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post 1610768691 07-16-2020, 10:38 AM
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Hernan Cortes true Alpha Chad

Why does this guy never get any type of recognition?
Columbus was cool, and all, but Hernan was a true Alpha chad warrior. Hernando Cortes born in Medellin, Spain. Their should be movies about this guy

The guy was so aesthetic he ended up cucking the Spanish Governor of Cuba. By sleeping with his two sister in laws. The salty Governor refused to let Cortes voyage to "Mexico" like originally planned. Cortes ended up sneaking out to "Mexico" anyways with 500 men, some horses ,13 useless guns & a couple dozen cannons.

So not only did he have to fight Native Americans he also had to fight his own people later on. Panfilo Narvaez was sent to kill him by Spain. Cortes ended up imprisoning Narvaez, and convincing Narvaez men to join him. So he went from 500 men to over a 1000.

https://www.crisismagazine.com/2012/...-hernan-cortes

Thinks to his diplomatic skills & skills he learned from law school. He ended up getting away with everything in the end. He only ended up getting banned from ever returning to the new world

Theres so much more to this guy. If you wanna research about a one of the bravest most courages chads in history this is the guy. He was bold, ruthless, charismatic, cunning, generous, kind, god fearing, mischievous, quarrelsome. The balls on this guy. He was a young man 18-30 during his conquests. Years of being a chad. Idk why they depict him as an old man.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Span...e_Aztec_Empire
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Oh yea he missed his first voyage at 19. He ended up breaking his leg after jumping out the window after smashing a married woman.
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Neil Young has a great song about that degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk
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Sea of Cortes is goat
post 1610769331 07-16-2020, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By BourgeoisBrah⏩
Neil Young has a great song about that degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk
Good song. Should be named "Cortes the Hero"
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Jk, best ambassador Spain ever had lol
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Not many men would venture out to the unknown with only 500 men, and no back up. The Aztec society was actually somewhat advanced, not a damn hut tribe
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You forgot the part where Cortes romanced an Aztec chick named Malinche who was both an interpretor and advisor and actively helped him take over the Aztec empire.
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
You forgot the part where Cortes romanced an Aztec chick named Malinche who was both an interpretor and advisor and actively helped him take over the Aztec empire.
Yea man. There is so much. Funny thing he assigned Malinche to be married to one of his men Juan. He still ended up getting Malinche pregnant. Cortes couldnt marry her, because he was already married to Governor Velasquez sister in law. He was basically forced to marry his sister in law thinking it would please Velasquez into letting him go to "mexico" ( it didnt). His sister in law was also a very jealous person.

Cortes wasnt a saint, but he wasnt an evil person either. He gave credit to the native American allies. He is basically the reason they got their own territory, and by law they werent allowed to be abused. Cortes was also against senseless killing. He didnt wanna genocide anybody. He just wanted everyone to convert to christianity. He did some things people deem bad like tortured & hung some of his own men who got cold feet as soon as they landed in "Mexico" those guys wanted to leave & backstab Cortes to Governor Velasquez so Cortes found out & mutilated their feet & hung them over a pit of fire. Those guys were traitors so fuk them. He also strangled his wife back in Spain.

Cortes wasnt a saint or an evil person. He was just a man of his time. He was both "good & bad" just like most men throughout history. The actions he did benefitted society greatly.
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Gotta admit I'm sold. LOL @ missing voyages because a married sloot needed a ride on the cock carousel. Boss ****.
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Yea man. There is so much. Funny thing he assigned Malinche to be married to one of his men Juan. He still ended up getting Malinche pregnant. Cortes couldnt marry her, because he was already married to Governor Velasquez sister in law. He was basically forced to marry his sister in law thinking it would please Velasquez into letting him go to "mexico" ( it didnt). His sister in law was also a very jealous person.

Cortes wasnt a saint, but he wasnt an evil person either. He gave credit to the native American allies. He is basically the reason they got their own territory, and by law they werent allowed to be abused. Cortes was also against senseless killing. He didnt wanna genocide anybody. He just wanted everyone to convert to christianity. He did some things people deem bad like tortured & hung some of his own men who got cold feet as soon as they landed in "Mexico" those guys wanted to leave & backstab Cortes to Governor Velasquez so Cortes found out & mutilated their feet & hung them over a pit of fire. Those guys were traitors so fuk them. He also strangled his wife back in Spain.

Cortes wasnt a saint or an evil person. He was just a man of his time. He was both "good & bad" just like most men throughout history. The actions he did do benefitted society greatly.
I think that's what a lot of people don't understand. From 2020 standpoint, every historical personality would seem ruthless, cruel, vicious, barbaric to us but all these personalities were products of their time period. But without these historical personalities, we wouldn't have the world the way it is today and our values wouldn't be what they are. I guess one could argue that if such terrible historical atrocities never took place, the world would be a better place but there is no guarantee of that. You may end up switching one conqueror to another. Greed, ambition, avarice, and the desire to dominate is a universal phenomenon and those with the means and desires will act upon it.
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Hernan Cortes kids were also bad ass. The mixed son named Martin that he had with La Malinche ended up studying in Spain & joining the military. He fought with Spain against other Europeans. Martin & his half brothers who were full Spaniard Don Cortes, and Luis Cortes and who also fought in the military all ended up becoming conquistadors
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Cortes was actually smart as fuk. Srs.

