mentioned pumpkin, but I think those are best reserved for Halloween facials so more of a special treat.
post 1615335321 09-02-2020, 12:15 AM
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Reminds me of the time I heard that a zucchini dug out with some baby oil in there felt like real pussy. I tried it in my early teens. I scooped out a zucchini, squirted some baby oil in there and warmed it up in the microwave. Only problem was I misremembered the time: I put it in for 40 odd seconds when you were only meant to do it for ten.

I got the zucchini out and stuffed my cawk in there and was like"YEEEEEEOOOOWW!!!" at the pain. I pulled out immediately, got some ice for my raw and burnt penis and threw the zucchini over the fence. Worst part was when the neighbour knocked on the door asking my parents why a dug out zucchini was in thrown into their backyard. Parents looked at me and I was like:

Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1615335441 09-02-2020, 12:17 AM
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Pepper your angus with cactus, literally
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