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Thread: Keanu Reeves (56) has a better looking gf than you do

post 1615430001 09-02-2020, 11:51 PM
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Keanu Reeves (56) has a better looking gf than you do

Deal with it

post 1615430151 09-02-2020, 11:54 PM
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I never understand this scenario. Being so well known and rich gives you access to 99% of the females in this world. Why would you settle for an ugly bish when you could be banging 10/10 HBBs full of glow.
post 1615430281 09-02-2020, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By BlackDanaWhite⏩
I never understand this scenario. Being so well known and rich gives you access to 99% of the females in this world. Why would you settle for an ugly bish when you could be banging 10/10 HBBs full of glow.
cause love is blind stupid
post 1615430411 09-02-2020, 11:58 PM
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Someone has mommy issues
post 1615430501 09-03-2020, 12:00 AM
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she must let him destroy all her holes on a nightly basis. there's no other reason he would date her
post 1615430521 09-03-2020, 12:00 AM
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Im glad that hes finally happy, he seems like genuine good guy. He deserves it after years of beign alone because of death of his kid and gf.
post 1615430981 09-03-2020, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By tornister⏩
Im glad that hes finally happy, he seems like genuine good guy. He deserves it after years of beign alone because of death of his kid and gf.
He's been with this woman for 10 years apparently. Probably the most secretive/private A list celeb out there.
post 1615431041 09-03-2020, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
He's been with this woman for 10 years apparently. Probably the most secretive/private A list celeb out there.
10y ? damn, he was good at hiding it. still, good for him.
post 1615431051 09-03-2020, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By BlackDanaWhite⏩
I never understand this scenario. Being so well known and rich gives you access to 99% of the females in this world. Why would you settle for an ugly bish when you could be banging 10/10 HBBs full of glow.
he got tired of those using dumb useless whores
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post 1615431641 09-03-2020, 12:25 AM
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post 1615431831 09-03-2020, 12:29 AM
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post 1615431911 09-03-2020, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Drhunglow⏩
Someone has mommy issues
He's very close to his mom, who looks younger than his gf.




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post 1615432241 09-03-2020, 12:37 AM
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Bet he’s happier with her than DiCaprio with all his vapid, soulless hbb’s.
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post 1615432341 09-03-2020, 12:40 AM
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Heard he is a time traveler, which means he’d likely only be attracted to women who look as old as he is on a soul level
post 1615433791 09-03-2020, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Bet he’s happier with her than DiCaprio with all his vapid, soulless hbb’s.
crying in the wilderness brah
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post 1615442811 09-03-2020, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
Deal with it

Your mother, OP?

Because there is undeniable family resemblance and she's gorgeous!!



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post 1615443481 09-03-2020, 06:14 AM
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To each his own I guess, but damn, that's a pretty big stretch
post 1615444101 09-03-2020, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By TheNewbie⏩
To each his own I guess, but damn, that's a pretty big stretch
nothing needs stretching in that one any more
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post 1615444121 09-03-2020, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Bet he’s happier with her than DiCaprio with all his vapid, soulless hbb’s.
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post 1615444991 09-03-2020, 06:45 AM
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lol @ you thinking he's not banging some hot young bish on the side
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post 1615445081 09-03-2020, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Bet he’s happier with her than DiCaprio with all his vapid, soulless hbb’s.
Truth.

Though for all we know DiCaprio has a secret LTR too.
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He's very close to his mom, who looks younger than his gf.

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post 1615445521 09-03-2020, 06:53 AM
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mind blown shes like 47ish, shes almost 10 years younger than him and he still looks mogs her.

I thought she must be his same age.
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His girlfriend is also 6'1
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post 1615445621 09-03-2020, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Bet he’s happier with her than DiCaprio with all his vapid, soulless hbb’s.
You sure about that

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post 1615446681 09-03-2020, 07:09 AM
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Most amazing thing about that pic is that he's 56 and she's 47. If you didn't know, you'd assume that's his mom.
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Originally Posted By BlackDanaWhite⏩
I never understand this scenario. Being so well known and rich gives you access to 99% of the females in this world. Why would you settle for an ugly bish when you could be banging 10/10 HBBs full of glow.
Why date an empty soul for how it looks? Too many people do this. She's probably a wonderful person that meets his needs, but a lot of people don't recognize that and go for short term gains and holes.
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Obviously, both are so secure in themselves that neither could give the first **** what you think about them as a couple.

She is with an A list celeb and doesn't even give a **** to dye her hair. That says a ton about this woman.
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Originally Posted By BlackDanaWhite⏩
I never understand this scenario. Being so well known and rich gives you access to 99% of the females in this world. Why would you settle for an ugly bish when you could be banging 10/10 HBBs full of glow.
Because Keanu reeves is a phucking great man, therefore likely appreciates good personalities.

Do you really think Keanu would go after chicks purely because their good looking? You do realise he's well known for being the walking definition of humble!
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he's happy and has no gf drama in his life. So i say more power to him.

hotter they are = more drama. ask Johnny Depp
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he's immortal so ya
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