Strategical genius of peace. He landed on “the new world” with a handful of men against Spain’s orders and went on to overthrow an entire civilization.
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Upon coming to Mexico one of the first people Cortes encountered was a Spaniard who had joined the Mayans. The sailor named Gonzalo Guerrero was taken captive by Mayans him & another 15 people. The majority of them were sacrificed immediately. Gonzalo managed to escape with a few others. He was recaptured by other Mayan lords, and put into slavery. He proved to the Mayans of how much of an alpha he was , and the Mayans basically recruited him & made him one of the most powerful leaders. He already had a family with a Mayan woman. Cortes let him be, but years later they found a "Mayan man" with a beard dead on the battlefield. This was presumed to be him.


Good short cartoon of the situation ^

Pretty crazy story. Definitely deserves a movie. You cant make sh!t like that up
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
You forgot the part where Cortes romanced an Aztec chick named Malinche who was both an interpretor and advisor and actively helped him take over the Aztec empire.
She was not Aztec, she was from one of the many neighboring tribes that were the sick of the Aztecs constantly enslaving other tribes for ritual sacrifices.

Many surrounding tribes actually sided with Cortes over the Aztecs.
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Imagine what Cortes would have done to the cawk suking protesters
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he came dancing across the water
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Originally Posted By LeakyQuesadilla⏩
She was not Aztec, she was from one of the many neighboring tribes that were the sick of the Aztecs constantly enslaving other tribes for ritual sacrifices.

Many surrounding tribes actually sided with Cortes over the Aztecs.
That's true.

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think i read about him a little bit in a history book


I think you missed the part where he managed to cuck the Aztec empire by convincing neighbouring clans and tribes to join him. Lol @ a ragtag group of ancient red miscers basically conquering a civilization in 2 years.

It's basically the equivalent of an alpha red miscer going over to reddit and triggering the fuk out of everybody. They try to ban him but it fails, as he ends up recruiting some sympathizers to his cause to create more triggering amongst the soyboy reddit users.
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Watch/listen to these, primary source readings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7eXo7GEs(Cortés Meets Montezuma // Cortés' letters // 8th November 1519)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fKn9Dkq04w(Aztec Perspective on First Contact with Europeans // 16th cent. Florentine Codex)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAp30mf1pYY(Aztec Perspective on the Conquest of Mexico // 16th cent. Florentine Codex)

Videos based on the events from above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRAVIndO4Y(Aztecs: Arrival of Cortes and the Conquistadors)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=391JhiSsByI(Fall of Tenochtitlan (1521) - Spanish-Aztec War DOCUMENTARY)


And, for those further interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaCT-8ksheA(Aztec Historian Describes First Japanese in Mexico (1610) // Chimalpahin's Annals // Primary Source)
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All of the Spanish and Portuguese explorers were alpha as fuk, some of the greatest men who ever lived, and don't get anywhere near as much credit as they deserve.
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Hernan Cortes was a true Dark triad chad. Juan Ponce De Leon was another chad

"30% of the modern population of Puerto Rico descend from Juan Ponce de León and his wife.[8]" His son must have been slaying

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n
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when he arrived in Mexico he disabled some of his ships to prevent men he didn't trust from returning to Cuba, so yeah dude had massive balls. I've have wondered too why there hasn't been a high quality movie or tv series about him and this incredible feat
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Cortes was black from west african origin, this is mostly ignored in books
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Fuark

Found this tv show about him.

A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
Cortes was black from west african origin, this is mostly ignored in books
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Yea man. There is so much. Funny thing he assigned Malinche to be married to one of his men Juan. He still ended up getting Malinche pregnant. Cortes couldnt marry her, because he was already married to Governor Velasquez sister in law. He was basically forced to marry his sister in law thinking it would please Velasquez into letting him go to "mexico" ( it didnt). His sister in law was also a very jealous person.

Cortes wasnt a saint, but he wasnt an evil person either. He gave credit to the native American allies. He is basically the reason they got their own territory, and by law they werent allowed to be abused. Cortes was also against senseless killing. He didnt wanna genocide anybody. He just wanted everyone to convert to christianity. He did some things people deem bad like tortured & hung some of his own men who got cold feet as soon as they landed in "Mexico" those guys wanted to leave & backstab Cortes to Governor Velasquez so Cortes found out & mutilated their feet & hung them over a pit of fire. Those guys were traitors so fuk them. He also strangled his wife back in Spain.

Cortes wasnt a saint or an evil person. He was just a man of his time. He was both "good & bad" just like most men throughout history. The actions he did benefitted society greatly.
>Strangled wife
>Wasn't a saint or evil person

Bruh.....
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
Cortes was black from west african origin, this is mostly ignored in books
Im sure ur trolling but there wss actually a black conquistador from Angola named Juan Garrido also some German conquistadors. Most conquistadors were Spanish, and from other places in Southern Europe, but you also had jews, other Europeans and even a few blacks.
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Originally Posted By Achilles87⏩
Fuark

Found this tv show about him.

The thing I dont like is that an old man who is only half Spanish/Gypsy is playing Cortes. Also the actor is gay... and many of the cast are weak looking sjw types. Actually half of the cast is from South America. Thr blonde guy is Argentine, so you dont have that southern Spaniard accent in the show as much as their should be. Cortes was young not an old man. The paintings of him are during his boomer years. Cortes was also very aesthetic. They need to find an actor who could match that or atleast not some gay old weak looking dude. I'm sure the show is some liberal anti Spanish show probably has a lot of myths like genocide, and sloots getting raped. For the most part all BS
Originally Posted By JonV10⏩
when he arrived in Mexico he disabled some of his ships to prevent men he didn't trust from returning to Cuba, so yeah dude had massive balls. I've have wondered too why there hasn't been a high quality movie or tv series about him and this incredible feat
Well some of his men plotted to try to leave behind his back. He found out cut their feet off, and hung them to death
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