"Not looking for hook ups"
"Happy engaged"
"Looking for friends"

Have we forgot what Tinder was? It was and always has been a DTF app.

that’s to filter out beta males

you already failed if you read the bio

that was always the case. doesnt mean its true

Lol, I've banged so many girls who said they weren't looking for hookups in their profile.

Not looking for hookups is code for looking for hookups...obviously

this is very true

foidspeak for "not interested unless Chad"

Was on tinder for a few months, biggest waste of my time.

if you're not a chad I wouldn't even bother tbh, not even above average will get good results

i got a couple hookups off tinder but the effort just isn't worth it

I initially made one to troll sloots which was pretty successful and entertaining nonetheless. I’ll admit I purchased gold to reveal all the “likes” I had amassed over the course of around four months. Lets just say the results were horrendous. Trans freaks, bots, and feminist whales with princess complex.

The handful of 5-7’s I matched with were very bleak and couldn’t hold an intellectual conversation to save their life, and some of the 30+ year olds were very mouthy and entitled to no surprise because dat der biological clock ticking and diminishing glow.

I’m no chad by any means so that could be the issue. To be fair, I missed the boat for the golden era according to misc, friends, and acquaintances. I created the profile in May of last year and that was my experience. Real life works better!