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post 1615969451 09-08-2020, 08:31 PM
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I'm lit

You can ask me questions but nothing related to politics or nutsacks.

Those are by bugaboos.


I may or may not respond.
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post 1615970951 09-08-2020, 08:45 PM
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I might be willing to post nudes if this reaches 5 responses.
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post 1615971461 09-08-2020, 08:50 PM
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Friends had set me up on a blind date sort of date thingy. Well the chick comes over to my house and I recognize her instantly because I've ha a few classes with her but never really talked. Well we turn out hitting it off immediately and are sitting on the couch laughing and **** like that. We start inching closer and getting a little physical. I'm eating Cheetos with one hand and have my other hand around her. All of a sudden she grabs my Cheetos hand and shoves it down her pants! I still have a Cheeto in my hand but she doesn't notice because her eyes are closed and she's muttering "just work your magic broseidon, I've never been with a man before". I'm a forever alone virgin so I begin rubbing her clit like the misc wanted me to do. She starts moaning and tells me to put a finger inside her. I go full retard and grab the Cheeto that was in my Han and start moving it in and out of her vagina like a dildo. She starts moaning more but completely stops and pulls my hand out of her panties with the Cheeto between my fingers. She screamed "wtf are you doing!?!?" I felt so fukking awkward but I tried to remain alpha so I muttered out "I'm dddaaannnngerously cheesy" she says "wtf is wrong with you?!?" And stormed out. She hasn't tol any of our friends yet and hasn't texted me back. What do?
post 1615973161 09-08-2020, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear1⏩
OP do u want to go to bed with me
If I don't get an offer from a higher rep miscer you got a shot pal
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post 1615974421 09-08-2020, 09:19 PM
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Why do you respect hookers so much?
post 1615974831 09-08-2020, 09:24 PM
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in.
IF YOU DONT SQUAT, YOU AINT SQUAT
post 1615975371 09-08-2020, 09:30 PM
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I got big reps and big balls OP
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1615975861 09-08-2020, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
I might be willing to post nudes if this reaches 5 responses.
post 1615977041 09-08-2020, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By SgtBlackburn⏩
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1615977051 09-08-2020, 09:50 PM
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Hypnotized by BobRoss right now.
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post 1615977271 09-08-2020, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
lmfao was trying to find that gif but couldn't
post 1615977601 09-08-2020, 09:58 PM
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I'll show my butthole but that's it. *******s.
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post 1615977841 09-08-2020, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By SgtBlackburn⏩
lmfao was trying to find that gif but couldn't
I keep folders of memes for each miscer, have saved numerous dbz/anime gifs from you
Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
I'll show my butthole but that's it. *******s.
Do it you pussy ass kunt
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1615978141 09-08-2020, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
I'll show my butthole but that's it. *******s.
Op why dont you just create an account on onlyfans and charge for this?
IF YOU DONT SQUAT, YOU AINT SQUAT
post 1615978201 09-08-2020, 10:06 PM
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Would you queers rather eat my ass after a couple microwaved nasties or some McDonalds?
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post 1615978421 09-08-2020, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Legendsneverdie⏩
Op why dont you just create an account on onlyfans and charge for this?
Haha my advertisement worked and you didn't catch on.
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post 1615978801 09-08-2020, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ChickenTaquito⏩
still waiting on pics loser liar thief
Are you by chance spaghetti when spaghetti hasn't had his meds for awhile? *******
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post 1615981381 09-08-2020, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Ratfish seems pretty cool but sometimes he comes off as creepy.
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