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Gweneth Paltrow's employees had to smell her vagina
For Goop team, smelling Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina was just another day at the office
By Bang Showbiz Time of article published 8h ago
Goop employees smelled Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina to embody the infamous 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle.
The 47-year-old actress - who founded the lifestyle brand - made headlines when she unveiled her unusual scented candle, but it has now been revealed the team behind the candle got their inspiration for the scent by smelling her vagina.
Goop's chief designer and head of merchandising, Shaun Kearney told Closer magazine: "We all live and breath these products. The Goop office is unlike any workplace in the world. You will find staff sitting at their desk with a bunch of needles in their face or wearing a necklace vibrator while discussing which sex toys gave them the best orgasm that weekend. It's the most hilariously wonderful and crazy environment
"For the Goop team, smelling Gwyneth's vagina became just another days at the office! She's the ultimate embodiment of the brand, and that means ensuring its authenticity with the products."
The candle - which actually smells of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar - sold out immediately when it went on sale in mid-January, and Gwyneth said she chose to name the wax creation after her privates because she wanted to end the stigma around female sexuality.
She said: "The idea [is] that women have been taught to have a certain amount of shame about their body. So, if you just light a candle that says 'This Smells Like My Vagina', and put it on the coffee table, it's kind of a punk rock statement."
And Shaun has praised the 'Iron Man' star for being a "trailblazer" by discussing women's pleasure with her line of vibrators and allowing women to feel confident with their bodies.
He added: "Gwyn's a trailblazer and isn't afraid to have conversations we think about but often don't have. She loves pushing buttons and knows that not everyone's going to be a fan, but that's part of her allure and what makes Goop so unique."
https://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/styl...7-0b69ce0f6f9dBy Bang Showbiz Time of article published 8h ago
Goop employees smelled Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina to embody the infamous 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle.
The 47-year-old actress - who founded the lifestyle brand - made headlines when she unveiled her unusual scented candle, but it has now been revealed the team behind the candle got their inspiration for the scent by smelling her vagina.
Goop's chief designer and head of merchandising, Shaun Kearney told Closer magazine: "We all live and breath these products. The Goop office is unlike any workplace in the world. You will find staff sitting at their desk with a bunch of needles in their face or wearing a necklace vibrator while discussing which sex toys gave them the best orgasm that weekend. It's the most hilariously wonderful and crazy environment
"For the Goop team, smelling Gwyneth's vagina became just another days at the office! She's the ultimate embodiment of the brand, and that means ensuring its authenticity with the products."
The candle - which actually smells of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar - sold out immediately when it went on sale in mid-January, and Gwyneth said she chose to name the wax creation after her privates because she wanted to end the stigma around female sexuality.
She said: "The idea [is] that women have been taught to have a certain amount of shame about their body. So, if you just light a candle that says 'This Smells Like My Vagina', and put it on the coffee table, it's kind of a punk rock statement."
And Shaun has praised the 'Iron Man' star for being a "trailblazer" by discussing women's pleasure with her line of vibrators and allowing women to feel confident with their bodies.
He added: "Gwyn's a trailblazer and isn't afraid to have conversations we think about but often don't have. She loves pushing buttons and knows that not everyone's going to be a fan, but that's part of her allure and what makes Goop so unique."
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That would be awesome to put on my resume.
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Originally Posted By TraininWh33ls⏩
"Team player with three years of beaver sniffing experience. Reduced time to market by efficiently smelling snatch and providing timely critiques."That would be awesome to put on my resume.
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Well how else are they supposed to make a candle that smells like her vagina?
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The last thing I want my crib smelling like is a stinky puss
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Luckily for them, they didn't have to smell her scented toilet paper.
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LOL. I would have started licking it.
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Why stop there? Let's all stop taking baths and embrace our body's odors instead of shaming it
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i wonder if they got to put their digits in there to get that max vag juice smells
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
Men have been taught to be ashamed of the smell of their hairy buttcracks but we need to end the stigma. Sometimes wiping just isn’t enough and you don’t always have time to take a shower after every chit. I propose Hairy Buttcrack Even After Wiping Until There’s Blood on the Toilet Paper scented incense sticks.Any miscers wanna work for my and make a candle after the sent of my unwashed nutsack? I'm trying to end the stigma behind dudes with sweaty unwashed nuts.
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Thats pretty alpha tbh
'Hey you ,come over here and smell my vag'
'Hey you ,come over here and smell my vag'
I'll globe you
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Originally Posted By omac⏩.jpg)
How did anyone take her seriously on the marvel movie sets knowing that she sells magic vaginer eggs and mackerel scented candles?.jpg)
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex⏩
Well this was after marvelHow did anyone take her seriously on the marvel movie sets knowing that she sells magic vaginer eggs and mackerel scented candles?
Also how much are the candles? Asking for a friend
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I'll save myself $50 and just open a can of tuna
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If I had to choose between sniffing her gash and not sniffing it I would choose to sniff it. But only the real thing not a candle.
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